Ten years of testing later:
Fricka: "Ok this just getting fucked tiring."
Glados: "Too bad, testing continues."
???: "OI! YOU THERE!"
Fricka: "Huh? Who's there?"
???: "The person who's gonna get you out of this shithole, NOW RUN!"
I run through a tight panel opened by the guy.
Glados: "Ok back, just had some real cake at a real party with all my real friends, wait a minute where did you go?"
We were running at the speed of light, no wait, it was only the other guy who was, WAIT A MINUTE!
Fricka: "SONIC?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
Sonic: "I don't know, what are you doing here?"
Fricka: "Wait you know me?"
Sonic: "Nope, that was a trick question."
Fricka: "How many weeks you been down here?"
Glados starts catching up to us and starts throwing bombs at us but Sonic dodges them.
Sonic: "Haha, one! Ahahahah!"
How does he find this shit fun?
Fricka: "So you heard about that bounty of Wolfang?"
Sonic: "Oh no shit I'm hunting for them and their co-workers as we speak, just ran into you so I might as well save your life, you saw them?"
Fricka: "Nope, not once, as a matter of fact, I'm looking for themself."
Sonic: "Hey, we should team up, split the profit."
Fricka: "Yeah, sounds look a good idea, but maybe we should focus on not dying."
Sonic: "Well then you better catch up."
Glados throws a bomb on a bridge between us, splitting us apart.
Sonic: "You're too slow!"
Fricka: "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME!"
We notice there is a door on both sides leading to the same room, we enter.
Sonic: "Ok, we need to hide quickly, this telephone box should do."
Fricka: "Why is a telephone box inside- OH MY GOD."
We entered the tiny box to find a giant spaceship inside.
???: "Oh gosh, I didn't expect any visitors yet, who might you be?"
Sonic: "You say first."
???: "Guess you're the imperative type, I'm the Doctor."
Sonic: "Doctor Who?"
Fricka: "He said the line!"
Doctor: "Yup, he did, just the doctor."
Fricka: "Right so this is the famous Tardis, huh?"
Doctor: "Yup, you must know your stuff eh?"
Fricka: "Oh yeah I watched the new series up until Series 8, the last two ones were kind of ass."
Doctor: "Oh by the way, if you don't feel comfortable calling me the doctor, you can just call me John Smith."
Sonic: "Fucking John Smith, could you not think of a less generic name?"
John Smith: "Made it up in my head, a bunch of earthlings call me it now so why the hell not?"
Sonic: "For one, I'm not an earthling-"
John Smith: "-you're a Hedgehog who is fast. Trust me I've been to many parts and times of the multiverse to know. I've met furries, Master Chief in an Iron Man suit, and some guy on crack dressed as Rambo."
Fricka: "Wait you met Naoto?"
John Smith: "Did I? I dunno, I'm not good with names am I?"
Sonic: "Why are you here specifically?"
Fricka: "Was gonna ask where your next girlfriend is but yeah that's a good question."
John Smith: "I noticed a large amount of anti-matter here, basically a black hole inside this facility and I wanted to find out what was going on."
Sonic: "Oh that's cool you know what else is cool? The fact we aren't all being fucking absorbed by the black hole as we speak."
John Smith: "Wondering the same thing, now where was it, right over... here it seems."
The Doctor just walks over to me and puts his tracking device on top of my gun.
John Smith: "Wait a second, you're the black hole."
Sonic: "Sweet Jesus Mary and Joseph..."
Fricka: "Sonic is religious? Also yeah, Glados told me she's doing experiments involving blackholes, there's an atom of it inside this gun."
John Smith: "Oh well then, just another rogue AI going mad, mystery solved."
The Doctor got ready to walk off and fly away but I stopped him.
Fricka: "Ok can you do me a favour?"
John Smith: "Huh?"
Fricka: "Since every person here is suffering and is stuck here, could you lend me a ride out of here?"
John Smith: "Don't usually do a ride for males."
Sonic: "You know what, you two go kiss and I'll go find Wolfang."
Fricka: "What? You prefer staying down here- and he's gone."
John Smith: "Fine, one trip won't hurt, right?"
Fricka: "What do you mean one trip this is me going from the facility to outside it you dunce."
John Smith: "Right, right, now you hold on tight, this girl has gotten it rough lately."
As the Tardis booted up, this sensation was amazing, the lights were all flickering, then the famous sound of the Tardis disappearing.
Sonic: "Hey guys I didn't find her but- and they've left, for fucks sake."