Narrator's POV:
. . .
While Alucard's father busy refilling the water bottles, his wife stepped into something which made her slip.
*Alucard's mother slipped*
But before she fell to the floor, Alucard's father caught her in time, in a royalty/princess/bridal style.
"Got ya!"
- Alucard's father said.
The moment when Alucard's father caught his beloved wife, they halted for a moment and exchange looks.
*staring each other*
Alucard's mother, who's staring at her husband, blushes the moment she made an eye contact with him and saw her husband's serious face.
*Alucard's mother blushes*
Alucard's mother gotten more flustered every time she stare at her husband.
When cringe dominates her, she got up immediately.
"Wha... What the heck are... are you... DOING??!"
- Alucard's mother flinched and blushes.
"Ha? I'm saving you? Is there anything wrong with that?
- Alucard's father confusedly ask.
"Well... Umm... Nothing. It's just that-"
- Alucard's mother panicked and blushes.
"If I failed to catch you on time, perhaps you'll bump on the floor. And that would cause serious trouble."
- Alucard's father said in a concerned tone.
"Next time, be careful and pay attention to every step you make. It's so dangerous for you, ya'know that?"
- Alucard's father warned her.
"We may be veterans of war and we faced countless life-threatening battles which I, can't argue with that. But since we're at home, whenever I am here, I wouldn't let a single scratch lay on you."
- Alucard's father seriously said.
"Sweety... Pie..."
- Alucard's mother was moved.
"Anyway, continue what you're doing while I, do mine."
- Alucard's father wink at his wife.
*Awwhhh!!!*
. . .
When the two of them are having sweet moments, they suddenly felt an intense aura vibrating all over the place.
The two of them sweats and they glance their quiet son behind them.
. . .
The moment they saw their son, Alucard's on fire ( just exaggeration ).
*Alucard gotten so hyped*
Again, they wondered and exchange looks.
"Sweetheart, what's happening to our son? He seems kinda... Y'know, hyped or something?"
- Alucard's father whispered to his wife.
"I don't know sweety, but I think I know why he's acting like that."
- Alucard's mother whispers back.
"What is it?"
- Alucard's father asked in whispering way.
"You see, here's the thi-"
- Alucard's mother is about to explain.
"*flinch* Is it because there's a cockroach that landed on your hairnet and trapped?"
- Alucard's father whispers back, comically.
"*criket sound* Wha-!? Co... Cockroach??!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, YOU B*ST*RD!!!"
- Alucard's mother shouts as she SLAM the frying pan into him.
"WAIT! I'M JUST JOKING! HEY!!? NOOO!!!!!"
- Alucard's father screamed like a goat.
*WHAM*
*BANG*
*WHAM*
. . .
Alucard, who's believed to be the root of husband and wife's conflict, have misunderstand our young boy's motives.
*Alucard's licking his mouth in hunger*
The reason why he's hyped at that moment, it's because he glanced on the cake that lies on the table.
"Cake.... cake..."
- Alucard drools.
Alucard's POV:
While I was playing with my motorbike toy on the floor, I saw a cake placed on the table.
"Wait a minute.... Hold up.... I SAID HOLD UP! Is that a Laroque Cheesecake??!! Is my eyes playing tricks on me again? IS THIS FOR REAL??!!"
- I wondered in a hyped tone.
When I take my eyes on it, I confirmed it's really TRUE!
MAAAN!!
"Cake... cake..."
- I drool.
I'm so hyped as HELL!
OooOoohHhh!
After knowing it's a Laroque Cheesecake, one of the most expensive cake that came from the Prestigious Laroque family, the Masters of Fencing.
*drooling*
OoOoh! I don't know why but, MAAAN!! I'M ON FIRE BRRUUHH!
*drool*
DUDE!!! DUDE!!! I can't stop wondering how to get my hands on that cake!
RAWRR!!
I'M CRAVING FOR IT!
*drool*
*slurping the saliva*
. . .
While I'm having a hype moment over here, I noticed that my parents glared at me ( funnily ).
? ? ?
I don't know why but those eyes..?
*Alucard's parents perilous glare ( funny ) *
There's no doubt about it....
*inhale deeply*
*exhale*
It's telling me, that they... they...
*kaching!*
THEY KNOW WHAT I'M SCHEMING DUDE!!!
*dun duun duuuuunnn!*
*grit*
WHAT SHOULD I DO BRUH??
*panic*
The look on their eyes... It's so scary....
*shiver*
Their eyes, it's telling me not to touch that precious cake!
*glare on Alucard's parents*
*sob*
. . .
*grins*
OooOoohHhh.... I see.... I get it....
Heheheheheh!
I know how to get my hands on that cake...
Heheheheheh!
Time to move like an assassin.
Heheheheheh!
. . .
*observing the target*
Hmm... It seems they're distracted...
*grin*
This is my opportunity for the initiation of the operation:
'Steal the Laroque Cheesecake.'
