Narrator's POV:
- - - Many minutes have passed - - -
Alucard and his parents finally arrived at their destination. The moment they've arrived, they start enjoying themselves.
. . .
The first thing they do is feeding the Pigeons at the plaza.
*Alucard's eyes are shimmering with excitement*
. . .
*Alucard start chasing the Pigeons*
Since Alucard enjoyed chasing off the Pigeons, the Pigeons gone mad and SPILL some SH*T right on his face!
*SPLAT!*
ON THE SPOT!
*Alucard's mouth is already opened before the Pigeon feces splat on his face*
*gulp*
And... BINGO!
*ding! ding! ding!*
He gulped some of Pigeon feces on his mouth!
BAH-HA! THAT'S NASTY!
When Alucard's parents saw their son covered in sh*t, they couldn't help themselves but laugh.
*Alucard's parents burst into laughter*
After that, Alucard's mother came to his side and wipe the sh*t right off his face.
. . .
Next, they play hide-in-seek...
We all know, playing hide-in-seek during daytime is not as thrilling as night time ( joke only ). But still, they played it for the sake of entertainment.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
- all said in unison.
Alucard: Rock
Alucard's Father: Rock
Alucard's Mother: Scissors
"WHAT??!"
- Alucard's mother shockingly said.
"Heheheheheh! You're in sweetheart."
- Alucard's father glares creepily on his wife, comically.
"Eh?? Why you two are both Rocks? Did you two plan this?"
- Alucard's mother suspiciously ask.
"Why would we do that on you mama? It's only an coincidence that papa and I chooses Rock."
- Alucard said in a creepy and comical manner.
"*grumping* Why do I have a feeling that you two are planning this."
- Alucard's mother suspiciously ask, funnily.
"It's only your imagination sweetheart. Heheheheh!"
- Alucard's father creepily said, comically.
"*ugh* Fine... I admit defeat, geez."
- Alucard's mother said hopelessly in a comical way.
When Alucard's mother headed towards the tree, they both high-five each other and creepy faces carved on their faces.
*heheheheheh!*
Alucard's mother starts counting 1-10 for them to hide. Of course, our Big O' Boy (petite boy) is great at hiding, so yeah.
"They'll never find me here. Heheheheh!"
- Alucard sneakily said, funnily.
For his father, he is having a hard time hiding himself due to being taller.
"Oohhh... Where should I hide?? D*mn it!"
- Alucard's father said in a frustrated, and comical tone.
"Where is it? A perfect hiding place where my height is completely covered. Where will it be? Where?"
- Alucard's father panicked in a comical way.
*saw a big tree with bushes that grow near on its roots.*
*grin*
So, he decided to hide behind the tree with bushes surrounds it.
"Heheheheheh! Sweetheart won't find me here. Hehehehe! This is my lucky day."
- Alucard's father said in a scheming tone.
Alucard's father giggles as he hide behind his fortress (trees with bushes), he even raises his arms, up and down because he found a perfect spot to hide.
*buzzing*
But all of his joy, soon disappeared when he accidentally disrupted the beehive.
*click*
While enjoying a temporary happiness, he heard an extreme buzzing on his surroundings.
*buzzing intensifies*
He slowly tilt his head in fear and he, shouted in dismay.
*goat scream*
When Alucard's mother finished counting, she heard a goat-like scream.
"What the-?"
- Alucard's mother confusedly ask.
When she tries to locate the voice, she saw that her husband is chased by bunch of bees, and...
"What... the... F-"
- Alucard's mother gone shocked.
HE'S COMING TOWARDS HER.
*goat scream of Alucard's father*
"No... no... no... STAY BACK! NOOOO!!!"
- Alucard's mother screamed.
Well yeah, they all run in panic, leaving Alucard hides in the bush for an hours.
. . .
"Where are they? Is my hiding spot really that hard to locate?"
- Alucard confusedly ask.
. . .
*STING!*
*BUZZ*
*shouts of pain*
*STING!* *STING*
*BUZZING*
. . .
After receiving tons of stings from the raging bees, Alucard's mother is filled with lots of swelling on her arms and some at the face. As for Alucard's father, his entire face and body are swelling.
*Awhhh*
With all the horrible things that happened between them, Alucard's mother glares at his father in a threatening way.
Alucard's father who can't barely see what's going on and can't speak, he could still feel his wife's anger towards him. So, he received tons of scolding and rants from his wife.
. . .
While they're busy to their monkey business, Alucard came out from his hiding spot, all drained and disappointed.
While they're still having a flaming fight, they're all surprised to see their young son all drained.
. . .
Alucard look at them in a tired way, like his life force was sucked away from him.
*Alucard's sighing in tiredness*
*Alucard suddenly saw his parents ahead*
*crow of awkwardness*
The moment when he saw them filled with swelling, he could not help himself but let out a BIG LAUGHTER.
"WHAT THE F***!!!! *laughing out loud*"
- Alucard laugh so hard at his parents.
. . .
