HUMAN SCOUT POV
*Cl-tchink!*
"Heh. So I missed. That bitch is just lucky"
"You said it Karl! Everyone! Get ready to meet this abomination head on!"
"Is the ballista loaded!?"
"Yep!!"
"Fire!!"
*Wtchuk*
"I-impossible!!"
My name is Karl. I'm an adult male human out scouting the wilderness. When me and my team got back to the camp, we got word of a dragon nest that recently showed up on the world map. Such disgusting creatures should never exist. It's me and the rest of the church's job to get rid of such filthy blights on the glory of humanity. Everything else only exists to serve and be used by us. That is how god wills it. So when I was informed that I would be in the party responsible for exterminating such muck, I couldn't be happier.
Emphasis on the past tense
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GILHAZ POV
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*Wtchuk*
- Feckin... Ow!!!! Assholes!!! -
'Alright, What's the bloody big idea!? I ain't done shit to these guys!!'
Gilhaz was stupefied. She didn't even look at them, and they rolled out a ballista! Surely humans weren't that rude! I mean, she's met her fair share of dick-heads in her past life, but this was taking shit to another level! And right outside of her own nest! The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch!
- Your ass is grass!!! -
[Host Rage Detected]
[Would You Like To Learn {Fire Breath}?]
'Yeah, sure, whatever!'
[Please Input A Three Word Activation Code]
'Uhh, I don't know! Yol Toor Shul?'
[Words Of Power Confirmed!]
"Yol, Toor Shuuuuuuuuuul!!!!!!"
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When the smoke cleared, there was only one survivor left. One confused, baffled, and quite possibly, bamboozled survivor.
'Good. I was just getting a bit hungry...' thought Gilhaz, wearing a devilish smile on her still-smoking mouth