Naruto walks into a building. Men and woman gambling with many different things, and then there is one that stands out. Blonde hair, busty chest, and remarkably good looking for her age. "Tsundae." Naruto thought as he walked up behind her poked her in the back.
"W-what do you want brat?" (hiccup)
"Tsunade. I'm here to talk to you along with someone else you might know named Jiraiya." Naruto told the drunk blonde.
"Leave me alone you brat. Can't you see I'm in the middle of a game?" Tsunade asked as she went back to playing her game of cards.
"You're gonna lose. I can tell by the others facial expressions and the movements of there bodies. You have nothing." Naruto told Tsunade.
"What would you know?" Tsunade said laying down her card only to grow a angry face as the bbn other layed theres down.
"Told you." Naruto said.
"Oh yeah. How where you so good at that for your age?" Tsunde asked as she held herself up in her chair.
"I use to gamble all the time. Really bad addiction. You should work on it, so will you come with me now?" Naruto asked.
"If you help me win all the money on this table. I'll come with you and see what the pervert wants." Tsunade offered.
"Deal."
-30 minutes late-
Naruto and Tsunade walk out of the gambling building. Tsunades eyes filled enjoyment as she holds a bag of money. "So what do you want brat?" Tsunade asked hiccuping again.
"Jiraiya needs to talk to you. Come on this way." Naruto said as he walked away. Tsunade shuffles with him.
-Bar-
Naruto and Tsunade walk onto a bar. The girl and Jiraiya sit at a booth. Naruto sits down next to Jiraiya as Tsunade sits next to the girl. "What do you want Jiraiya?" Tsunade asked.
"The Hokage is retiring. I was offered the possision and I declined so that leaves you. You need to come back." Jiraiya explained.
"Hell no. I'm not going back to that rotten village." Tsunade said as she gulped down more Sake.
"You're the only one capable of the job Tsunade." Jiraiya told her.
"Please. I would just end up waiting my time. Hokes are fools. I heard what happened with the attack. The old man is just lucky that you where there." Tsunade commented.
"May I ask why you are so against becoming Hokage?" Naruto asked.
"No you can't. Even if I wanted to be Hokage I'd never go back to that village. It's a fools dream to be Hokage. You'll end up dead or just become a empty shell getting pushed around by the council." Tsunade explained.
"Then how about a bet?" Asked Naruto.
"About what?" Tsunade asked downing another glass of Sake.
"We'll have a sparring match. If I win you become Hokage. If I lose I'll do whatever you ask." Naruto offered. "Unless you're scared?" Naruto asked. Tsunade grew angry.
"Scared of a brat like you who hides his face. Please I'll destroy you." Tsunade threatened.
"Says the woman who uses a Genjutsu to hide there face to look young." Naruto mocked. Tsunade grew angrier.
"Fine then. Let's go!" Tsunade said stumbling outside. Naruto followed with Jiraiya and the woman followed.
The four stand outside with Naruto and Stinade stand across from eachother. " I'll beat you with one finger." Tsunade said as she hiccuped.
"Ok. I'll defeat you without touching you." Naruto responded.
"Haha. I'm Tsunade of the Legendary Sannin. You'll have no chance." Tsunade said. Naruto smirked under his mask. Tsunade rushed Naruto as Naruto held up a kunai. Tsunade smirked. "You think you'll be able to beat me with that?" Tsunade asked as she brought her finger up.
Naruto activated his Wind and Lightning cloak as he dodged Tsunades finger as he was now behind her. He held up his palm and held the kunai to it and he cut his hand open releasing blood. Tsunade froze when she saw it.
"I hate to do this, but I have to. You'll get no where in life with your mindset. I also need you to become Hokage and take over for the old man." Naruto said as he waved his hand sending blood onto Tsunades face.
Tsunade touched the blood on her face as she froze. She stared at it before collapsing. "This means I win. Probably shouldn't have drank so much and I probably wouldn't have been able to dodge that finger." Naruto said.
