On Stirth the way things exist were slightly different,Instead of being split into 7 continents Stirth was split into 4 continents called west,east,north and south Sticknet and we will be looking at north Sticknet the home of Stickman and his friends.
It was a dark and stormy night in north Sticknet and a lot of stick people are sleep some are awake and some are...still awake but doing there own thing but on 23StickRoad something intriguing was going on it seemed to be a high speed chase let's take a look at this.
???:"CAN YOU GO ANY FASTER?!?"
???2:"IM TRYING MY BEST STICKMAN!!!"
Stickman:"TRY BETTER THAN!!"
???2:"UGH DJ DO YOU HAVE ANY PLAN?!?"
Dj nodded and threw a folded piece of paper at a blond stick figure wearing a backwards red and blue baseball cap.The paper said 'see that button beside you? press it and it should give you shoes that make you go super fast then jump out the car btw dont screw this up :)'
???2:"WHAT DID THE PAPER SAY?!?"
???3:"It says I should press a button grab shoes and jump out the car"
???2:"WELL IT'S FROM THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THIS CAR JUST DO IT!!"
???3:"Hold on a sec I have to pull up my pants"
Stickman:"WHAT PANTS?!?"
???3:"These brand new pants I just bought from a homeless guy he told me its for cosplaying as a homeless man with rabies and 50 diseases"
???2 slams a button on his car putting it on auto drive slowing the car down slightly he then jumps out of the front seat,slaps ???3 hard in the face,presses the button,takes out the shoes,puts them on ???3's feet,opens the door than drop kicks him outside of the car.
Stickman:"OH THANK YOU FRASS I NEVER THOUGHT THAT FUCKING IDIOT WOULD SHUT UP!!"
Frass:"NO PROBLEM!!"
???3 tumbled out of the car quickly recovering himself.He was bleeding a lot but was focused on the car than his injury.
???3:"Nooooo car please don't leave me your carrying all my friends in you!"
???3 quickly caught up to the car using the shoes but he got a call.
???3:"Hello?"
Stickman:"Toby, pick up the car and whatever you do DON'T THROW THE CAR"
Toby picked up the car and lifted it over his head
Toby's mind:Don't throw the car just like Stick-bestie told us to
Toby's body:Throw the car you know you want to
Toby:"MY MINDS TELLING ME NO BUT MY BODY MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSS!!"
Frass:"Who the hell was that?"
Stickman:"Sounded like toby...OH NO"
Toby got confused on what to do and perfectly threw the car on top of the other car but the enemy car was still able to drive
Frass:"DAMMIT TOBY!!"
Stickman:"Hey chill out man he threw us on top of the car"
Frass:"Oh good job than"
Bandit:"Looks like we have company"
Bandit 2:"I'll take care of them"
Stickman and the bandit than got on top of the two cars and started a fight.The bandit was armed with a knife,baseball bat and a pistol.The bandit charged forward with the bat while Stickman was still unarmed but luckily Stickman dodged the first 3 swings until the bandit started to speed up the swings and managed to land 6 hits on Stickman with the last one dealing a critical hit on the head knocking Stickman to the ground,Stickman then grabbed both of the bandits legs and yanked the puting the bandit to the same level as Stickman.Stickman than quickly got up and kicked the bandit in the groin the bandit was still reacting to the fall he had taken and couldn't block the kick so the hit landed and a tear from the bandits eye fell.The bandit pulled out his gun than fired at Stickman's head at point blank range but Stickman was fast enough to dodge it but gave the bandit time to get up and regain some of his stamina.The bandit still having his full arsenal took out his bat once again and planned to swing really fast at Stickman but this time Stickman was serious and went into a fighting pose, before the bandit was able to take his first swing Stickman somehow managed to run behind him without him even noticing,Stickman than kicked the bandits torso nearly knocking the bandit off of the cars causing the bandit to hang of the edge of the top car dropping his gun and bat and still having his knife.Stickman slowly walked over the bandit than crouched down.
Stickman:"End of the line for you buddy any last words?"
The bandit grabbed the knife out of his pocket.
Bandit 2:"Yeah it was knife seeing you!"
Stickman than spotted the knife in the bandits hand.Than kicked the bandits face causing him to lose his grip and fall off the cars falling to his doom.
Stickman:"I will never die to such a bad pun!"
In the car bellow there seemed to be a interrogation going on.
Frass:"Tell us were the fucking bag is!"
Bandit:"Never!"
Frass:"DJ tase em!"
DJ pulled out a high tech taser and tased him again
Bandit:"I will never tell you!"
DJ took out his taser but this time Frass slowly and gently pushed the taser back into his pocket.
Frass:"It seems like tasers aren't enough to get to you so how about I beat you up instead"
The bandit stayed silent which angered Frass a lot so Frass sent a barrage of a total of 25 punches in under 5 seconds towards the bandits face with every single hit hurting a little bit more than before it.The bandits face was bleeding,bruised up,swollen up and tearing up
Frass:"Didn't that hurt a lot bitch? so if you don't tell us we're the bag is i will do this over and over again but each time having 25 more hits and the fun part about this is I can repeatedly do this because i'm not even putting 10% of my power into my punches so if i moved it up to 5% you done for!"
Bandit:"OK OK I'LL TELL YOU I-I-I-I-I-ITs underneath the car!"
Frass:"Ok thank"
Frass touched the Bandit on the cheek before breaking the bandits neck using one hand.Frass and Stickman checked underneath the the vehicle and found the bag,Frass grabbed the bag and handed it to stickman
Stickman:"Yay I have my weapon bag back"
Frass:"Don't lose your bag again!"
Stickman:"Yes sir"
Suddenly a folded piece of paper hitted the back of Stickman's head,Stickman unfolded it and read the paper 'Let's head back to the base I might have to modify your bag again so I it could make it impossible for you to lose it again also Toby didn't read the rest of the message the original plan was for Toby to run up to the other car and stop it but you made him pick up our car and basically yeet it not only does that mean he broke our car it also means we have to walk back so good job you dunce >:( P.S DJ'.And so they walked back to their base and oh what to come up next.