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Blessings Of Eros

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Chapter 1 - OO1. I never asked to be reincarnated!

Taking a deep breath, I walked up to the railings of the bridge, and gazed at the ground below me. It was quite a big drop, but I was determined to follow through. If I went home now, my parents would only call me an attention seeker. I can't say I lived a nice life, but at least it's over, I thought.

When I reached the top of the railings, I smiled and jumped. There, perfect. They don't need to deal with me anymore, they don't have to wait until I'm an adult to get rid of me, and I can stop living this life. Everyone is happy.

However, the fall was taking such a long time that it annoyed me. Couldn't I just die quicker? I don't have any good memories to reminiscence. Sighing, I opened my eyes only to realise I wasn't falling anymore, but rather I was on a comfy table in a blindingly white room.

Before I could collect my thoughts, this small boy with odd looking clothes began to make his way over to me. The boy had messy silvery-purple hair, with parts sticking out all over, and bright pink orbs that nearly looked pure.

He was tan and thin, he could probably be thrown by a toddler. He had an off-shoulder jacket with puffy sleeves, a collar, going down to his knees. It was open in the front, and the colour matched his hair. His shirt was blue and ending at his waist, in an upside down triangular shape.

Although his features and outfit were weird, it was really his elf ears and crown of white floating around his head that was eye-catching.

"Ah, you must be the human! Uhm, hello! I'm Eros! But I guess you won't remember that, but this is my first time doing it in centuries! Please give me a moment."

I sighed, is this the after life? Surely I don't have to talk to an annoying kid in order to just die, right? And I thought life couldn't be any more unfair. "Listen, kid, I just wanted to die. Can you just let me go to heaven or hell already? I'd take hell in order to get away from you can you shut up?" I grumbled.

The boy was slightly taken aback and began to apologise profusely, for a second I was glad, until he began talking again. "I'm sorry but I've got to give you the rundown before I reincarnate you! I can't just throw you into a different world without doing anything, you know? Ah I'm sorry!"

Wait, wait, wait. Did he just say, reincarnation, and in another world? Are you serious? I died because I wanted to stop living, not live again. I never asked for a second chance, what kind of shitty god goes around reincarnating people who never asked?

Before I could protest, he hurried up his speech. "Anyways, miss Alice, I'll be reincarnating you into a world of magic! I'm going to give you a good life and some great magic, so you can accomplish things! That way you won't want to die again, and uhm that'd be nice," he quickly turned to the side to grab some kind of wand, "It's not like it matters anyways, you're going to be physically incapable of killing yourself this time." he mumbled.

"I have not once agreed to this you little piece of shit! Can't you just send me back to my world? I swear I'm going to punch you so hard you're going to be coughing up blood for a week if you don't return me." I raged, do I not get a say in this?

My rant was cut short, though as he yelled out "Goodbye!" and waved his wand at me. I was about to curse him as I felt a sharp pain throughout my body, my brain about to explode. Maybe I should of let him finish what he was talking about.

Information flooded my brain, too much at once. It was hard to tell what exactly was happening, but it seems like my reincarnation will start with my birth, so I'm being born right now?!

When I finally managed to open my eyes, I found a beautiful green-haired woman to be staring at me, crying? Her pink eyes were filled with wet tears that dripped down onto my face, ew. Just as I was about to wipe it away, some guy picked me up and started to cheer.

The man had light green eyes, almost as if they were jade and caramel brown hair, paired with a muscular build and pale skin. That's when I really started to focus, but his eyes, had asterisks as pupils.

"Our first daughter is born, Lope! And she looks just like you, the same eyes and hair! I'm sort of sad though, she doesn't look like me. But at least she's beautiful!" He smiled and hugged me close to his chest.

"She really is, isn't she? I nearly thought she wouldn't make it, either." The woman who I assumed to be my mother, spoke. Her voice was like honey, it was soft yet beautiful. Everything about her was beautiful, if I really looked like her, would I be the world's next greatest supermodel?

Wiping her tears, away, she gave a weak smile and her eyes began to slowly close, and that's when I realised the sheer amount of maids in the room. Dozens of them rushed to fix her bed, get the hair out of her face, water for when she gets up, and more. The man I assume to be my father gave a soft smile to her and left the room, still carrying me.

We stayed like this for awhile. Him walking down an endlessly long hallway, and I just gripped his chest. Just as I thought at last, peace, he starts shouting. "Khris, Raphael!" opening one of the room doors. Once again, I was bombarded. This time by two small children, oh great.

