I walked to my kitchen, opening the fridge ever so lightly to grab my triple heart attack double bacon burger.
"Oh hi," I waved to nowhere in particular, "I didn't see you there," I smiled, it was time to Dora the explorer my day.
I sat on my kitchen table and chuckled, "This author note... wait can it even be called that... I mean... it's me the most deliciously peaking demigod.... oh well whatever this is... is not to call any of you snowflakes, like the last time I kidnapped the author to do so," I laughed while the author cried for help in my basement, "This is to let you guys know I convinced the author to... drop previews to his upcoming novels here... how? Well, easy, he will post the first chapter of his next project so that people can see what is about... and will start updating when the time comes,"
"Let me out!" The author cried breaking the basement door.
"Oh my, it seems he's trying to escape..." I laughed, "Oh well, see you guys later!"