"I'll take her back to the hotel." Jiraiya said picking her up.
"Don't do anything weird please. You can go now. You've returned your favor." Naruto said as he looked at the girl.
"Fine then. I'll go, but I never got your name." The woman said.
"It's Taruto Oui. Yours?" Naruto asked.
"Jenny. My parents aren't from here so I have a weird name." The woman said walking away. Naruto couldn't help but look at the thing she was carrying behind her.
"If Shijo where ever to meet you. He'd probably turn religious." Naruto said following Jiraiya.
-Next day-
Tsunade wakes up in a strange bed. She sees a blonde masked boy in a chair across the room reading a book while giggling weirdly. "Where am I?" Tsunade asked holding her head.
"You lost our bet. That means you must become Hokage." Naruto said quickly putting away the book he was reading.
"Oh yeah. Wait I really lost to you? How?" Tsunade asked.
"I'm just a better fighter." Naruto responded looking away.
"Fine. I'll go back and become Hokage. I never go back on my bets." Tsunade said as she stood up.
"Sure do when it comes to money though." Naruto through in. Tsunade grew a tic mark on her head and punched the chair Naruto was sitting in. Naruto barely escaped and jumped out of the window and down to the ground before running away.
-Next couple of days-
Three people are seen walking towards The Leaf Village. Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Naruto check in through the hate before Tsunade goes to the Hokage office with Jiraiya while Naruto stays behind.
"I wonder what Shijo and Gaara did while I was gone." Naruto asked outloud.
"Nothing much." Naruto heard a voice coming from behind him.
"Hey Shijo. I'm suprised you're still here. Did you behave yourself?" Naruto asked as he walked down the street whith Shijo followimg.
"Come on look who you're talking to. Of course I didn't." Shijo said as Naruto chuckled.
"What about Gaara?" Naruto asked noticing his absence.
"Hr went back to the village." Shijo answered. As they walked an Anbu landed in front of them.
"The Hokage has requested your presence." The Anbu said before bowing. Shijo and Naruto looked at eachother before dissapearing.
-Hokage office-
"Old man. You really shouldn't summon me like your dog. I'm a Kage to you know." Naruto said as he rolled his eyes.
"I apologize, but I request you assistance." The Hokage said.
"What do you need?" Naruto asked.
"Saskue Uchiha was abducted last nigh and I request your help." The Hokage answered.
"Why not have a someone from your village handle it?" Naruto asked.
"We have a small team of Gennin, but do to the recent attack I've raised mission orders along with guard duty taking up all of the Jonnin I currently have." TheHokage answered.
"Who's on the team?" Naruto asked.
"Shikamaru Nara, Kiba Inuzuka, Neji Hyuuga, Choji Akimichi, and Rock Lee. Hopefully you to lead." The Hokage answered.
"So you and your council trust an outside shinobi enough to rescue your most loved one?" Naruto asked skeptically.
"Yes." The Hokage answered.
"Shijo you dont need to come. I can handle it." Naruto said as he turned around to see Shijo gone and a note on the ground. 'Went to the bath house. Have fun.' The note said. "Asshole. Alright send them in." Naruto huffed.
The team walked in. The team lined up in front of the Hokages desk. "Yea Lord Third?" They group asked.
"This is the Uzukage. He will lead your mission. He to be treated with great respect and if you disrespect him you will be punished on your return." The Hokage said.
"Ha. This guy. Really?" Kiba said.
"Yes. This guy that kicked your ass and knocked you out without touching you." Naruto responded. Kiba snarled.
"Enough. You will leave in five minutes. Go!" The Hokage said. The group left leaving Naruto.
"Welp. I'll expect a reward of some kind when I get back. So goodbye." Naruto said as he dissapeared.
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I'm sorry this took so long to get out. Things have been hectic lately and I've been really tired because of it. For whoever reads this have a goodnight or day.