"Is this our new sister?" The older of the two asked. His hair was a slight shade of green, and he had the same eyes as our father. Looking closely at him, he had the same pupils as him, too.

"She looks just like mom." The other commented, he on the other hand had dark green hair and our father's eyes, but his pupils were a cross. I really hope my pupils aren't asterisks, that would be ugly.

"Yes, she is Khris. Be good brothers and take care of Alicia, okay? " Father hummed as he sat down on the nearest chair. Now that I take a good look, this whole room was fancy. There was a huge chandelier in the middle, and the furniture seemed to shine. Also, did he say Alicia? Is that really my new name?

As the boys followed us, the older one I assume to be Khris pointed at me, more specifically, my eyes. "She doesn't have the eyes of an earth user or a light user, why are they hearts?" He asked. Great, now I have to deal with people poking at me.

"Hm? You're right. I've never seen them before, we'll ask a priest later, right now, let's let her rest." Thank goodness for father, I take back any ill intent I had towards this man from five seconds ago.

As the man placed me in a crib at the end of the room, he took the boys and led them out. Okay, finally, peace! That was until a voice starting speaking? Do I ever get to catch a break?

Requirement unlocked! Being alone. [System] opened. Now launching.... please wait... system received! Welcome Alice! System showing information!

Pupils : [HEARTS] Your pupils are shaped like hearts. Unlike regular humans, you possess the "healing" magic element.

Element : [HEALING] An extraordinary magical element that allows you to heal yourself or others at will.

Trait : [REINCARNATE] HIDDEN | You have memories of your past life as you've now been reborn into your new life, with plenty plenty plenty of safety. Don't do anything reckless, please. *This ability is hidden and cannot be seen through [APPRAISAL]*

Trait : [IMMUNE] Your body is immune to any kind of poisons, or illnesses.

Trait : [FAST-RECOVERY] Your body will heal quicker than most people when you take any damage. Small cuts disappear within minutes, and fatal wounds start to mend themselves. Bonus+3% speed from ability Self-Healing[LVL5]

Trait ; [FRIEND OF LIFE] You're stronger against darker elements, and holier than light itself. Beasts with light abilities will naturally be friendly towards you, and are stronger if you make a contract with them. Opposite ensues for darker elements.

Trait : [BLESSED BY ?!%] You are loved by ?!% and have been given his blessing. You are the first given this blessing in over 800 years. Strength + 5 Defense + 10 Health + 100

[ABILITIES] Self-Healing[LVL5] : You are able to heal yourself at anytime. Healing-Wish[LVL3] : You are able to heal other people's wounds through touch. Smaller wounds take less time. Purification[LVL1] : You are able to heal every minor wound within three feet of your surroundings. Pain-Tolerance[LVL1] : You are able to withstand minor pain. Prayer[LVL100] : The gods are able to communicate with you or send you messages without you consulting a priest. However, you cannot freely start a conversation with them. Authority[LVL4] : You are the Duke Kraidos' daughter, and have earned some authority. Appraisal[LVL1] : You are able to appraise small objects and yourself. Inventory[LVL2] : A rare ability that allows you to keep your rewards in a spatial storage.

[STATS] HIDDEN - LEVEL 10 [100/1,000]

Strength : 15 Defense : 20 Dexterity : 10 Stamina : 10 Mana : 100 Magic : 100 Health : 100 [Blessing effects applied]

[TITLES] HIDDEN

Reincarnate : A complimentary title. Duke's-Daughter : +3% authority boost when giving orders to those in the Kraidos Duchy.

[QUESTS] HIDDEN

Open cheat system [REWARD] +100 exp OBTAINED

Learn to roll over [REWARD] + 100 exp

Learn to crawl [REWARD] + 100 exp

Learn to babble [REWARD] + 100 exp

Learn to Speak [REWARD] + 100 exp

Please use [System] open to show all and [System] open specifics to open that one thing. The voice said, as a screen with a bunch of information appeared before me. When I finished reading it, I had decided with a strong conviction. I am going to do whatever I can to punch the god who sent me here. If he insists on making me some invincible machine, I will level up so hard that even he is afraid of me.

And seriously! What are with these quests! It's humiliating you don't think I know how to roll or speak! I just haven't chose to yet! I huffed as I tried to turn my body to the side, or to try and speak, and froze. Are you serious! If you were going to reincarnate me, couldn't you of given me an already active body! I swear I'm going to get revenge on you!