'Oh! I know! This must be a Yandere! I have to pretend to resist at first, so they don't lose interest. Eeee! I always wanted to have a Yandere! This life is awesome!'
"Wh- what do I you mean? What do you want?"
'... Stupid Vasuki! Of course she would be suspicious of a stranger randomly wandering into her own den. I'm just lucky Gilhaz hasn't attacked me yet for invading. Just goes to show how considerate my sweet whiskey is!' (yes, that's Vasuki's nickname for Gilhaz. Whiskey. Hope you fucking like it, cuz I'm not fucking changing it).
(A/N: I'm going to fast forward about fifteen minutes, skipping the introductions. Because as a socially awkward person myself, it's nightmarish to try and write a semi-realistic first meeting. I might rewrite this chapter to make it less... boring? Once I get a bit better at being a human)
After an intense ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) session, Vasuki received Gilhaz' blessing. Now, She and Vasuki looked quite similar. Only that Vasuki was a bit larger, and had sharper and more complex scales and horns.
As Vasuki finished checking out her new void body with extreme interest, she sprints over to Gilhaz
"My sweet whiskey, your blessing is just divine!"
"Heh, I love you too"
'Yandere as are the best! Wait...'
"Why are you calling me 'Whiskey'?"
"Ah! Well, when I... um... casually observe you going about your standard, day-to-day life, I heard you complaining a lot about the noticeable lack of whiskey. So, I thought, if you like whiskey that much, what better name to call you than whiskey? Oh! That also reminds me. I got you a present: 17 caskets of whiskey!" Vasuki explained, motioning towards the ginormous Boulder outside, which, upon closer inspection, is actually a mountain of whiskey caskets.
"I LOVE YOU SO MUUUUUCH!!!!!!" Gilhaz Exlaimed, nearly falling over in shock and happiness.
Once the two finished another session of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) time, Gilhaz asked where Vasuki wanted to sleep.
"Well, isnt it obvious, my dear? In your nest, of course!"
'... boi am I a fuckin idiot for not seeing that coming'
"Umm, ok! I'll make the nest big enough for the both of us"
'Hehehe! I'm finally going to sleep with my sweet whiskey!! Eeee! I must not let anyone harm her! She is the most precious bean, I must protecc!' Thought Vasuki.