The break was rather well spent for all the students at beacon academy, personally I went on a four day trip back home to visit my family alongside Pyrrha who left to visit her mother.
Thank god I'm so strong otherwise being tackled to the floor by six women might actually kill me. After entering the Arc estate Saphron spotted me and yelled out. Next I know three of my sister come at me from the top rope (the top of the stairs).
My mother stepped in to break the girls off me, nothing beats a mother's glare promising pain. I told everyone about my time at beacon and my other adventures.
After that we had an Arc family meal off epic proportions, me and my mother cooked for six hours straight producing mounds of food. We eat like any other saber! Bianca actually looks abit like Artoria and Rosemary resembles Jeanne I'd you squint.
Olivia and Rosemary then began discussing business with me. School products are going through the roof, word leaked to the other academies because Arslan blabbed over in Vacuo and some beacon students messages their families.
The gaming business has also been booming, my sisters created the Persona series! I'd left my notes on the original 4&5 but they changed it to suit remnant. Kamoshida was only harassing faunus girls and kunikazu was made into an Atlesian, stuff like that.
During the break I also spent a bit more gaming with my guild. It's expanded a bit from when I last saw it but now we have nearly 66 members! We're a niche guild with high standards of membership~ platinum ranked+ or you can f*}% off! Kidding~
After my time at home I went to Argus to meet Pyrrha, her mother nearly snapped my spine with her hugs. Pyrrha gets her strength from her mothers side, Pandora Nikos is her name for those curious.
Her mother was delighted that her Pyrrha was in a loving relationship. The celebrity life was not one that she approved off after she saw how soul crushing it was for her daughter. She beamed when she learned that she may be getting a grand child. No Pyrrha isn't pregnant! But if we're having sex it means the chances of it rise. Not with my birth control though~. Condom? The fuck is that! I wear a titanium chest plate to bed.
Once family time was over we went back to beacon, met up with Ren and Nora then got back to training. They'd been improving since we went home to relax. Nora has less openings in her attacks and Ren packs more of a punch.
The day before the second semester all of the main crew where in the canteen. Nora was flicking food at yang, Ren and Pyrrha were sampling fruit smoothies, Blake was inhaling a tuna casserole and Weiss was studying while prodding her turkey and ham sandwich. Who eats a sandwich with a knife and fork?
Ruby came in and slammed a book down before going on a speech. I checked my scroll and spotted a murder on the local news. Tukson'S book trade was the scene of a crime today. The former white fang member was found dead with a boot prints and kukuri knife cuts littering his body. I sighed realising that cinder and her simps will be arriving soon. I should download some leg jokes to kiss off Mercury.
I looked up when I saw soda cans fly past my head, one was cracked open so some orange soda stained my scroll. A vein bulged on my forehead so I slammed my hands down on the table making it bang loudly.
Several pieces of food were knocked into the air, I reached and grabbed a full pizza then tossed it Like Atreus nailing Blake in the face. She was sent Hurtling away, when she stopped rolling she moaned "mmm anchovies~". She seemed content to die.
That didn't stop yang form raging and rushing at me with turkeys on her fists. I grabbed two pieces of manga meat and put my Arnis skills to work. I had her overwhelmed interns of speed and strength.
So naturally I slapped her across the face with my meat multiple times. "Ahh~ Jaune you got some of your meat juice in my eye~". Nora rushes toward Yang while I processed the situation.
She moaned temporarily distracting me, I could have sworn I hallucinated her pouring gravy over herself and rubbing her body seductively. I felt killing intent from two directions so dodged backwards. *petwing~~~*.
A sword fish impaled where I was standing a second later, I turned and saw Weiss and Pyrrha glaring at me. Woops~ Weiss rushed at me and thrust forward. I grabbed something squishy from a bowl and swung at her.
Weiss has never been smacked by a wet noodle before, the moment she was stunned was enough for Pyrrha to swoop in and batter her with a bread roll. I grabbed some sauces and went to town dousing her.
When Weiss was defeated ruby powered up and rammed all the kitchen nightmares into us. My sweatshirt is covered in hot sauce and I didn't eat any chicken wings! I don't know whose more pissed! Me that my favourite outfit is ruined or Glynda who is standing right there glaring at us.
"Oh shit she's standing right there glaring at us" I announced making everyone shake off their food coma (concusions).
"Very astute Mr Arc!" She said in a militaristic tone as she began swinging her riding crop recycling all the wasted food. Ren got pulled out of the vending machine that he had been buried in.
As Ozpin walked in to ask the situation I looked up and sighed. I moved towards Blake before grasping her hands in my own. She blushed whilst the others watched. They all thought I was about to make a confession didn't they?
Even the teachers were confused "Blake!" She shivered "yes Jaune".
" I need you-" "Yes!" "To hold this." I said thrusting a piece of the table cloth in her hand. I then walked back and started pushing pieces into other people's hands. Blake hissed at me under her breath whilst Pyrrha looked like she was gonna piss her pants laughing.
"On three!" I shouted drawing everyones attention. Even Ozpin was holding a piece of the cloth "Three!"
And with that everyone pulled the cloth which broke Yangs fall from orbit. Everyone was wide eyed as she hit the sheet and then bounced over to the fixed table. She collided with a pitcher of gravy and got soaked in it for real.
When she got up she sucked and licked her hands erotically getting some off the gravy. Men are either hungry, angry or horny! Watching a blonde bombshell lick like that makes me hourngry a mixture of horny and hungry. So I pinched a plate of waffles and maple syrup then dragged my girl friend upto the bed room.
Pyrrha scanned the girls who were following me with their eyes. Blake and Yang seemed thirsty whilst the others seemed to either be embarrassed or jealous. Nora was staring at Ren awful hard when she read Jaunes intentions. Ozpin just seemed to lament his lack of youth. The monkey faunus and the blue steam punk guy hiding in the corner just seemed in awe of Jaunes blatancy.
No one said anything when Pyrrha and Jaune turned up late to classes on the first day of the new semester.