(Eianr's POV)
Artoria was writing some documents when I opened the door and entered with a lion cub in my arms.
"Einar?" Artoria spoke when she saw my sudden intrusion into her study without any kind of warning but her sight immediately fell on the cute lion cub in my arms.
"Artoria, look what I found," I said then showed her cute lion cub sleeping after being healed.
"Aww, it's so cute~" And so her girlish side came out. She then coughed with rosy cheeks and asked, "Where did you find it?"
"Aa, you know baboons kidnap lion cubs for revenge. I just found him under the tree injured. I healed him and was going to look for his mother but I decided to show it to you." I explained.
Although she had draconic essence, she likes lions more than lizards- I mean dragons.
She was always been busy with her work and was the only one who didn't know how to take time to relax. I was the only one who knew what type of burden she was trying to take so I always tried to make something for her to relax or forced her to relax.
I smiled after seeing her curious gazes and placed my hand on her head. "Relax a little and take him," I said and asked to take the lion cub in her arms.
"Can I?"
"Of course."
I then handed the sleeping cub to her arms.
"Aww~" She was overjoyed but again recalled that she was coming out from her character and blushed.
"No one else is here. Enjoy taking care of him." I said and smiled.
"B-but there is work for me to solve…" She was reluctant to let go of the cute cub but she still had work to do.
"Hey, didn't I assign Bedivere for this job?"
He was the only one with the best management skills so I was wondering why she was doing that paperwork.
"Due to urgent matter, he left for some time."
I shook my head.
'Cant she just hands them to someone else?'
"Okay, I will be dealing with them. Go and play with the cub. Don't worry much." I waved my hand and sat on her seat to sort out documents.
"Einar?"
"Yes, Artoria?"
"Thank you." She smiled warmly.
"You're welcome, Artoria." I also smiled and immersed myself in paperwork. This is the worst part of any head of the department.
Artoria also sat on the sofa with a cub in her arms and started petting the future king of the jungle.
I sighed seeing her relaxing like this. I wonder if I was not here then she would have definitely isolated herself without letting anyone realizing this.
Merlin didn't even have time to look for her wellbeing as a human so I never expected anything from him. Brother Kay was the only one who realized this problem but he was too a little help because he felt a little guilty and weak towards Artoria.
Rawr*
I was in the middle of work when I heard cub's cry and saw him crying in Artoria's arms who was unable to calm the poor thing.
"E-Einar, I didn't do anything! He just woke up and starts scratching me!" Artoria explained while ashamed that she couldn't even take care of the baby lion.
"Relax Artoria, try coaxing him."
"I think he is hungry. Do you have milk? Well, you obviously have. Please prepare a bottle for him." She just conveyed her order.
She knew that I always had 10 bottles of ready-to-consume warm mild in my Book's storage since I like to drink milk daily to increase my height. To be more precise I was forced to drink milk as I had no choice.
I sighed and nodded. I took out a warm bottle of milk and an elastic layer to make a nipple. That was actually the skin of a certain frog was used to make a condom, it was Melin's idea.
Soon I prepared the bottle and hand it to Artoria.
"A-are you sure?" She was not confident in taking care of the cub.
"The lion king is hesitating?" I raised my brow.
"Of course not!" She sneered and took the bottle from my hand.
Then she fed the milk to the cub who happily drank the bottle within a minute and started crying again.
"Jesus! Every animal comes under your wing become an eating pig." I scorned seeing another animal reading to use my food supply. I still remember the dog we took care of once.
"Sorry…" She smiled awkwardly.
I shook my head at her passive nature. She used to be demanding but she now started to become a little submissive. This nature is not wrong but I liked her previous nature.
I then decided to sacrifice all my milk reserve to make lion cub and Artoria happy.
15 minutes later.
Rawr~ Currr~
A cute lion cub could be seen happily cuddling in Artoria's arms or licking her cheeks like a son to his mother (Father if Arthur).
"Hehehe, you are mama's boy. Good boy~" Artoria was happily showing her emotion while playing with the cub.
"Ugg… my 0.01 cm of height of this week…" I was grounded grieving on the insane decline of the milk reserve.
This cub drank all 10 bottles of milk which lasted for a week. I knew that I will be sacrificing something for this animal that's why I never liked animals since they will definitely eat more if the food is coming from my hands.
