The Japanese Dungeon(Shinto, Yokai, and those permitted by me only) was officially opened after some festival I didn't bother learning its name.
I didn't expect people to react like they found water in the middle of the dessert. Kyoto and Kanto Yokai basically rounded up their criminals and warmongers, then threw them in the dungeon before asking me to seal the door for a week.
It's not execution if they die while 'training' I guess. Fou-kun was happy to help(Torture) and guide(them to boss rooms) the first batch that valiantly (they were screaming for help) 'volunteered' to be the first.
Once that was finished and the criminals died a few times to understand this new punishment was worse than death. Japanese Dungeon finally started to have its first real visitors.
The other mythologies wanted to sneak in but after reading the giant warning signs saying if they die they'll die for real, a very limited amount of people entered. Those who did were greeted by Dark Souls type of dungeon that is set to make people suffer.
That also included me as well. I came to realize my mistake with making Fou-kun the dungeon master...
"Ohhh yeah!" A Koolaid Man shaped boss smashes through the wall tackling me to the ground due to my sealed stats. I can't even laugh at the absurdity of the situation. "Damn you Cath Palug!" I swear I can sense his smug aura from down here.
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I didn't get to bring Shuri to Himejima Clan and laugh at their expressions because Gabriel did that for me. Well, she wasn't laughing but she did deliver her to Suzaku with the official decree from Shinto Faction.
Gabriel said Suzaku was going to stick something up to her uncle but she didn't listen to them... Who knows maybe Suzaku is sadistic as well.
Currently, I am in the Kanto region along with Kuroka, meeting Magari the nekomata elder. We're here to artificially inseminate Nekomata ladies with Nekoshou babies.
If it was me two years ago this would have already been turned into a giant orgy but...
"You want all those children to grow without fathers?" Magari asks as she paws the documents back to me. Talking with a seven tailed cat is a weird experience.
I can see Kuroka's brows twitch after hearing her. "I am saving a species... Also, you can't tell me there's no Nekomatas here that wants to have a child even with these conditions."
"That's true, and I can't stop you since you have a God backing you up. I am just saying I don't like this." She huffs and leaves to gather the willing women.
"Well, it isn't how I imagined it would go..." Kuroka mutters to herself.
"Well, we still have a noble family to raid later and gather evidence."
"Wait what?"
"I didn't tell you?"
"No!" She can't continue because Magari comes back gesturing us to follow her.
It wasn't hard for me to handle this operation but it was tedious and took too much time. I used the souls of people who commited suicide, according to Izanami this would be better for them.
In the end, over two thousand nekomata got pregnant with a Nekoshou baby. Once they give birth the race won't be endangered like it is now. Once I exposed Naberius family for their crimes they will be mostly safe.
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I came back home to find some clues leading me towards Vali's room. Ohh, am I finally going to eat the White Dragon? I follow the trail while ignoring Ravel who's following me and enter the room.
Inside the room, she stands waiting, wearing only a black lingerie. "Not the maid outfit?" I get closer as I inquire without bothering to completely close the door.
"You lost your maid outfit privileges." Vali huffs.
"Well, I just need to earn them back I guess." I embrace her and kiss her neck. "What about our little voyeur outside." I whisper to her ear.
"Let her watch I don't care..." Vali replies as she jumps and wraps her legs on my hips.
AN: It came to my notice that I should better my writing before writing lemons... So yeah, sorry not sorry.
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(3rd POV)
In the streets of Romania, two female exorcists are walking towards their objective. They just got a mission to dispatch a Stray Vampire. While messed up, the church can't go and kill every vampire due to a lack of resources.
So, there are clear borders between the Church and Vampires, even then they constantly fight each other due to their proximity to each other.
The two finally reach the place that is said to be the hideout of the vampire only to find a pile of rubble with the vampire's head on top.
"It seems someone beat us to it. Let's go back and report this Irina." Blue haired exorcist says to her partner who nods back.
"Who do you think did it Xenovia?" Irina asks as the two check the remains to make sure the vampire is truly dead.
"I don't know I don't care..." She replies while she nudges the head with her sword. Seeing no response Xenovia nods satisfied.
When the two turn back they notice pink flower petals raining on them, looking up they see a white hooded figure looking at them with a serious expression.
"Hello there."
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(Merlin POV)
"Hello there."
I look at the church duo, I have forgotten about the Light Container... Well, not really forgotten, it was just very low on the priority list and I barely come to it.
I jump down from the roof and land right in front of them. While they were admiring my handsome face I already wrapped them in my vines.
Huh, I really use magic too much how Un-Merlin like... Meh, both swords and magic are equally cool to me.
Now that I in front of them that they realize they're caught and trapped.
"Well, I don't know if you guys know me but I am going to introduce myself anyway. My name is Merlin" I take Fou in my hands and shove him to Irina's face. "and this fluffy murder beast is Fou-kun."
"Fou..." He whines in my hand.
"The Merlin!? Then why are you attacking us?" Xenovia asks, Irina is still speechless.
"Well, I am here to save lives but getting you two to listen to me would be too bothersome. So just listen while I tell a story." I remember reading smut to Millicas. "Scratch that I am a terrible storyteller."
"There was a man with an obsession. He kidnapped orphans under the church's name..." I stop to think, I never bothered with the exact details of that. "Wait, the church authorized his experiment as far as I know. Anyway, he basically harvested the souls of orphans and shoved them in a light container that your friend here has in her body."
"So as you can see I am here to save these..." As I was explaining things my phone goes off.
*Harry Potter Theme* "One time I don't put this thing on silent mode and this happens." I grumble while answering the call. "Moshi Moshi Merlin desu... Ah hello, Gabriel what brought this on!?"
{"I believe you know what, dear."} The disappointed voice of my angel wife comes through the phone.
They prayed to God? I glare at the two girls as Gabriel talks. "Let me give you two a secret. Heaven doesn't like snitches." I made sure of that.
"I am saving the souls of the children." I reply to my wife's unasked question.
{"You don't have to scare the girls enough for them to pray to Father..."}
"Fine..." I put my hand on Irina's chest and grope her a little before pulling the light container out.
Yes, groping was needed to replace the light container she lost, she can't use her sword without it after all. Irina was too busy being horrified by the screams of the children to care anyway.
Once I got the container I broke it freeing the souls of the children, letting them go to Heaven. No Holy-Demonic Sword or a second Sacred Gear for Kiba I guess.
Then again he won't matter in this story...
"Well, while I like to stay I am a busy man" I bow to the two girls and disappear with a burst of flowers.
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(Irina& Xenovia 3rd POV)
"So who's going to free us from these vines." They finally ask after they got over their shock...