Next, after minutes of relieving the stings of his parents, the next game they're going to play is....
*DUN! DUUN! DUUUNNN!!!
Tug-of-War!!!!
Yeah BHOIII
. . .
"Wait, seriously? Tug-of-War? But Sweetheart, we lack in numbers. How can we-?"
- Alucard's father ask.
"No worries papa! Hehehe! Me, and mama will be partners, while you paired with Mr. Shadow."
- Alucard answered.
*a moment of silence*
"*sigh* Fine. Let's go, my dear Shadow Partner."
- Alucard's father felt awkward as he talks to his own shadow.
. . .
Knowing that they're lacking in numbers, they still played it. 1 man on the right side, Alucard's father. And 2 man on the left side, Alucard's mother, and Alucard.
"Alright, is everybody ready?"
- Alucard ask excitedly.
"Yes sir."
- Alucard's parents answered.
"Alright! Let the Tug-of-War, BEGIN!"
- Alucard initiated.
While Alucard and his mother start pulling the rope, Alucard's father is just standing idly on his position and his face is filled in disbelief.
. . .
Alucard's father is known for wielding heavy equipment and battle weapons.
Of course, expect he is strong and he's just going easy on them.
*Alucard's father yawns*
But he didn't know....
*Alucard's mother grins*
That his wife...
*strong grip*
Is one of the strongest female knights of Light's Order.
*tricep and biceps of Alucard's mother buffed*
*her legs and feet muscles are buffing*
*ground carved*
*deep breathing*
and....
*SHE PULLED THE ROPE WITH ALL HER STRENGTH*
*Alucard's mother yell*
"! ! !"
- Alucard's father flinched.
Then, Alucard's father SPLAT on the muddy ground...
*SPLAT*
And they all laugh.
. . .
Now, last but not the least game they're going to do, is roleplay...
"YES! ROLE PLAY!!! YEEEESSSS!!!"
- Alucard shouts in excitement.
"*laugh* Here it comes sweetheart. Our Big O' son is going to tell us what to do."
- Alucard's father gone awkward.
"Ahahahahah! You pretty much hate this when this type of game was chosen right? I can still remember you dressed like a princess back then."
- Alucard's mother giggles.
"Hey, get it over will ya?"
- Alucard's father glare in disbelief.
"Now, let's hear our son's new story. Probably it's a new one which you, yourself doesn't need to dressed like-"
- Alucard's mother cunningly said.
"I hope not... Please... Lady Luck, please be on my side this time... please!"
- Alucard's father begs.
. . .
Now, the Roleplaying is about to start. But of course, the story and the main protagonist of the said story is none other than our Petite, Potato head boy!
*cheering*
And the story entails about the Hero and the Undead Army.
Alucard's POV:
"Alright! This is my time to shine! It's role-play time!"
- I said in an excited tone.
Heheheheheh!
"Papa!"
- I demanded.
"Raise me higher, higher until I reach the Tree of Wisdom!"
- I demanded.
"Alright, alright, there you go son."
- my papa raised me and I climbed to the tree.
"Alright! The story that we'll be role-playing is... A Hero and the Undead Army! Written and acted by, me! The Great, O Hero Alucard!"
- I proudly said.
"*clapping intensely*"
- my papa clap very hard while mama just clap normally.
"So, here we go! I will be the Main Hero, cuz I'm awesome."
- I said proudly.
"*whistle*"
- my papa whistles.
. . . .
hmmm.....
"Mama!"
- I ask.
"You will be the Bad Guy! Leading tons of Undead Army."
- I pointed at mama.
"No probs to me."
- my mama accepts.
"And papa will be my sidekick!"
- I said proudly and mighty.
"Eeeekk!! A sidekick! Love it!"
- my father's excited.
"So, before we'll roleplay, I need to tell you about the insights of the story.... and before telling my story...."
- I said.
While mama and papa are eagerly listening to me, I draw my Big O' Sword with me. ( just a cartoon board, formed into lousy sword )
I rise it higher and swing it Eight times, Up and Down, Left and Right.
*swing (8x)*
. . .
When I finished swinging, I placed my Big O' Sword in my chest level and swing down on my right hand.
*swing*
And start the story.
"Alright! This is a story of a hero, who's very arrogant and confident to his capabilities."
- I shouted.
*clears throat*
"One day, the hero and his sidekick, went on a mission to exterminate the increasing number of undead in their Citadel. One day, the hero and his great sidekick started their journey, the journey to exterminate the undead army!"
- I started story-telling.
While I was telling the story, my papa is very interested while mama just listens.
"One day, the hero asked his sidekick to cast a teleportation to the undead citadel. His sidekick hesitates because he haven't fully mastered the teleportation power, but he doesn't want his mentor to be disappointed at him, so he casted it. SSWOOOSSSHHH!!!!"
- I narrate with emotion.
"By the time they entered the portal, something bad happened. They're transported to- *ACK!*"
- I said in a story-teller style.
While I was telling the story, my head hurts.