Cuá, cuá! Cuá, cuá!
Waking up from my sweet sleep I begin to curse.
"Shut up, you fucking chickens" I was so fucking fucking angry, no one likes to be woken up while enjoying their beauty sleep, right?
In these three days that have passed, I have lost count of how many times these damned grumpy ones woke me up.
On the first day I was tired, even more on guard so despite lying on the floor to rest I did not sleep, after a while lying down I sat and always watched to see if there was a movement of the damn skeletons.
And as you may have guessed, well, the sons of bitches did nothing but surround me. Seriously, they have nothing to do. If they could still fuck, I bet I wouldn't be able to sleep.
"Argh"
Just thinking about it already makes me feel bad, and I thank you for just having to listen to the crows, Now I really think I'm a lucky guy.
I haven't eaten for three days, I'm starving and I have nothing to eat in this damn place. Well that is not completely true, after all there are small insects, worms and spiders which are food for these damned crows.
These ravens are very dedestable seriously! when they can't find what to eat they eat their own egg. already thought about it they are very bad fuck who eats their own shit?
I had nothing to do here so I cultivated, when I was very bored I used to mess with the skeletons, well I learned to hit and run. By doing this I avoided a lot of damage that I could have suffered.
Was this supposed to be a test ?, well, in the beginning it could have been, but when I found this safe zone, hhehe it just became training. The only problem is the lack of food, I think I'm going to starve to death.
"Cuá, cuá!"
shouted one of the crows that was flying over me, it would be good if they could not fly.
"ping! ping!"
feeling something falling on me, I put my hand on my head and feel something wet. Looking up I see that it is not raining or anything, I do not even know if it is possible for it to rain here.
Seriously it can't be what I'm thinking, looking at the palm of my hand I could see, yes, that's exactly what I thought shit, they shit on me, why why. Damn son of a bitch.
"fuck you I'm gonna bake you, how dare you stain something so beautiful?, you sinner." you must be talking now stop being so narcissistic Huh?. So I answer you, I was not lying. I really am very handsome, damn I am so beautiful that if I were a woman I would kidnap myself.
"Cuá"
As soon as he said those words the crow croaked, looking into those damn intelligent eyes. I realized he was making fun of me, damn it I really felt like he didn't take me seriously. Shit how dare this little being really despise me.
Getting up I start to throw rocks at the crow. A few seconds later
"bow"
I heard the stones that I threw at the crow falling on the floor. Looking at a stone that fell on the floor I felt discouraged, my strength was good but my aim was terrible.
Of course do not think that this crow will get away with it, my pride does not allow this little being to make fun of me. As if I would allow it.
I was already sweaty and tired, when I didn't attack the skeletons I tried to teach the damn crow a lesson, I really didn't give up putting this little being in his place.
Sitting on the floor I recovered my breath, after recovering my breath I started to cultivate. Incredible as it may seem, the energy here was not so scarce, the problem was that the air was kind of corrupted.
This place also didn't have much lighting, it wasn't completely dark. As there was an arena here, I kind of assumed that there was a place to turn on lights or something that could light up the place, but I really didn't have the time or energy to look for it.
Looking at my body that now spewed black and stinky substance, I had made a step forward in my cultivation by reaching the fourth level.
But unlike a person who would be happy to advance, I was sad.
"Buow!"
Tears were streaming from my eyes. damn because I didn't think about it, I smelled so bad that even I couldn't take. this place had no place to bathe, I didn't even have water to drink, my mouth was dry, my stomach was empty and now I was even smelling shit !, that was a reason to cry, right? So do not tell me that the man does not cry or that it is strange, seriously, give me a rest for love.
Taking off my tattered shirt, I tried to clean myself the best I could, it didn't get much better, I tried.
I was tired so I decided to sleep. Maybe I was stinking so much that even the crow gave me a rest.
"Haha, that was not bad at all" fuck i'm just trying to be positive don't criticize me.
Seriously that day was certainly the worst of all, after all sleeping hungry is it possible to sleep more sleep with the smell of shit?, This is really frustrating. I feel bad.
And so another day has passed in that place or I must say my worst day in that place.
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Note: i don't understand much english, i need to use help from google translator from time to time.
There were a lot of words that I would like to add more I didn't find it in English to put. I was frustrated with that.
I apologize if I have errors, let me know and I'll be correcting.