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The unexpected is… as the word itself says, something you don't…well… expect, and let's face it no matter how smart you are… you can't really prepare to face the unexpected, because there are so many things that can happen making it impossible to account for each possible scenario.
So, you can imagine my surprise when a fucking ray of pure light hit me, as I was doing some shopping for summer sale in my shop/cabin. And before you ask… yes, it was a literal beam of light. It's not a metaphor, I didn't even have the time to process what was going on. I simply felt the beam hit and thought… well, this is it. This is my end… da da.
Imagine my surprise, when I didn't feel any pain or something along those lines, in fact what I felt was…. strange to say something, it was as if something was magically moving me from where I was… to a new place.
Maybe a new adventure awaited for me?
"Welcome to my realm," A sweet charming voice said, a voice I recognized… Aphrodite.
"So… is this your way to ask me out?" I asked, wondering what kind of trick would she use to get me to fuck with her and Ares this time.
"No, this is me taking the offer you gave me last time," Aphrodite winked at me, "You told me to call you, and here I am… Ares failed, so… I will take what I want," she licked her lips, "Ready to bed a goddess?"
I eyed the goddess, and asked, "So just you and me?"
"Yes," Aphrodite smiled in a terrifying yet seductive way, all while levitating me to her moving her finger in suggestive way, "I will have you… for a month straight, no breaks, nothing but sex, so don't die on me,"
So this is how I die? Fucking to my death, not bad, a pretty honorable death, I will go out like a champ, "Dori me, Interimo ayapare, dorime Ameno, ameno Latire, latiremo, Dori me," I welcomed my destiny, death by snu snu.
"Nooooo!" A scream broke into the room, with an arrow hitting Aphrodite on the shoulder, as flames formed around me, like a shield.
"You dare!?!" Artemis screamed, holding her bow high, "You dare to try and fornicate with my little brother?!" She was livid, maybe it was best if I didn't tell her I was okay with my destiny.
"I will not let you take my champion," Hestia stated, "I find this behavior less than pleasing, Aphrodite,"
"He didn't seem to mind," Aphrodite pointed to Adam Jr who was more than happy under my pants…..
"I will not dignify that with an answer," I feigned taking insult to that.
"We all know your tricks…. no man, god or not can resist your smell, so don't patronize us," Artemis growled, "If I see you initiating contact with my little brother again… taking advantage of his male weakness… you will face my wrath!"
"I am shaking with fear," Aphrodite rolled her eyes.
"As my champion, he is within my domain… so unless he actively looks for you… you better stop, Aphrodite," Hestia said with a smile, which someway seemed to terrify Aphrodite more than the threats Artemis was throwing at her.
"Fine," Aphrodite sighed, "I will wait for you, Adam…" she added with a wink.
"Despicable whore," Artemis growled under her breath.
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I was so close to go out like a champ, a true hero among heroes, alas Artemis and Hestia "saved me" from that destiny. After that I was teleported back to my cabin, where I found three letters.
~Dear little bro… I am soooo sorry Artemis and Hestia stopped your fun… I… am proud of you, almost sleeping with Aphrodite, it's something not many can brag about… or… well, maybe a lot of people can brag about that, but still… proud of you~ Apollo.
Okay…
~It was I! Ares the one that cockblocked you! If I can have fun with you two nobody can! I was the one that told Hestia and Artemis where you were! Hahaha! I hope this teaches you a lesson! You either clap with me! Or you don't clap~ Ares.
So that's how they came into my rescue, Ares told them.
~Adam Aragon, I have sent this letter with the intention to thank you once again for recovering my Master Bolt… in… other unrelated matters, I wanted to ask… why did you look so disgusted at the fact of me trying to sleep with you, not that I want too… but, well, have I gotten ugly for today's standards? I just can't understand why you took such offense to what my wife insinuated that time, I expect an answer,~ Zeus
I… what in the actual fuck?!
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[Apollo POV]
I was proud of my little brother… no proud didn't even begin to express what I felt for him right now, he almost clapped them godly cheeks.
"The kid sure is something," Hermes chuckled, "I find this bad/good luck impressive," he added.
"He does have a weird streak of luck," I chuckled.
"I honestly expected him to be dead by this point," Hermes admitted, "But he apparently likes to prove us gods wrong,"
"He is my brother," I stated proudly.
"As if that was a compliment," Hermes mocked.
"You're just mad you don't share the awesomeness we the children of Leto have," I smirked.
"Don't need it, I'm plenty awesome on my own," Hermes chuckled.
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[Ex - Crack Addict - Priest of the New Church of Adamas]
I had seen the light that day… the one true god has descended, and had kicked me into the right path, into the light, literally. His way was hard, but fair.
"He will kick our sins away, breaking our bones and building us anew!" I proclaimed, as the few believers I had managed to gather to adore our true savior bowed, soon everyone would know of the word of our true lord, it was my duty as his first priest.