"I am sorry Einar. I will make it for you…" Artoria apologized and showed sympathy for a second before resumed playing with the cub.
She knew that I will refill my reserve anyway and she was blunt to me as long as it comes to food.
'Well, it's worth it.' I also smiled seeing my beloved happily playing with her favorite animal. I took out a magic camera and took some photos secretly. I made this using magic with limited capacity to picture some memorable moments with her.
I left them to play on their own and then sat to finish the paperwork.
After a brief period, I heard a knock and opened the door.
"I am sorry-"
"Shhh…"
It was Bedivere who tried to apologize without even looking that it was me but I hurriedly put my finger on his lips and pointed his attention to the sleeping lion king of Britain and future lion king of the jungle on the sofa.
"Arthur is tired so let him rest," I told him and brought him out of the room. I wanted to let her in a piece for some time.
"I am sorry for my delay, Sir Einar. I will take any punishment." Bedivere apologized formally this time.
"It's noting, buddy so no need to worry." I patted his shoulders.
He sighed when I eased his mind.
"By the way, there is a new maid outfit that I wanted to try." I suddenly exploded a bomb on his head.
"Please no…" He made the expression who was just told that earth is flat.
Well, I was the ruthless person to Knights of the Round Table and can't let anyone go without proper yet sweet punishment.
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Sorry for late chapter. Here is little omake.
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Omake 8
Einar entered the men's toilet to take a leak.
He saw another charming male on the urinals. He had silver hair and a dazzling charming face much like Einar but this boy's charm was on another level.
Einar silently walked towards one urinal beside the boy was using.
He realized that boy was a little embarrassed so he decided to introduce himself.
"Einar Sirius du lac, knight and mage of the round table, Britain."
"Oh hello, Mr. Sirius, nice to meet you. I am Lanling Wang, Prince of Lan Ling from China." The silver-haired boy intruded himself. "I am sorry if I am discomforting you due to my face since it is my noble phantasm."
"Haha, don't worry prince. I am resistant to any kind of buffs if it doesn't reach Rank EX."
"Haha, is that so…"
"…"
"…"
Since they were in toilets so it was not appropriate to make conversations.
Now the competition started.
The real reason why urinals were invented was not that men could take a leak, you have to show your dominance to your neighboring fellow who is the real man.
Both Lanling and Einar looked at each other with the eyes of rivalry. They knew about this fact despite being from the early ages.
Einar who is also known as the man having the essence of H-Protagonist didn't want to lose to this slender-looking prince.
Lanling was also a prince. Although he was generous to distribute his wealth among common people, he didn't mind showing his manly side and showing his rivals how a prince's thing looks like.
Einar opened the zip and take out his anaconda.
Hisss*
Lanling also opened his zip and take his python.
Khssss*
Both monsters were almost even but in the end, our MC won the show.
"I guess I can't compete with a man who is rumored to satisfy so many kings of knights," Lanling admitted his defeat.
"Haha, it was fair competition with a prince whose face is a noble phantasm and had numerous concubines and wives when alive. Though I have to say, throwing in wild is still best."
"I would suggest near the tree."
"Like lions!"
"Haha…"
And so two charming males who were competing for the sizes of their dicks just a second ago became friends and happily chatting until a girl entered the toilet and stood beside Einar.
"Ah, Missy? I don't think this is the right place for you to use." Einar decided to remind the female that she was in the wrong place.
"Yes, please leave. It is not appropriate." Lanling was also a little angry with this shameful female.
She had pink hair with a long braid and a canny on her face.
"Neshishi! I like you guys' reaction but I am just a charming servant, Astolfo ♡" The servant introduced himself and his gender.
Lanling and Einar understood who this servant really was, it was a trap.
But before they had time to digest the image of a trap taking a leak with them, the trap in question didn't wait any longer and opened his zip too.
What came out was a shadow with a terrifying presence. The reality of the toilet around Lanling and Einar changed into that of hell. The shadow grew bigger and bigger until it reached the height of 15 meters.
"What?!" Lanling and Einar were terrified, trembling in each other's arms.
The thing soon came out of the shadow. It was a real giant demon dragon.
ROARRRRRRR*
"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!"
[Shot on iPhone]
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