Saturday
"Dayday- wakey wakey!" Kylee whispered.
"Five more minutes!"
"No- it's your wedding day- you don't get five more minutes. WAKE THE HELL UP!"
"Okay, okay! I'm up. JESUS!" I slowly rubbed my eyes. "Where's Roman?"
"He left. He has to get ready too, you know?"
"Oh, well duh."
"THEN WHY DID YOU ASK?!"
"I- uh- GET OUT!"
"Nope! Get up, get ready, LET'S GO! CHOP CHOP!"
"Nah!" I hid underneath the covers.
"Oh HELL NO! SAMARA!!!!"
"DARYIAN, GET UP!"
"NO! IT'S-" I picked up my phone and looked at the time, "WHAT THE FU- WHY ARE YOU GUYS WAKING ME UP AT 6 IN THE MORNING?!?!"
"Because- YOU NEED TO GET READY!"
"Kylee, Samara, the wedding starts at 4:30!!"
"Okay- so?" Samara gave me a weird look.
"I'm not waking up til at least 8."
"NOPE! Samara- you get the left, I'll get the right." They came up to the bed, grabbed my blanket, and dragged me off the bed by my feet.
"OW!" I yelled.
"That's what you get! Now- LET'S GO, PEOPLE!" Kylee stomped to the other side of the room. "Chop chop!!!"
"Ugh! Samara, control her."
"Nah! She's not wrong. You need to wake up."
"UGH! Fine! Someone get me a coffee."
"Already did!" Samara handed me a large cup of coffee.
"Thank you!"
"Okay so-" Kylee started, "you technically don't need to do anything til like 1-"
"Excuse me?!? I'M GOING BACK TO BED THEN!" I put my coffee on the desk and jumped onto my bed.
"DARYIAN- ugh forget it. He can sleep for a little while."
"Well- what are we supposed to do till then?" Samara asked.
"I don't know- we could go back to our room."
"THANK GOD! I wanna go back to sleep."
"To be honest- same. IT'S TOO F*CKING EARLY!" Kylee exclaimed.
"Let's go then!"
"BET!"
Noon
"Okay, you have to wake up this time!" Samara declared.
"Well- I'm cool with that now. IT'S NOT 6 IN THE MORNING!" I laughed.
"Congrats!" Kylee said sarcastically. "We gotta get dressed and shit. We have to be there in about two hours."
"Well let's get to it!" I exclaimed as I sipped my coffee.
"Dude- isn't that cold?!" Samara exclaimed. "It sat there for six hours!"
"There's a magical device called ~a microwave.~"
"Fair enough-"
"LET'S GO!!" Kylee yelled.
"OKAY OKAY!"
At The Wedding
Author's Note- I apologize for the time skips. It's kinda hard for me to write extremely short scenes and I like it better with the time skips. I hope that's okay. Now, let's continue with the story!
"Samara- where the fuck did my almost married BESTFRIEND GO?!!?!?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"Ugh! We should probably go find him. The wedding starts in- TWENTY MINUTES!"
"LET'S GO!"
*insert spongebob narrator voice* Ten Minutes Later
"WHERE IS HE?!" Kylee squealed.
"Who are you guys looking for?" I replied.
"DARYIAN?!? Uh- where were you?" Kylee whispered.
"Um- I was in the room finishing getting ready-"
"Oh my God- KYLEE, WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT?!"
"Because we're stupid!"
"Okay dumbasses! My wedding is in 10 minutes. How do I look?"
"Bitch is that even a question-"
"Yeah- for real." Samara agreed.
"Are you saying I look bad-"
"NO!" both of them yelled.
"Okay then!"
"Wait a damn minute! Where- WHERE IS MY CAMERA!?"
"Wow, Kylee. Is that important right now?" Samara asked.
"Yes! I NEED to take pictures!"
"We literally have photographers- you know what- WHATEVER!" Samara screamed.
"Guys- chill! WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES!"
"Actually-" Samara grabbed her phone, "you have two minutes."
"WHAT!"
"Nope- you're on like- NOW!"
"Okay okay."
"We gotta go out there, Samara. Daryian, this is the last time I'll be able to hug you as "Daryian Oliver." You're gonna be "Daryian Stutz" now." Kylee put her arms around me. "Samara, are you coming?" Kylee asked.
Samara put her arms around both of us.
"See you soon, Daryian Oliver." Kylee waved.
"See you guys!"