"Is your name different?"
"Cheer! It's a big mistake!"
"But when Miss Ellie is the eldest son of the Wild family, Surume ..."
"What ?! Elie? Maybe Elie Golden!"
"Yes. My name is Heidi, the chief maid of the Golden family. Today I'm here to hand over a letter from the young lady."
"What !? Is that guy alive!"
"Yes, of course."
"...… Hahahahaha! After all! He is not a slapstick like this."
I was kind of funny and laughed a lot. I talked with Gargain, Mr. Harshuge, and the flax fuckers about where Ellie Golden happened, but the conclusion was "Well, you're alive." Everyone was worried. But no matter how I thought about it, I didn't think he was dead. Of course, the slender Ariana Grande who will be with you will be safe.
That fat chu ... Oops, it was a forbidden phrase for the lady. He probably has a strange nickname for someone he doesn't know somewhere around this time.
"Then I am with this"
The beautiful maid chief handed over the letter, and she went home quietly.
She's an unfriendly maid.
But ... it's so cute. I'll introduce him when he comes back.
"So, why did he write to me?"
"Dried squid boy, are you a lover?"
"Cheer! It's not like that at all! It's just like using a nickname. The next time I say it, I'm fired!"
"But this nickname is strange to say."
"Don't you look like a cooking critic and nod with a sloppy face!
When I put in a ferocious tsukkomi, I went somewhere quickly. My maid is also unfriendly.
I regained my mind and decided to read the letter. Put the bastard sword on the ground in the garden and carefully smash the letters glued on all sides. I'm not good at fine work.
"Opening strictly prohibited, only dried squid can be viewed"
"What is only the dried squid can be viewed?"
I was alone and turned the next page.
"Bonjour, dried squid! I'm lonely without me. All right, I'm fine. I'm in a town called Oasis Jera right now. "
Bonjour? What language?
I don't understand the meaning.
If you react to what he says, you'll just get tired.
"I can't go back to Greifner because of the war. I'll be back there as soon as it's over, so don't worry. That's the main subject, but there's a reason I sent the letter just to you. You see, do you remember? Telling you how to be popular. I'll write that down here briefly. If my destined partner appeared while I wasn't there and it didn't work at all, wouldn't it? As a romance master, I want to keep that area tight 」
I put a lot of effort into the letter.
I remembered him!
The best! After all, what you should have is a friend!
"First of all, there are several reasons why you are not popular. I tell you, I'm not demeaning you. He's the eldest son of a great aristocrat, his face is tasty, his magic is pretty good, and it's strange that he shouldn't be popular. "
I finally laughed.
Well. I'm a good man.
"I'll just say it. You listen too much to people. I'm talking unilaterally, especially when talking to girls. After that, when you talk, do you decide what to speak next? That's not good either. It feels like the conversation isn't working, and the girls are so sensitive. I used to care about you at school and at the ball, but I'm actually quite nervous. "
Giku.
Why is it out? And why am I nervous and deciding the next word ... this is a genius! ??
"Please be more confident in yourself. You are not the man you can do. When the girl is talking, you just have to wait until you finish talking, or just feel big. It 's really easy, is n't it? It's hard to say, but I'll say it as a friend. When you were at the ball ... that ... I had a little nose hair. I should have said it right away, but I was confused and missed it. "
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
I was so embarrassed that I crouched his face in the letter and slammed it on the ground.
"Fireball! Fireball! Fireball! Fire Arrow Fire Arrow! Fire Snake Fire Snake! Fireball!"
Even with this, I shot magic in the garden.
What a mess. No way!
It must have been processed properly! Damn it! How embarrassing!
Guoooooooooooo! It's time! Time, come back to the day of the ball!
The bastard sword was messed up and somehow calmed down.
I picked up the letter, smoothed out the wrinkles, and decided to read more.
"I haven't told anyone, so don't worry. In the future, I will make a list of confirmations and attitudes so that there will be no such fatal mistakes. I don't have time, so think of it as a simplified version. "
What is he a goddess?
Feel the kindness and warmth ....
I turned over the page of the wrinkled letter.
"Squid outing check sheet (mark if it's okay)
□ Is there a mistake in the meeting place and time with the girl?
□ Did you take a shower?
□ Did you brush your teeth?
□ Is there no nose hair?
□ Did you have a wallet?
□ Do you have a handkerchief
□ Prepare three topics that girls may like
□ Don't talk too much
□ She doesn't force her to continue dating unless she enjoys herself. Time is important
□ Hold with Don
□ I feel like I'll protect you if something goes wrong
□ Compliment the girl at least once (if possible)
I wrote it very easily. Have Black Brian make a "copy copy" and use it, or copy it and use it! A good woman, you can catch it properly. See You Again ~ "
What is See You Again? I don't understand the meaning.
While putting in such a tsukkomi, I carefully kept this check sheet and letter in my pocket.
―――― At that time, at Oasis Jera ...
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"Yes"
"Ah ..."
"How?"
"Hey ..."
Completion of the new rice ball ingredient "Tsunamayo".
Ariana's tail is shaking.
"Hohohohoho. This is pretty good. Ariana, have you decided on her main weapon?"
"Yeah, do this"
While chewing on her rice ball, she went deeper into the chest of drawers and brought a dusty whip.
"Whip? Why do you make something that seems difficult to use?"
"I'm going to keep my old man ..."
"Eh, eagle?"
"Because I touch Ellie's ass ... If you touch it, this is it ..."
With that said, Ariana dares to shake her whip.
The floor was hit with Pasin, and a nice sound was heard.
I wonder why, it's already like that ...
"Hohohohohoho, it looks like it suits you."
Grandpa has plenty of room, but he's sweating cold.
It's a magical equation that the stronger Ariana, the less I can touch my butt.
"Elie-chan! Ariana-chan! Sage-sama!"
While eating supper, Jean Jean changed his blood phase and jumped into the house.
"I want you to come to the town together!"
We looked at each other and listened to Jean Jean.