I could hear the Doctor hum the theme tune, while the Tardis travelled around.
Fricka: "How about you focus on flying this thing."
John Smith: "Nah, I'm pretty sure this thing flies itself, as far as I know."
Fricka: "Pretty sure? Is that a yes or no?"
All of a sudden, we hear a bang.
John Smith: "Looks like a no at the moment, hold on."
The Tardis kept shaking and moving about until we finally reached our destination.
Fricka: "What was that about?"
John Smith: "Well, to be completely honest, I have no clue. Now if I did this correctly, we should be in Mario verse."
He opens the door to instantly closes it again.
John Smith: "This isn't Marioverse."
Fricka: "What do you mean? This is the fucking Tardis, I'm pretty sure this is Marioverse. You know what? Fuck you, I'm gonna go find out on my own."
I go out of the door to some sort of corridor. I walk through it.
Fricka: "Hello? Anyone there?"
Then, behind me, I am seized by two stormtroopers.
Stormtrooper A: "Your ID, sir."
Fricka: "Where am I?"
Stormtrooper B: "Come on, don't play dumb with us, you know exactly where you are."
???: "Enough."
All of a sudden, a commander walks over. He looked very threatening.
Commander: "Don't talk to him, he's probably a stowaway, throw him away with the others."
Stormtrooper A: "Yessir."
Stormtrooper B: "Yessir."
Fricka: "So how'd you end up here? Kidnapped, blackmailed, or enslaved?"
Stormtrooper A: "The hell you talking about? None of those."
Commander: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TALKING?!"
The commander grabs Stormtrooper A and beats him.
Fricka: "Right so enslaved, gotcha."
I get taken to a cell and am locked inside.
It was empty, lonely, and quiet, too quiet actually. The air was cold like I was in Antarctica, I bet the heating fucking failed here or something.
I noticed a glass wall to my left and right showing every other cell room.
I look to my right and saw some sort of Space Pirate, and to my right was...
Ok, maybe I should stop with those dotted reveals but HOLY SHIT IT'S EMIRO!
Fricka: "EMIRO! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
No answer.
Fricka: "Oi, wakey wakey Emiro you good mate?"
He just kept sitting there.
Fricka: "Are you deaf?"
I start banging on the glass, no reaction still.
Fricka: "Goddamn you fucking sound-proof glass."
I punch the glass with full force.
Fricka: "MY FUCKING FIST"
Emiro notices me in front of the glass looking at him, but they looked confused and looked uncomfortable so they looked away.
Fricka: "I swear to God the second I get out of here I will kill you, right you can't hear me, forgot that very quickly."
--Someplace else--
John Smith: "Why would he go out of the Tardis? Well, I can just leave him on his own now and leave, but will I? Nah. I owed him a straight forward trip to Marioverse and we've ended up on what? A Star Wars Ship? I've taken down planets- nevermind this thing is absolutely huge. Wow! Why am I saying wow this is absolutely terrible, we're stuck inside one of the most fortified army bases in the galaxy."
The room starts to shake.
John Smith: "Right so that's the sound of them stormtroopers discovering the little old Tardis, damn. I might as well wait to see where they take it........ok fine I'll look."
The Doctor opens to see a shredder beneath the Tardis and the Tardis being lowered.
John Smith: "OI YOU! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T JUST A PIECE OF JUNK! LET ME DOWN! ACTUALLY DON'T LET ME DOWN I'LL BE TORN APART. HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME? UGH, USELESS."
The Doctor pulls out his Sonic Screwdriver and points it at the claw holding the Tardis above the shredder.
John Smith: "Right so now I can control that wibbly-wobbly thing from the Tardis, wasn't the best at those crane games in the Arcade so this won't end well probably. Alright, here we go!"
He presses a button and lowers it slightly.
John Smith: "WHY IN THE WORLD DO CONTROLS HAVE TO BE INVERTED NOWADAYS?! CHRIST!"
