Ding: System has commenced.
Ding: Congratulations you are now a host to the Strongest Ninja System!
Ding: This system is like an ultimate guide. It has the ability to logically think when you can not. You will be indomitable in the near future!
'WAIT WHAT? That's so lame! And does that mean I don't get a shop, or even a lottery?'
Ding: That is correct, I am just here to guide you on the way.
Ding: To change the voice settings, please say: Change Voice Function
'Your changing the topic, system. I want my lottery!'
Ding: To change the voice settings, please say: Change Voice Function
'I swear, if I ever get as powerful as God...'
Ding: You will never reach that level. Especially in this realm.
Ding: To change the voice settings, please say: Change Voice Function
'Fine, change voice function.'
Ding: Please specify what kind of voice that you want. You can also give the system personality if you so please.
'American Male. I'm the most used to that.'
Ding: American Male selected
'Nice. So know that I have 3 months on my hand, I can actually start planning. "System, if you are a really good guide, then can you put me on the path to get the strongest in the world"
Ding: Yes. But that's is all I can do. You have to produce the hard work and the results.
Ding: 'Strongest in the world' path selected.
'Wait, shouldn't it be strongest being in the universe? So that I can beat the Otsutsuki Clan?'
Ding: Path changed to: Strongest in the Universe.
Ding: Urgent Task! With being the strongest in the universe, you need to back that up! Start chakra training immediately!
'I'm literally a fetus how could I do that? I'm not even fully developed yet!'
Ding: Every living being has chakra, one just has to harness that chakra. It's quite simple actually. Focus on your abdomen. Search for a warm, gentle feeling. Start to circulate it when you find it.
'Ok. Deep breaths you got this. Wait how would I breathe? I'm in a womb. Anyways, I shouldn't get to excited.' After trying to concentrate for an unknown amount of time, I felt a soft burning sensation in my belly. It filled me up with energy. I tried circulating it, but it was a lot harder that I expected. I had to stay concentrated while doing that, which is a tall task considering my imagination goes off and I start to think about random shit. The most I could do was 10 minute intervals. The system, seeing that I utterly suck, decided to intervene.
Ding: It would help if you focused on your chakra... and also make sure you look at your forehead, as it helps one focus on meditation.
I tried what the system said, and it was a helped a lot. From 10 minute bursts to 1 hour intervals, I made significant progress.
Ding: Do this until birth, and then we can talk about forming chakra. Please do not disturb system with dumb questions. Thanks.
A tick mark appeared on my forehead. I have a love-hate relationship with the system.
3 months later...
Ding: Please get ready for birth. Try to make this as easy as possible on your mother by putting your head downward.
'Huh? Already? Man, I've been so focused on my chakra training, that time because irrelevant. And here comes the big moment. What time period will I be in? Will it be during warring states period? Or during when Naruto was born? And I hope to God my name is something decent. Like kenji or something.
I heard a loud scream. 'I guess it's time to go. Good bye womb, hello Naruto world!'