A Few Months Later
This is it, Roman and I are getting married in three days. We leave for Reno tomorrow. We'll have one day to get everything set up and then the wedding will be the next day, Saturday. After the wedding, Roman and I are staying a week in Reno for our honeymoon.
🤦♀️Dumbass
Dumbass- R U EXCITED?!
Me- WELL NO SH*T! OF COURSE I'M EXCITED!
Dumbass- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! I'M SORRY!
Me- YOU BETTER BE!
Dumbass- ¡Dios mio, solo estaba preguntando! [My God, I was just asking!]
Me- Okay! Let me finish packing asshat.
Dumbass- Fine! Bye, hoe!
Me- BYE!
My God, I'M GONNA DIE.
"BABE! HURRY THE F*CK UP!"
"ROMAN! SHUT UP!"
"NO! I WILL NOT SHUT UP! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT MY MOM'S HOUSE WITH ALL OF OUR THINGS IN 5 MINUTES AND HER HOUSE IS 10 MINUTES AWAY!"
"WELL SHE CAN WAIT! I NEED A FEW MORE THINGS. DON'T RUSH ME!"
"Ugh, just hurry! PLEASE!"
"I'm trying, babe!"
"I'm not gonna argue. Just get what you need and LET'S GO!"
He can be so demanding! I still love him tho!
"Ok, I think I have everything!"
"FINALLY! Let's go!"
His mom needed some help with some last minute planning and told us to bring all of our luggage so it would be easier for us tomorrow.
"I am going to kill you if my mom gets mad at me, Daryian!"
"Before our wedding?!"
"I never said that!" He paused, "I'll do it on our honeymoon."
"ROMAN!"
He laughed. "I'm joking, love!"
"You better be!"
A little while later, he pulled into his mom's driveway. He grabbed my thigh and said,
"C'mon, let's go!"
We left our bags in the car then went inside.
"Hello, sons!"
"Hi, mom!" We replied.
"Are you guys staying here tonight or-?"
"Yeah, we are." Roman said.
"Alright. You guys can sleep in your old room. For now, I need some help. Follow me."
We helped his mom for a few hours then decided to head to bed at about 12am.
The Next Day
When I woke up, Roman's arm was around my waist and our legs were intertwined. I looked at the clock and it was 9am. When I turned to my left, I saw two figures in the doorway.
"Alright, f*ckers. What do you want?"
"Hey, don't be rude! We came to wake you up, asshat!" Kylee scolded.
"Mhm. Alright. If you wake my baby up, there will be consequences."
"ROMAN!" Samara screamed.
"SAMARA SHUT THE F*CK UP!" I whisper-yelled.
"Y'all are loud as f*ck!" Roman yawned.
"YOU TWO ARE DEAD!"
"REE! KYLEE, THIS IS WHY I SAID WE SHOULDN'T WAKE THEM UP!"
"I DON'T CARE!"
"GET THE F*CK OUT, LOSERS!"
"OK, WE'RE GOING! JESUS, DARYIAN!" Kylee pushed Samara out of the doorway and into the hallway.
"Jesus, they are YOUR friends, Daryian. YOUR FRIENDS."
"Yeah, I know. I forced you to be friends with them. Haha."
"I know. Now," he rolled on top of me and gently kissed me, "let's go, babe."
"Morning, lovebirds!" Kylee exclaimed.
"Kylee, kindly shut the f*ck up!" I blew a kiss at her then flipped her off.
Kylee gasped then did the same thing back.
"Morning, everyone." Alyssa waved.
"Morning!" Everyone replied.
"So, can anyone explain to me why I heard so much yelling this morning?"
All four of us looked at the floor.
"You know what, no one answer that! You guys have to leave soon right?"
"What?! We don't have to leave til at least noon!" Roman exclaimed.
"Alright, alright. You guys still need to get ready though."
"Okay mom. Thank you!"
"Your welcome!"
"I'm going back to sleep. You b*tches woke me up!" Roman started walking away.
"WAIT FOR ME!" I yelled.
Noon
"Bitches!" Kylee started banging two pans together. "LET'S GO! ROAD TRIP!"
"Who the f*ck invited her?!" Roman hollered.
"I don't know!" I exclaimed.
"You invited me, asshat! Now, let's go!"
"Samara, Daryian, CONTROL YOUR FRIEND!"
"Nah she's your friend." Samara said as she walked away.
"Nope!"
"C'mon, babe. Let's go."
"Why did you invite them?"
"Shut up! Let's go!!"