Kai: Because you are.
*Kai appears out of nowhere*
Sonjo: Who are you?
Kai: Kai.
Ayumi: You guys don't remember him? He was in the episode where we did the raffle.
Jin: Uhh you know some of us didn't watch that episode…
Sonjo: Primarily me.
Khan: I was just about to say.
Baron Hampton: Well in any case, he's here and ready to play.
Capt. Maeko: Can we finally start picking our teams now?
Ayumi: You sure can!
Baron Hampton: You actually could've started a long time ago, we just forgot to say anything.
Capt. Maeko: Seriously? I'll let you pick first Shenrei. Who do you want on your team?
Shenrei: Hmph, I'll take Khan.
Khan: The best choice one could make.
Capt. Maeko: Alright, I'll take Sonjo.
Sonjo: Sounds good.
ShenreI: Alright then, give me Jin and Roux.
Jin: Let's do it!
Roux: Fine.
Capt. Maeko: Then I'll take Kira and Zach.
Kira: Siblings together again I guess.
Zach: I guess so.
Shenrei: Kai, you're with me.
Kai: If I must…
Capt. Maeko: Alex, get over here!
Alex: Time for me to take over!
Ja'Skaar: HEY! How come we aren't on a team yet?
Capt. Maeko: Because realistically, you two aren't going to participate anyway.
C: Well, that is a good point.
Ja'Skaar: I'm tired of all of this disrespect. I will not stand for this!
Sonjo: Would you like a chair to sit in?
Ja'Skaar: Yes. *Sits in chair* There, that's better.
Ayumi: Alright, the teams are set! Let's all do our best and put on a good show for the fans.
Baron Hampton: Head on over to the coaches for a quick pep talk. Once they're done with that, we'll start the game.
*They all go over to their coaches to hear what they have to say. The camera cuts to Lady Shirina…*
Lady Shirina: Listen here you all! I don't lose, I refuse to lose! And even though I'm not playing, I have it on good authority that we are going to win anyway!
Sonjo: Where'd you get that info?
Lady Shirina: Don't worry about it. Besides, everyone knows the Major General is too drunk to really do anything meaningful.
*The camera cuts to Major General Kabuto…*
Major General Kabuto: Alright team, it's time for us to do this. *Sips drink* Hmm.. let's uhhh go win this?
Jin: Way to sound very confident coach.
Roux: I feel so motivated now.
Baron Hampton: ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHT guys! We're here for today's holiday basketball game! Today on commentary, we have myself, Ayumi, Fadra, and Graves.
Ayumi: That's right, big brother! The teams seem to be ready to get this game underway, and so do the fans!
Fadra: I hope that the teams do their best.
Graves: The game is sure to be entertaining, let's see who can come away with the victory.
(Play Showdown at Hollow Bastion - Kingdom Hearts 2.5 HD ReMIX)
Ayumi: For team one, with Major General Kabuto as the coach, we have Shenrei, Khan, Jin, Roux, and Kai. Team Kabuto folks!
*The crowd erupts in cheers*
Jin: Wow! I guess the villains really are popular.
Shenrei: Hell yeah we are.
Ayumi: And for team two, with Lady Shirina as the coach, we have Capt. Maeko, Sonjo Kira, Zach, and Alex. Team Shirina everyone!
Baron Hampton: Let's hear it again for everyone involved!
*The crowd yet again erupts in cheers.*
Ayumi: Okay guys, make your way to half court for the tipoff.
*The teams make their way to their spots on the court…* (Play Dragon Ball Super - Vegetto Theme Song [Extended]
Jin: Wait, you're doing the tipoff too Baron?
Baron Hampton: Of course! I am a man of many talents!
C: Right…
Baron Hampton: Let's get things started! BBall game all set! Ready?
*He throws the ball up in the air…*
Both teams: *In unison* GOOOOOOOOO!
*Team Shirina wins the tipoff and begins to run the offense.*
Baron Hampton: And they're off! Team Shirina gets the ball first. And I for one, look forward to seeing how these two teams play.
Ayumi: That's right, big brother! These two teams are packed with talent, anyone could win! Graves, what've ya got for us?
Graves: Well, having worked with both Lady Shirina and Shenrei before, I can tell you that defeating either of them is no easy task. You've got to use everything ya got in order to win, and even that might not be enough.
*Cutting back to the game, Alex passes Sonjo the ball. Khan steps up to guard him…*
Sonjo: Uh oh, clear out! Iso, Iso!
Khan: Hah! You're gonna regret saying that Sonjo!
Baron Hampton: Sonjo is really reaching into his bag of tricks without all of these fancy dribble moves!
Kira: Hey Sonjo, focus!
Zach: Pass the ball!
Sonjo: Nah, I got 'em right where I want 'em.
*Sonjo continues to ball hog and dribble, until the shot clock sounds*
Sona: *Blows whistle* That's a shot clock violation! Team Kabuto's ball.
Sonjo: WHAT?! C'mon ref!
Khan: Hah! So much for your iso game. The only iso you'll be is isolated after I humiliate you on this next play!
Ayumi: And here comes Khan, fresh off the inbound from Jin. He's looking to set something up here.
Fadra: The look Khan has in eyes screams that he's ready to do some damage. Someone's about to get hurt…
Graves: That's it Khan! Use what we've been preaching for the last several episodes!
*Khan passes to Jin, who passes to Roux, who passes to Shenrei posting up Alex*
Shenrei: I got a munchkin, swing it!
Alex: HEY!
Shenrei: *Does a series of pump fakes…*
Khan: (Now's my chance!) *Khan goes to the top of the arc, and receives the ball from Shenrei.
Baron Hampton: Here's Khan. He takes the ball from Shenrei. A screen from Jin, here comes Sonjo to defend…
Khan: *He jumps up to meet Sonjo at the rim, before brutally dunking on him.*
*The crowd goes into an absolute frenzy…*
Commentary team: *In unison* OHHHHHHHHH!
Baron Hampton: Our man Khan with no regard for Blitzwing life!
Graves: Yeeeeah! That's right Khan! Get em!
Ayumi: How's that for raising the steaks!
Jin: Daaaamn Khan!
Khan: All day Sonjo, ALL DAY!
Sonjo: Just wait, Ima get that one back.