The Hokage and Juraiya stare Orochimaru down. "Looks like my plan has been fouled, it looks like I'll have to come back some other time. Kukuku." Orochimaru said turning into mud.
"Where did he go?" Jiraiya asked.
"I don't know." The Hokage answered. Feathers started to fall from the sky as civilians and spectators started to pass out.
-Naruto-
Kakashi deflected a kunai coming from an enemy ninja. He sidestepped another attack and stabbed the enemy in the back of the neck as Gai lands beside him.
"I have 23 Kakashi. How many do you have?" Gai asked.
"24." Kakashi answered.
"My all time rival has bested me once again! I'll get double that!" Gai said jumping towards some enemy ninja. Kakashi looks at a passed out Naruto.
"Hey. Are you gonna help?" Kakashi asked. Naruto opened one of his eyes.
"You look like you have everything covered." Naruto waved his hand as he stood up. He bent backwards pooping something.
"Will you go to the academy. The Hokage asked me to ask you." Kakashi asked.
"Yeah, sure." Naruto said dissapearing and reappearing in front of the Hidden Leafs Academy.
"There!" A sand shinobi yelled. Naruto dodged a kunai and threw one back towards him hitting him in the throat. Three more jumped towards Naruto. Naruto jumped into the air.
"Wind Style: Wind Bullet!" Naruto called out sending a rain of Wind Bullets into the shinobi causeing blood to cover the ground. "That was easy." Naruto said walking into the academy.
Naruto walked down the halls. He cleared any enemy shinobi the where unlucky for hi to run into. Naruto walked into a classroom to see Iruka fending off some enemy shinobi while protecting some kids.
"Hey!" Naruto shouted, stopping the fight. "It's very mean to hurt kids." Naruto stated.
"Piss off kid!" A Sand shinobi charged at Naruti with a kunai. Naruto sidestepped and kicked him through a wall.
"Who's next?" Naruto asked.
"Us." A voice came from behind Naruto. Naruto turned to see four shinobi standing behimd him, they each had a curse mark.
"Listen tubby. Can you guys wait I'm trying-" Naruto was cut off when he was punched hard enough to send him through the window
"Kidomaru, Jirobo, and I will deal with him. Tayuya you will stay here." A man with two heads said as he jumped through the window.
Jirobo punched a hole through the wall with a man with four arms followed him The three landed on the ground.
"I don't know why Orochimaru wanted us to fight you. You don't seem all that impressive." The two headed man said.
Naruto pulled himself out of the ground. "What a weird group of people. You have an extra head, and you have an extra arms. Yiu just have an extra four hundred puonds." Naruto mocked.
"This brats mine." Jirobo said walking forward. Naruto disappeared and reappeared next to his face and kicked sending Jirobo flying into a swing set. The man with four arms spit webs at Naruto. Naruto dodged side to side.
The two headed man charged at Naruto with a kunai in each hand. Naruto dodged one reached down and grabbed a handful of dirt. Naruto rose and and tilted his head to the side to dodge another web. Naruto threw the dirt in the man with two heads face blinding one.
Naruto threw a kunai at the four armed man causeing him to jump, but the kunai hit him in the foot causeing him to land on his feet painfully. Naruto punched the two headed man in the gut, sending him into a wall.
"You're stronger than we thought. Looks like we'll have to try a little harder." The two headed man said pulling himself out of the wall. A pattern started to spread cross one half of their bodies.
"What are your names?" Naruto asked.
"I'm Sakon, That's Ukon. Big boy is Jirobo and that is Kidomaru. The girls name is Tayuya." Sakon answered.
"Together, we are the Sound Four." Jirobo said walking up from behind Naruto.
"You know. I'll easily be able to defeat you guys. At best, you are all high Chuunin level. I'm far above that." Naruto stated.
"We'll see about that!" Jirobi said trying to smash Naruti between his fists.
"Shadow Clone Justu!" Naruto yelled. Two Shadow Clones appeared on each side of Naruto. They each caught a fist. Naruto turned and punched Jirobo in the face. He then grabbed the back of his head brought it down as he brought his knee up stunning him.
Naruto dodged two webs that hit Jirobo. One in the face and one on the right arm. Naruto dives between Jirobos legs before unsealing his katana. Naruto cut the back of Jirobos knees causing him to fall onto them. Naruto stabbed through Jirobos skull through the middle of the back to the nose.
"He killed Jirobo so easily. Jirobo was an idiot, but he was still powerful in his own right. We should go up a stage." Kidomaru suggested. The Mark's spread through the rest of his body as he transformed onto some type of uglier version of himself. Sakon and Ukon did the same.
"Impressive power boost. Still won't be enough. You'll just look uglier when you die." Naruto mocked their appearance.
"Shut up and die!" One of the heads yelled. The two started to spread and grew another side of their bodies in a hard shell looking skin. They each charged at Naruto. They both sent a blur of attacks. Naruto dodged each on of them. Naruto dodged a right punch. He bent backwards to dodge a kick.
Naruto, keeping the momentum wrapped his legs around Sakons neck and threw him into Kidomaru who's trying to shoot arrows at Naruto. Sakon his Kidomaru throwimg him off balance as he shot his arrow right onto Ukons head.
"Brother!" Sakon yelled at the sight. Naruto just dusted himself off.
"Kidomaru. We're falling back." Sakon said.
"What about Tayuya?" Kidomaru asked.
"Leave her." Sakon said as he disappeared. Naruto watched the two run away as quick as they could. Naruto looked at the window he was punched through as he jumped towards it. He was met with the sight of Iruka fighting Tayuya inTaijutsu.
