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Chapter 8 - Chapter 8

"Ma-master~ how can this qualify as teaching? Ahh~" Angelica moans as I pat her head.

"What can I say, Angelica, my ancestor made this technique and I watered it down to headpats instead of carnal acts but it still carries some lewd aspects. Also, you're a couple of months late to ask that question." I clarified.

I actually didn't know that a person could get off on headpats...

Anyway, I just finished teaching her my own updated mental boost spell with some security modifications for the safety and privacy of both of us.

The alterations I made will make her mind fast and unbreakable so, anything I deem secret will remain in her head.

The reason why I am doing this is that little Angelica just graduated and she wants to stay as my maid despite being four years older than me. (AN: Angelica is just a maid but she's going to be maid with benefits hehehe so she's not in the official harem.)

Money surprisingly is not a problem, I pretty much cracked Merlin's system once I devoured the library.

Human magic is all about equations and mathematics but once you dig deep there are some constants in everything, which is what Kankara Formula is based on.

Yeah, I found it on my own suck it Ajuka!

Ahem, this formula acts as a master key to any spell and gets more powerful as the user increases their knowledge of magic, that's why Ajuka is dangerous.

Unless you can overpower him, he is going to turn your magic against you. He is luckily isn't able to do that with Holy Power but one can't become a Satan with such glaring weakness.

I don't have such weakness I just need to increase my wealth of knowledge and I can take him on... Why am I planing ways to kill him again? No idea.

Back to money-making, I make money by refining the already exiting spells to work better and be more efficient and get royalties from it.

No one actually complained yet since the creators of the spells get paid as well, it's not like I am making a lot from it compared to other supernatural.

I can't publish my work yet since I am mostly focused on creating a new system that encompasses all the systems.

That takes a lot of time, I also need to finish my Senjutsu bullshit hax because I need to accomplish my goal before Tiamat comes to ask for her babies.

Well, she regularly visits for sex, it surprisingly brought my lust levels down quite a bit.

Going back to current events, yeah Angelica is my full-time maid now, she even got a room of her own in the workshop.

She's no Grayfia but she served me well during the past six months.

"Master, the original technique... Was it better?" She asks as she gets her breathing under control.

"Learning speed increases in corresponding to the amount of lewd so yes, kissing would be faster than headpats and on and on." I answer.

"I see... Master, may I ask why did you accept my request? No one wanted me after what happened with my family." Her brows furrowed as her face showed sadness.

"Huh, what happened with your family?" I am genuinely curious since she never talked about it and I never socialized with others.

I have that pesky SI disease that makes me not care about non-story related people.

"Master you really need to get out of your workshop... Also going to 'Heaven' as you put it doesn't count." Angelica sighs.

I am not going to brothels like she is thinking, I genuinely snuck in Heaven after observing some angels visiting the Vatican.

It is for research purposes of course and Angels don't suspect anything, they have too much trust in their father's system.

"Master, you're monologuing again."

"Sorry, continue. You said something happened with your family and it properly got you bad fame."

"Yes, it turned out that my ancestor has been possessing male heirs of the family for generations to prolong his life. He wanted to become a devil but no one wanted him. Once it got exposed it brought a lot of bad light to the family, now no one trusts us." She finished explaining and I sighed to myself hearing about it.

That sounds like the Ainsworth family alright. Also, I kinda feel bad for making her tell me all of that.

She wasn't going to tell me this until the last moment since she is aware that I am a bit of an airhead, while I don't like mind control but she's been getting blasted by my Protagonist aura aka subtle mind control which can't be turned off.

It seems she couldn't bear to not tell me before becoming my official maid.

"I am not going to throw you away for such things but you should tell me such things beforehand.

Your master despite being pretty intelligent is still stupid." That got a giggle out of her.

"Master~ I don't mind if you take some liberties with me you know?" Angelica climbs to my lap and whispers to my ear.

I raise an eyebrow, I guess taking the weight off her shoulders made her bolder.

"Well, maybe later dear. I still have some research at Heaven." I pinch her ass to get her off and get out of the workshop.

I can faintly hear her cursing some random brothel names getting in her fun learning time.

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"Take this~" A bathing female angel splashes her sister wetting the other angel.

"Eeep! Elder sister please don't splash me like that... If you do that I have to respond in kind! Ehehe." She responds with a water spell.

Ahh, female Angels bathing and using their magic for some innocent fun, the only time I get to do double research. This is really Heaven.

Although I still find myself flabbergasted how easy sneaking in Heaven was I am certainly not complaining.

Too bad Gabriel has a private bath... I rather not try my luck by sneaking in sixth heaven just yet.

Once the two lovely angels get clothed and leave I move towards the lake, this is the best holy water I can get my hands on.

I fill my watering can with holy water and make my way back to the Garden of Eden before any male angel decides to take a dip.

In my honest opinion, male angels are mistakes, it's totally biased but listen to me as I recite the most infamous enemies of Heaven.

Lucifer rebelled and became a devil before wanting world domination. Azazel made an orgy in Heaven and took his whole group with him while falling.

Baraqiel is a useless pervert on par with Darkness and Tio. I genuinely wanted to see God's reaction to his fall from masochism.

Kokabiel is a freaking warmonger that enjoyed wars, wait wasn't that guy pro-human or something like that?

All of them were pure angels and happened to be male, there's only one well known female fallen angel and that is Penemue because she has an NTR streak.

It is quite obvious that something is wrong with male angels! I mean look at Metatron, he abandoned Heaven just to get Ninja training while other Seraphs are trying to hold things together.

Arriving at the secluded spot in the Garden I search for my plot of land where I decided to grow some things. Seriously Angels are like Skyrim guards when it comes to detecting me.

I randomly planted some cannabis and grew it, all the Angels that noticed it just said "huh, must be father's plan." and left it there.

Yes, I am growing cannabis in the Garden of Eden, I even got a saint to bless the seeds before planting and I watered it with the best holy water I can get my hands on.

The whole plant turned golden and started to emit holy power, this should make me high enough to ignore my migraine.

I really want to find Ophis and ask her how she lives with this...