Heheheheheh!
Let the Operation.... COMMENCE!
. . .
So, I started to make my move.
*sneaky moves*
I quickly camouflage myself using the red cape I'm wearing.
*slithering movement*
I crawled in the floor like a snake and then, stick to the wall....
( Narrator: That's not a wall but it's merely a table since, HE IS PETITE BHOI! )
I scanned my surroundings for possible threats.
"Hmm... Coast's clear. Alright, one more obstacle to overcome, and that is....."
- I said in a sneaky tone.
"*Ahem!* Drum roll please"
- I comically demanded.
*drum rolling*
*BADAM TSSS!*
"The Height! *dramatic close-up*"
- I said in a dramatic vibe.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Wall / Table: Ooohhhh? Look who's here? (funny)
Alucard: *serious* ( comically )
Wall / Table: Do you think you can beat me, weakling???
Alucard: Hmph! Let's see about that... Wall.... *dramatic glare* ( comically )
Announcer: 3! 2! 1! FIGHT!
Alucard: ATTACK!!!!!!! *dramatic yelling*
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Reality:
I charged at the wall(Table) and suddenly, I stepped on my motorbike toy and I SLIPPED.
*BABOOSH!*
I bumped my face to the wall(Table).
. . .
"Sweety Pie, did you hear something?"
- my mama ask.
"Huh? What? Oh sweetheart, you're probably imagining things."
- my papa replied.
"But I'm pretty certain I heard a small 'BABOOSH' just now."
- my mama ask again.
"*tsk* *tsk* Oh sweetheart, do my joke really hits you that hard? About the cockroa-"
- my papa jokes again.
"OooOoohHhh? You want another whole new level slam, sweety pie?"
- my mama said in a threat style.
"Okay, okay! I'll stop! Please have mercy on a frail man!"
- my papa begs, comically.
. . .
*getting up in a swift motion*
*looking every corner*
Phew! That was a close call.
Aaaaaggghhh!!!
My nose! F*ck! It hurts!
. . .
Anyway, time to continue the.....
*drum roll*
*BADAM TSS!*
Operation: 'Steal the Baroque Cheesecake'
HEHEHEHEHEEH!
So I get back to business. I use the chair to climb up and trying my best to move as sneaky as possible.
. . .
When I almost get my hands on it it....
"Woah! Woah! Woah! Slow down Tiger."
- my papa found me and give me a lift.
"F*CK NOOOO!!! I'm busted! My Operation failed!!! NOOOO!!!!"
- I screamed in disappointment in my thoughts.
"Oh my? What are you doing there dear? It's dangerous to climb up the chair without Papa's or Mama's aid.. What if you fell? What if you'll break some bones? ( exaggerated )"
- my mama scolded me in a calm tone.
! ! !
"I... *panic*.... I.... just want a piece of cake. *panic smile* I want to have a bite... *chomp* *chomp* Just a... little... wimpy bite?"
- I panicked.
"Ooh dear, of course I do!... I'll give you some of these. You see, this cake is for everybody."
- my mama replied calmly.
"How about me, sweetheart?"
- my papa asked funnily.
"Grrr.... No cake for you."
- my mama glares at him.
"Wha-??! No... *sob*"
- my papa cries funnily.
"So please behave dear or you'll never get a chance to taste or even a bite in this gorgeously looking cake, just like your hopeless father over here."
- my mama said.
"What?? Noo!!"
- I followed my papa whose crying on the corner.
By the time I cried...
*Alucard's mother giggles faintly.*
I think I heard my mother giggles as she laugh. But even so, I need to behave now.
*pissed*
Why didn't I realize that?
*Awh!*
After all the operation I've establish, are just a waste of time.
. . .
I EVEN HURT MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE!
Huhuhuhuhuh!
- - - Hours have passed - - -
At last, we're done preparing the things we needed for the said picnic. Which I....
*embarrassed*
Didn't helped even a bit.
*embarrassed*
. . .
"Picnic cloth, check! Water, check! Laroque Cheesecake, check! Fruits, check! Sandwiches, check! Handkerchief, che-"
- my mama is making a checklist, making to make sure everything are all prepared inside the picnic basket.
"Oh sweetheart please, there's no need to review it again. Besides, I'm good at setting up everything in one go. I'm a man-"
- my papa comforts my mama, boldly.
"Oh please, don't you dare letting me hear your nasty introduction again sweety pie. You know, you made me *giggle*
- my mama replies.
"Mama! Papa! What're we waiting for? Let's go!!! I'm itching in impatience here! I mean look at my feet? *tapping in impatience*"
- I impatiently demanded.
"*laugh* Okay, okay, let's move out now."
- my papa said.
And so, we march....
ONWARDS TO-
*cough* *cough*
I think I accidentally choked myself with my saliva.
*cough* *cough*
Narrator's POV:
And so, all of them headed towards the place where they'll have their said picnic.
*Let me come along too!
*sob*