Recording: [... Cy: "Tenno, hurry! The void storm is almost upon us! We need that target dead yesterday!"

Tenno: "Too bad cy, cause this guy is beeing realy stuborn here!"

Kuva Lich: "YOU WON'T LEAVE THIS SHIP ALIVE TENNO!!!"

*gunfire*

*explosion*

*batle sounds*

*more gunfire*

*screams*

*"I'll be back!" cliche*

Tenno: "Target down. This one sure was one of the top 20 most stuborn-"

Cy: "TENNO! You have to get back to The Railjack NOW!!!"

Tenno: "Ok ok!"

Tenno grabs a device from his warframe's pocket space and presses a button.

Cy: "The void storm is interfering with the teleport device. I'm afraid you will have to get back the old-fashioned way."

Tenno cursed and sprinted to the exit.

Leaving the now crewless ship that used to belong to the Kuva Lich, Tenno saw his own ship, The Railjack, amist the nothingness of space and rushed there as fast as the trusters in his archwing jetpack allowed him.

Looking behind him, he saw a massive nebula that he knew to be the void storm aproching him ever closer.

Cy: "Tenno, reality is about to tear and grow teeth! GET HERE NOW!!!"

Tenno: "WHAT THE HELL DO YA THINK I'M DOING!!!??? FISHING!!!???"

Tenno reached The Railjack and rushed inside.

Once inside, he rushed yet again. Because the ship needs someone at the wheel and can not fly by itself.

Tenno grabed the controls, hit some random coordenates and pushed the hyperspace button.

Cy: "Translating into hyperspace in three, tw-!#%#$*(@&%!%@%** " End of recording]

Tenno: "And that is how I ended up crash landing in your castle's cortyard, mister Dumbledoor."

Tenno then turns from the screen to see the face of the man who's garden he just destroyed.

Dumbledoor's jaw was understandibaly on the floor. And it had been there for most of the afternoon.

As an old wizard, Dumbledoor has seen some shit. But a space ninja from another dimension took the cake by a long shot.

The day has started like normal, and had everything to continue that way. But then a giant metal contraption fell out off a tear in space and nearly crashed into Griffindor's tower! Thank Merlin that Dumbledoor's old age had not slowed his wand yet, and thank Death that the Elder Wand was able to move such a massive object out of the way in time!

Now the crash landed spaceship from another dimension sitting in his yard is the least of the old headmaster's problems, as he had to figure out what the fuck to do with an 11 year old soldier who, acording to Cy, kills an average of 5077 enemies a week ever since he was 7!

And not to mention all the shit that hapened to the boy BEFORE his current war started. Just the stuff that hapened to the boy during the Zariman Tenn-0 jump acident when he was 5 was enought to give people nightmares for the rest of their lives! And that was just the begining of his story!

It is not like he could just enrol the boy in Hogwarts just like any first year now, could he?