I opened my eyes to see a huge white room with nothing but two chairs and a table. In one of the chair sits a middle-aged man who looks like he is in his forties, maybe he is bit older but he sits there with a smile on his face drinking something in a tea cup while leisurely turning the pages of a book.
I have to say he is really handsome .He looks a bit like a rich aristocrat in 19th century with his a grey tweed suit and a hat. He looks a bit like Dumbledore in "The Crimes of Grindelwald" upon closer look he appears exactly like him.
Suddenly he sees me and said "Welcome Mr. Shawn, Have a seat. What would you like to have?"
Huh? How did Dumbledore know my name?
His smile deepens when I was thinking whether I should ask him how did he know me or to politely accept his invitation to sit in the chair or what happens in the next movie. Honestly I am confused how I came here.
"Mr. Shawn I not only know your name but also your life trajectory, but I have to your life seems so interesting that's what I am reading right now. Come here have a seat. Here's your favourite Orange juice" The middle-aged man says.
I obediently sat on the chair and he passes me a tea cup. Is this guy sane? Why did he gave me a tea cup and says its juice. In the next moment cup just changes into glass of orange juice. Wow Dumbledore made orange juice for me. I took a sip of the orange juice, it's sweet with a bit of light tanginess. I quickly drank all of it and put the glass on the table.
I asked him hurriedly "Thank you for the drink but where am I? Who are you? Is this a prank to fool me saying 'I have been crossed into another world, have to slay the demon king and open a harem with princess and other races'? Man I have say that sh*ts boring, why don't you come up with something else."
Dumbledore smiles and says "Mr. Shawn, First of all I am not Dumbledore. I may have copied his image to make a friendly impression to you. Second this is not a prank but it involves in one of its main components. Third I am what you people call God not the one who preaches but the one who can create and destroy. Fourth I can hear you what you are thinking. Then if you have any questions please ask."
I am utterly stupid after what he said. I am facing God means I am dead. In this case there is no problem I have no parents to worry about because I am an orphan. I have no serious girlfriend to care about although I dated (Author: being used as a tool man for) some but have never committed to a serious relation and all my friends are all my favourite novel followers and my credit card bill payment guy.
(Author: You may think this is the basic protagonist template but I can't fill all the brain hole of past life so just deal with it).
Hmm, suddenly I am feeling sad thinking what went f**king wrong with my life.
(Author: Cheer up man there will be many surprise later on waiting for you I prepared)
"Hmm, did you hear someone talking right now?"-Shawn
(Author: OOPS!!!)
"Mr. Shawn listen carefully, there are many higher dimensional beings in this world. Sometimes they promote and guide our destiny so you don't have to bother about them but you should never anger the main higher dimensional being called [Author] if you anger him that will be your last day "said God solemnly.
(Author: Nice assist Dumbledore I will try to add your character in following chapters)
God continued "I somehow feel good but let's talk it later as I was saying you have been dead Mr. Shawn and cause of death is puff HAHAHA ahem sorry 'coronary heart failure by seeing toy grenade in middle of orgasm with one of your friend' (friends with benefits).your friend thought it's a prank. While laughing and while uploading it in her snapchat, your rescue time was over. Because improper position of your body near death your attending doctor and your local friends laughed at your ceremony."
"Also because how funny it is.it has been uploaded in YouTube, Facebook and Instagram. You have become star overnight. Due to age restriction it has been removed after 2 hours. But it has been broadcasted in CBS news. Even president of US has tweeted it as 'woah playing safe can also kills'"
WTF!!! Is this shit real? I am dumfounded as I listen to what this guy is continuing.
"Due to your large number of people laughed at your death, you have been given an achievement of 'Even in Death I can make you laugh'. So you have been awarded with trip to other world while not erasing your previous memories and live there however you want, do whatever you want. "God explains me why I am here.
I am still thinking his previous words 'death due to toy grenade'. If this is a novel then I going to smack author on the head while asking 'can't you at least die me properly than this silly death of half orgasm'
(Author: Sorry man what I can say , when all other reincarnation story beginning has become routine. So I tried to add some different beginning to our story. But I really didn't expect to start this beginning.)
I absentmindedly asked God "is there no other cheats for me?"
God hesitated for a moment and said "that was the laugh I had in past four centuries so I can't give you any heaven defining cheats because I am not the God of that world but I can give you complete knowledge of our world.
Usually when children are 6 years old they will have awakening ceremony then they will inherit their skills but I will give an exception and give it to you now."
God waved his hand and a ball of light penetrated into my eyebrows. The knowledge and books read until now and many unknown fields are forcibly merged into my memory. I tried to maintain my sanity but I blacked out and lost my consciousness.
God looked at me softly and muttered to himself "I don't know what kind of change you will bring to that world Mr. Shawn but I hope you don't misuse the knowledge I have given to you."
Shawn sleeping in the chair doesn't know what kind of changes he will after seeing the knowledge in his mind. God looked at Shawn and waved his hands, a golden light shone on Shawn. His body began to slowly become transparent and completely disappeared.