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Chapter 9 - Chapter 9

"Master?" Angelica enters the workshop that is full of golden clouds.

"Haaa this holy blunt is something else, here Angelica take a puff." I pass it to her with a dopey smile.

Who would have thought smoke of this thing would turn into golden clouds and the best thing is that I don't feel any migraine!

"Master, what is this?"

"It is holy blunt, made from blessed cannabis grown in Garden of Eden and watered with potent holy water." I explain to my lovely maid.

"You weren't lying when you were saying 'I am going to Heaven dear.' were you?" She shots back with an incredulous expression.

"Not one bit!" I laugh while she smokes the blunt.

I would normally be apprehensive about drugs even normal painkillers but Holy Blunt has all the benefits of cannabis but none of the adverse effects, it doesn't even get you high enough for you to lose reason.

Okay, it may make someone more 'open' yes let's put it that way but I won't blackout and wake up at the top of the Eiffel tower or something.

Hearing some coughing I turned to Angelica who is now supporting golden energy wings made out of holy power, it seems she smoked the rest herself.

It appears that there is indeed some side effects because my reading is telling me Angelica has become an Angel for a limited amount of time, like an MMO buff.

"Holy Blunt may cause accidental limited angelhood, good to know. I need an angel to smoke this later." I mutter to myself.

In the end, Angelica retained some holy power and the energy wings once she cleared the drug out of her system.

She needs to power the wings with her holy power and she can only fly for five minutes with the reserves she has but she doesn't register as an Angel anymore.

It appears that Holy Blunt alters the human body to handle holy power better should they acquire it, I don't know why she got wings but I can't have it because my reactor is capable of storing holy power.

She was also rather embarrassed when I started calling her "my angel".

...

Senjutsu is weird, I would have expected some cultivation bullshit that comes with it but no.

You just manipulate your life force and suck the natural energy in the world into yourself strengthening your own, this also purifies your body and increases your lifespan.

The talent required comes in the form of one's sensory abilities, Senjutsu requires meditation and to intake of natural energy from the world, from the world that is full of malice due to wars be it mundane or supernatural.

If you take in malice you can fight it with resilience or get corrupted by it which drives a person to insanity.

In summary, one needs good senses and mental balance to be able to properly use Senjutsu.

Then you can use this energy to strengthen your body internally or externally, coat your hands or shoot it like projectiles.

External strengthening is also dubbed Touki(also called Fighting Spirit) which doesn't require Senjutsu, people can get Touki from extensive training which lets them connect to their life force and manipulate it.

There's no meridian stuff, no pills to boost things, no tribulations from Chinese Heaven since the last Sage died from it, nothing.

I mean meridians do exist but no one bothers to circulate their energy clockwise towards the north while standing on a tortoise at sunrise.

You know, cultivation bullshit...

Instead, they just absorb the energy and let it flow naturally in their bodies, that works as well but I want something better than that.

Some mythology-affiliated manuals do change the circulation of Ki to achieve different effects but those only available in China and India.

They also force you to become a buddha under themselves if you can get strong with it, which is meaningless to me.

This led me into experiments, I permanently borrowed some death-row inmates for this.

Learning how to manipulate soul energy (life force, Ki, Qi, Chakra whatever) cost some years of my subjects' lifespans but at least they didn't die.

Once I was able to manipulate Ki my reactor started producing it, which was used on my subjects, I rather not have them get corrupted by malice.

Once I got the hang of it I tried creating the cultivation bullshit I very much despised.

"First mind control, now cultivation. Why do I keep doing things I abhor?" I sighed to myself.

...

"Master you seem tired?" My maid inquiries as she massages my shoulders.

I can't physically get tired but I am mentally spent.

"I had to dispose of our subjects since I was done with them, I might have underestimated how exhausting killing would be." I plop my head on the table.

I didn't feel bad, didn't feel joy or disgusted but it was just tiring.

"I could have done that myself master, why did you bother yourself with such things?" Her hands get heavy but never painful to show her displeasure.

"Ehh, gotta get used to it we are not living in a peaceful world. How is your project going?" She keeps writing papers to salvage her family name, as her master I should help her.

"If master says so, my project is fine, I am about to finish it but I might need more 'teaching' master~" Her hands sneak towards my pants.

"I don't mind teaching you." I smirk at her.

Teasing Angelica is way more fun compared to Tiamat who has a schedule for lewd time.

I mean Tia is fine as well but it's been six months and she is still trying to beat me in bed.

I have no time manipulation yet, it eats into my own research time, so I have to subdue her quickly which doesn't leave me much fun.

"Haah~ I have been waiting for this for the whole day." She unzips my pants releasing my rod.

After stroking it for a while Angelica gets under the table for better reach while I select today's lesson.

Let's go with White Magic for tonight...

Despite having my mental spell Angelica doesn't use it during our 'teaching' sessions, this makes her focus on the lesson to 'properly learn'.

I sigh in pleasure as she swallows my rod whole, her tongue sliding masterfully while her throat squeezes my rod.

She came a long way from the days she almost cut me up with her teeth during blowjobs.

Sensing my release I take a hold of her head and start thrusting until I empty everything in her mouth, I am not particularly a fan of deepthroat but she likes it, so who am I to deny her.

"Master is vigorous as always~ I was afraid you'd be unwilling tonight." She speaks as she cleans the leftovers.

"Well, our lessons always lift my spirits." I pat her head in affection.

"Then can I get some extra credits?" She asks while getting up.

She lifts the skirt of her maid outfit to reveal she's been going commando. Some liquid already dripping to her stockings.

To my nod, she sits on my lap and impales herself without hesitation.

"Angelica?" Wasn't that a bit hasty, I know for a fact she's a virgin.

"It's fine master I have been preparing." She moans to my ears, seeing she's not uncomfortable I pick up my pace as well.

Thrust after thrust, I mold her to my shape. The workshop is filled with the sound of flesh hitting flesh and sensual moans.

Feeling her clench I double down on my efforts and release in her eliciting a particularly loud moan from her.

Angelica's back arches she even releases her pseudo angel wings as she moans a last time before she slumps like a puppet.

Seeing that my little angel passed out from one round I clean her with a spell and put her on my bed.

Someone to cuddle like this all the time would be nice, maybe I should order her to do so.

[Archmage:

+Your offspring (which can be any sex you wish) can inherit your abilities, either at full power or weaker(Essences included).]