In a flash Naruto caught Tayuyas kick and slammed her into the wall. "Now listen up. Two of your teammates are dead. Either you cooperate or you'll die to." Naruto threatens.
Tayuya looked towards the window seeing Jirobod and Ukons corpses. She widened her eyes and look at Naruto in fear. "You bastard. I'll kill you!" Tayuya yelled pulling out a flute. Naruto snatched it and broke it I'm half.
"One more chance, or I give you over to Konoha." Naruto warned.
"Fuck you!" Tayuya yelled. Naruto rolled his eye before punching a point and knocking her out.
"You need help getting somewhere?" Naruto asked.
"Yes. We have to get to the bunker." Iruka answered.
"Alright. I'll escort yo-" Naruto was cut off by an explosion causeing him to run to the window. Three giant snake summon where now throught the Konoha gate. Naruto summoned five Shadow Clones.
"Keep them safe and escort them. I'll go deal with the snakes." Naruto said jumping out of the window and towards the serpents.
-Konoha gate-
"Fall back!" A Leaf Shinonbi yelled.
"Help!" A voice called out. The man looked over to see a fellow Leaf ninja stuck under some rubble and he went to help.
"You'll be alright. I'll help you." The man said reaching down to pick up the rubble. The woman grew a look of fear as a shadow loomed over the man. Above him was a giant snake ready to strike. The man closed his eyes excepting his fate, but was only covered in blood.
He opened his eyes to see a snakes body and Its decapitated head. "Are you all right?" Naruto asked lifting the rubble off the woman who crawled out.
"Did you do that?" That man asked.
"Yes. Have the rest fall back. I'll take the other two." Naruto said walking foward summoning his katana again.
"T-thank you." The woman said as the man carried her off.
"Now. Witch Snake wants to die next?" Naruto said jumping to the side dodging a snakes head as it strikes the ground he was standing. Naruto landed on the side of a building jumped back at it and stabbed it in the eye and jumped off again.
"Wind Style: Exploding Wind Bullet!" Naruto yelled. Naruto shot a regular looking Wind Bullet out of his mouth that struck the inside of the snakes eye. The wind exploded in a torrent of Wind chakra and shredded the snakes head.
"Kill the kid!" A Sand shinobi yelled charging. Naruto dodged a slash of a kunai. Naruto grabbed the mans arm and slammed him on the the ground and stomped on his elbow before throwing the kunai into the screaming mans head. Naruto jumped away as the last snake struck the dead man.
The snake rose it its head as it and Naruto locked eyes. Naruto charged and jumped as the snake opened hit mouth and swallowed Naruto up whole. The Leaf and Sand ninja looked up.
"Did he just feed himself to the snake?" One questioned. The snake started twitching and convulsing in pain as smoke came from its scales. The snakes eye started to bleed as it exploded showing Naruto in his lightning cloak.
"Sand shinobi. Either give up the attack or suffer the same fate this snake did." Naruto warned. The Sand ninja looked at eachother before slowly lowering their weapons before jumping away. "Thank god that worked." Naruto deactivated the cloak and wiped a bead of sweat from his head.
Two figures landed next to Naruto. "Gaara, Shijo. How many did you guys get?" Naruto asked.
"We mainly protected the hospital. Considering we where both put there because of you." Shijo chuckled.
"Yeah I guess. It looks like this revision stuff is wrapping up." Naruto looked at the battle fields.
"We should clean it up." Shijo suggested. Naruto and Gaara nodded before they all dissapeared.
-30 minutes later-
Naruto walked into the Chuunin Exam Arena. Naruto saw Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji fighting off a high Chuunin leveled opponent. The where struggling. Naruto walked behind the man and stabbed him in the knee causing him to fall. Naruto kicked the man in the face as he landed on his knees.
"Are you three good?" Naruto asked.
"Yes. Thank you for the assistance." Ino replied blushing. Naruto turned around and walked away. He saw his perverted sensei and The Hokage on a balcony in front of some mud talking. Naruto flashed and appeared right next to them.
"So. How did the snake do?" Naruto asked.
"He retreated. He knew he wouldn't have a chance at fighting both of us." Jiraiya answered. Naruto held his hand up before sniffing. He looked at the Hokage.
"Move!" Naruto helped pushing The Hokage barley dodging a sword that's connected toa head that's connected to a long neck.Naruto grabbed the neck and pulled bringing a body down from the roof.
"Kukuku. You could smell me. You'll be very impressive indeed." Orochimaru said as he turned into mud.
"Dammit. Cowardly snake." Naruto said in anger. "You should put the Uchiha under routine watch. I'll send Shijo to your office.You need to get that mark removed." Naruto said jumping off the balcony and landing on the ground below.
"That kid. He seems so familiar, but so unfamiliar." Jiraiya said. The Hokage nodded.
"Jiraiya. I'll be retiring. I need some lone to replace me. I would ask you, but you would say no. Therefore I need you to track down Tsunade." The Hokage told Jiraiya.
"Shouldn't be that hard. I'll do. I'll see if that little brat wants to come along."Jiraiya said pointing at Naruto who's being tailed by some fangirls. The Hokage chuckled.
"You and Minato use to be just like this."The Hokage remembered the good times. Jiraiya just grew a sad look.
"I haven't gotten anything's. There is no sign of him anywhere. The last place I could look is his village, but I don't know if he'll like that. Jiraiya told The Hokage. The Hokage put his hand on Jiraiyas shoulder.
"It's alright. I'm just as much to be blamed when it comes to that kids disappearance then anyone. Minato trusted him to me, and I failed." The Hokage said as he looked into the sky.