(Play song Naruto Shippuden OST III - Purge Goddess (HQ) *The three of them charge together in order to buy Jin some time. They're combined attacks, along with mixed techniques, allows them to land successfully on Zen.*
Jin: Okay! *Jin controls the power to his index finger*
*Baron, Ayumi, and Khan move away to avoid being caught up in the attack. They all look to see what Jin has planned.* (Stop playing the song)
Jin: Take this! Galactic donut! *A donut shaped ring of energy appears above his index finger.*
*Baron Hampton begins laughing uncontrollably, while Ayumi gets pissed at the technique.*
Baron Hampton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S YOUR BIG IDEA JIN? A DONUT?
Ayumi: What the hell is that Jin?! I know I've had some crazy ideas, but they're nothing compared to the one you just pulled!
Zen: What kind of fool do you take me for? That pathetic attempt of a technique will never cause any real damage to me.
Jin: Heh. *He throws the ring, it hovers right above Zen. Jin uses his arms to lower the ring around Zen, before quickly slamming his fist together! Zen is now trapped inside the ring, unable to move due to the suffocating grip of the ring.*
Ayumi: What?! It worked?!
(Play song Naruto OST 2 - Fooling Mode) *Having seen the silly attack work, combined with Ayumi's reaction, Baron begins laughing even more…*
Baron Hampton: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *He laughs so much he starts choking.*
Ayumi: Big brother! Don't worry big brother, I've got you!
*She clobbers Baron Hampton, and he begins to cough. Eventually, he coughs up a mini ghost!*
Khan: What the hell?!
Mini Baron Ghost: I'm a ghost, how scary!
Baron Hampton: Whoa! I made a ghost! I mean uhh… *Cool pose* Yeah.
Jin: Hey! This technique isn't gonna hold him much longer. If you're gonna attack, now's the time.
Baron Hampton: Right, but first… what should I call this move?
Khan: Uh, I don't think we have time for…
Baron Hampton: Now hold on, having a name for an attack makes everything cooler. Let's see now… How about the "Spooky Spike"? No, not cool enough. Ooh! How about the "Boo boo ghost!"? Nah, crappy name.
Ayumi/Jin/Khan: *In unison* BARON!
Baron Hampton: HEY! I need a little more time, thank you very much! Now let's see… OH! I got it! *He does a super cool pose* Dun dun dun dun! Super ghost kamikaze attack!
Jin: Now! Hurry!
Baron Hampton: Right! Go go ghost!
*Baron sends the ghost to attack Zen. But just then, Zen breaks free!*
Zen: Enough of this! These silly tricks will never amount to anything!
*He slaps the ghost away. But just then, it explodes right in from of him*
Jin: Alright!
Khan: He was right in the blast zone!
*The smoke clears, and it's clear that Zen has taken a significant amount of damage.*
Baron Hampton: Well whaddya know? Looks like our silly plan actually did something.
Ayumi: See? Everything's working out. We've got the advantage for sure now.
(Stop playing the song)
Zen: (These ingrates, to think I'd take any damage from them. How did they get so strong? Where did they acquire so much power? Well, I guess it doesn't matter, they'll all be dead soon enough.)
Lady Shirina: You're slipping C. I expected better from a Sarlen of your caliber.
(Play song Naruto Shippuden - Otsutsuki Kaguya Extended (The Lament Of Kaguya)
Jin: ?! Is that?
Khan: That's Lady Shirina!
Baron Hampton: Ah yeah! My baby's here!
Ayumi: More like a demon, and why did she call him C? Does Lady Shirina know C?
Jin: The Principality did put the Sarlen out of commission once, but she's saying it like she knows him personally.
Khan: What's going on?
Lady Shirina: I thought you would've dealt with these miscreants by now.
Zen: They are a persistent bunch. But the trash will be disposed of soon enough.
Baron Hampton: HEY! I don't appreciate you talking to my woman like that!
Khan: Oh c'mon! She is NOT your woman!
Ayumi: YES! Finally someone else says it.
Lady Shirina: They're right, I'm something much worse than anything you could imagine.
Jin: Hard to believe that given everything that's happened.
Lady Shirina: *Evil laugh before switching voices* And what makes you think that?
*The four of them gasp as they instantly recognize the new voice. One all too familiar, that has given them so many problems in the past.*
Jin: That voice!
Khan: There's no mistaking it…
Baron Hampton: The biggest hater of them all!
Ayumi: And the bane of our existence!
Baron/Ayumi/Jin/Khan: *In unison* Ja'Skaar!
Ja'Skaar: Oh? So now you finally know the truth. I've been Lady Shirina this whole time.
Jin: You…!
Khan: You've been playing us from both sides from the start!
Baron Hampton: Unbelievable! This whole time I was in love with Ja'Skaar? Hmm, guess I have a thing for older women.
Ayumi: SERIOUSLY BARON?!
Jin: Why? Why'd you do it? You submerged the entire world in a brutal war! We gave up so much to help you, yet you've double crossed us every chance you've gotten!
Ja'Skaar: Save your tears Jin, you already know why.
Zen: We told you long ago, this war has brought us back to prominence. Had we not started this war, everyone would've gone about their lives forgetting about our wonder and beauty. I will admit, I didn't expect for you all to put up such valiant efforts to save your world. Despite all we've thrown at you, you all have managed to overcome much.
Ja'Skaar: Quite true. It's such a shame it's all meaningless. Soon, everything you care about, your world, your lives, will be ours. We will start this world over, and make it to where none shall ever forget about the Sarlen ever again!
Zen: You see, Ja'Skaar and I are the original Sarlen. None have come before us, and none have after without our influence. We are essentially the mother and father of all Sarlen.
Baron Hampton: WHAT?!
Ayumi: You mean we're your children? I actually think I wanna die now.
Jin: *Chuckle* Some parents you are.
Khan: As parents, you must know that as your "children", it's only natural for us to rebel.
Ayumi: Especially when the parents are as shitty as you are!
Ja'Skaar: Why Zen, I do believe they are still ungrateful after everything we've done for them.
Zen: Indeed, shall we put the children to bed, once and for all?
Ja'Skaar: It would be my pleasure. But first, a quick reward for all they've been through. Baron, Ayumi, do you remember your raffle in the Sarlen homeland?
Baron Hampton: Yeah… Why?