He tries again and raises the Tardis on a platform where the Tardis cannot be dropped in the shredder.
Stormtrooper C: "What in the world?"
John Smith: "Hello, how are you doing?"
Stormtrooper C: "Drop your weapons and identify yourself!"
John Smith: "Oh this? Just a Sonic Screwdriver, harmless really. And me? I'm the Doctor."
John Smith then tackles the stormtrooper and throws him across the room stunning him.
John Smith: "Sorry!"
He sprints across a corridor and is identified by many stormtroopers.
Stormtrooper B: "Hold it right there!"
John Smith: "Sorry, no time for chit-chat."
He runs past a bunch of cells holding prisoners and decides to use the Sonic Screwdriver on the control panel to open it.
John Smith: "You're welcome!"
--Back to Fricka--
All of a sudden, the door opened, and everyone else starts running out.
Fricka: "Wait a second, that was the Doctor who just run past."
I take a left turn in the direction the Doctor was heading.
Fricka: "Doctor? Doctor! Aight I'm not gonna yell Doctor I'm not his fucking mistress in need!"
John Smith: "You're not my what?"
Fricka: "How the fuck did you get behind me?"
John Smith: "Ok follow me back to the Tardis- nevermind!"
A whole march of stormtroopers is through the corridor, blocking it off completely.
John Smith: "There's gotta be a way around right? Like, this thing is huge!"
Fricka: "I don't know maybe there would be a whole block of soldiers blocking that specific area you came from."
John Smith: "Right, but this base is extremely advanced so if they understand a single line of information of the Tardis' power they will be the strongest army the multiverse has ever seen! With that said, this is a Death Star so I want to go check up on the real logistics of this thing."
Fricka: "Really?"
John Smith: "You know, find out the enemy, you never know it could be useful."
Fricka: "Ok maybe in a place we aren't fucking chased in!"
John Smith: "Oh right, then take a turn here."
We go into a technician room and lock every entrance inside.
Fricka: "Ok so what you're doing here is trapping us inside."
John Smith: "I KNOW WHAT I'M BLOODY DOING! AND I MOST CERTAINLY DON'T NEED ANYONE TO TELL ME!"
He pulls out the screwdriver and puts it on the control panel, and it unlocks the password.
John Smith: "Ok maybe we should straight away look up on that big floppy plate that shoots big shiny lasers."
Fricka: "You don't have to explain it to me."
John Smith: "My God..."
Fricka: "Oh, what now?"
John Smith: "This station uses the same energy used in the Tardis."
Fricka: "I'm sorry? I thought we just arrived here with it."
John Smith: "No, no, you see, this energy once put in a certain place it will exist in that place during any time so if that energy is in the death star that means in the near future they've gotten their grasp on how the Tardis works and how to harvest it."
Fricka: "Right, so what's the difference?"
John Smith: "They may know how to control it but they don't know what it does. This station isn't a planet destroyer. Any place it hits with its laser isn't destroyed, it's teleported to a certain space and time where nothing else exists but the planet. It creates its own sort of pocket dimension where the planet is stuck there. Forever. And by average if they're using this energy on a regular basis it will most likely rip a hole in time, sucking in the multiverse with it."
Fricka: "So basically, we're fucked."
John Smith: "Looks like you got a sense of things, now for our escape plan out of this room, how about this air vent on top of here?"
Fricka: "Oh wow that's smart, another question: what's the point of air vent's in a space station?"
John Smith: "Dunno, just hop in."
--MAIN CONTROL ROOM--
Commander: "My Lord-"
???: "I have already heard of what has happened downstairs."
Commander: "I will see to that every-"
???: "Oh, yes you will commander, trust me you will."
Commander: "I'm sorry, Darth Alice."
Alice: "Apologies won't make up for what has happened."
She force chokes him and kills him.
Alice: "I'd like you to target our next destination: Marioverse."
Commander: "Yes my Lord, it will be done."