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Chapter 4 - Chapter 03^

"They don't even know how to open their pants when they want to pee, do I have to be with such a stupid creature? Mami please don't joke!"

"Then what can you do? Didn't you pee when you met Mr. Lucca?"

"Pee? It's very impossible for me. Such stupid things will not be possible! Your clients are just too stupid, easily tricked! And mom asked what I can do? That should be Mami asked Mami, the food you eat, who cooks? Mami's breakfast every day who makes it? I'm actually really good at everything, it's just that I'm not interested in being arrogant, like mami said!"

"Only God knows when you don't boast," Achiera replied, she frowned.

"Nevermind, you mothers and children are like cats and mice. Eat first, then argue again."

"Great-grandmother ..., mami is the cat i am the mouse. Mami always tortures this little me."

"You bastard ...! How clever you speak, the whole world knows you are the one who always tortures me!"

"Mami never even cooks food for me, I'm the one who always cooks for mom. Get up early to make breakfast for mom, because mami can't even wake up. Bad habit ...!"

Achiera could only be silent, because indeed everything her only son said was the truth. It was clear that Achiera was terrible at cooking, even when she had children.

"Mami ...," Hansen said.

"Yes?"

"This afternoon I saw a little girl who looks a lot like you, but her hair type is similar to mine."

'Cough ....'

Achiera suddenly coughed.

"Mami, even hearing that you can coughing, oh my ..." Hansen sneered.

"Where did you meet her?"

"On the street, and I didn't say hello."

"But why?" Achiera asked.

"What's wrong with mami's question, do you think she's my sister? Did you give birth to two kids at once and then the other one disappeared like in the novels that you often read?"

Achiera frowned, she was confused as to why she was so attracted to a child that didn't know who he was, nor did she even give birth to two children herself.

"Hemp ... mom is too tired," Achiera replied lazily.

"Do you need my help?"

"Do you have a condition?"

"Of course, in this world nothing is free."

"Take your conditions, and forget about offering to help!"

"Huh, cheapskate! I only wanted a computer."

"No computer, you have to go to school like a child your age! You can't play the computer to learn your favorite business!" Achiera threatened.

"Mami ... I just want to play games, not see business, I don't even know that!"

"Who will believe your lies!"

"Okay, if you don't want to buy me a computer, then I'll sell food at Mom's office, I'll just say you can't support me," Hansen threatened.

"Brat, where did you learn to threaten like that?"

"I don't know either, all this perfection I've got since I saw the world," Hansen replied arrogantly.

"Huh, your skills apart from boasting, is there nothing more to be proud of from you?"

"I can not immediately show the world my extraordinary skills, later Mami herself will be confused. And besides, this is good right? This way I can banish all men who want to approach Mami," Hansen said.

"The more you brag, the less I would buy you a computer."

"Oops ..! It turned out that my boasting was not at the right time. But then Mami couldn't just threaten me. I'm Mami's child. Everything I get comes from Mami."

"Hey ... What's with you suddenly saying all you got comes from me!? All this time you've always said there's nothing about you that's a photocopy of me. Don't try to tease me, I won't be tempted by such a Little Demon! "

"Great grandmother ... Look at Mami, am I really not her son, besides she always curses me, she is even very stingy with me."

"Hempp ... Keep complaining, don't get bored!" Achiera sneered.

"Never mind, Grandma will buy you a computer."

"Really Grandma? I know, Grandma is the best." Hansen immediately ran to kiss Sun's cheek.

"You little devil, can only complaining." Achiera seemed endlessly teasing her only child.

"Say whatever Mami, the important thing I get my computer!" Hansen cheered with joy.

Once my computer comes up, I'll check who my father is. And why is mom always hiding about it from me? I have to know that, Hansen thought to himself.

"You have to go to school, then your computer will come! Otherwise don't expect you to get your computer!!" Achiera threatened.

"Sorry Mami, I got the computer not from Mami but from Grandma and there were no such conditions earlier."

"And that's a new requirement, you have to want to go to school, otherwise there's no computer for you!"

"Grandma ..." Hansen whined.

"Grandma is sorry, you really need to go to school, just like kids your age."

"Ais ... That's ridiculous, to be friends with kids who even take care of themselves need Nanny's help."