chapter 1. when I got home, I saw too many flyer places, so I got a fishing net and got 15 fly poo and gave it to my dog my dog smell yuk so when I went to get some mints for the dog fart and I sneeze when I smell fart from my dog but if I get a good score on my dangerous stunts I might get no more flea and I can get better edge and I was so good at my dangerous stunts I killed my dog i won the lotto now I can go to a better school so when I got home ever thing was 2utaful and I forgot 3 things wait 4 things and then I want to watch some Victor brogue. in the morning I woke up heard the stoves moving and I ran to the kitchen and grab a knife
and boom bang goes the stove I got a fright and jumped back then I attacked and it died
I said,"oh that was a close one but you know stoves are bad". people use them for power mu hahaha. one day I got sick and blew my nose on someone's dog the dog attacked me I ran but it was too late for the dog by the time the dog got snot on it all of its teeth fell out and got lots of ticks and some dog gets lice or worms and even lech's. that day a dog came to me and I sneeze and the dog ate my snot then it got a disease called fleas and had to pull all of its teeth out.