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Chapter 7 - Saddest fireballs

News reporter:"Hello my name is Stanck Stickerson and welcome to channel 1234 news *Dramatic news intro* today I will be talking about a complete slaughter that went down at the local rocks and minerals museum at 11:29PM today,a number of 236 adults and 56 children were killed by a mysterious being and one of the most expensive minerals have been stolen the name of this mineral is called Realrokity.Well that's all for today goodbye and may everyone who died rest in peace I hope to see you soon"

Frass:"236 adults?!?"

Stickman:"56 children?!?"

Toby:"1 hammer?!?"

Stickman:"..."

Frass:"..."

Toby:"Sorry guys im kind of depressed that my hammer died"

Stickman:"Bruh"

Frass:"Hammers are objects you know that right?"

Toby:"...Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Frass:"That was a hella long yeah so you didn't know"

Toby:"Yeah"

Frass:"Anyways DJ what are you doing right now?"

DJ pointed to a small blue glowing ball he was holding than shoved it into his mouth.

Frass:"What the hell did you just eat?"

DJ:"Voice ball"

Stickman and Frass:"YOUR TALKING?!?"

DJ:"Yes"

Stickman:"How is your voice deeper than mine?"

Frass:"The fuck is a voice ball?"

DJ:"Ryder you expect me to explain that? and Frass the voice ball is something I created that gives people the ability to speak"

Frass:"Thats fucking cool"

Stickman:"Hey why'd you call me Ryder?"

DJ:"I'm not saying stickman since its the longer word"

Stickman:"Okay"

Toby:"I wish you could make me a hammer DJ"

DJ:"Whom said I couldn't?"

Toby:"Wait..."

DJ:"What?"

Toby:"You can talk?"

DJ:"We just had a whole conversation about me gaining the ability to talk"

Toby:"OOOOOOOO"

Frass:"Yeah,his ability to talk gave me the ability to give a fuck"

Toby:"Wow DJ your cool"

DJ:"Yeah I know"

Stickman:"Can we talk about that dude with the swords"

Toby:"Oh you mean Slicer"

Stickman:"Who,what?"

Toby:"Slicer,that guy with all the swords and stuff he told me his name when I had him in the full nelson"

Stickman:"Wow I guess he really did think he would kill us,he told someone like you his name and expected to kill you so no one could tell the story...what a over confident little asshole he is"

Frass:"SHIT I think I burnt my arm while fighting against him"

DJ:"That was pretty obvious man,you were punching at some high speeds to be able to light you hands on fire and to create a gust of fire but still somehow not managing to make fire balls"

Frass:"My dude If you looked behind Slicer you could see the walls had a couple of burning holes on the wall,every time I striked a new one appeared"

DJ:"But I looked everywhere during that fight and didn't see a sign of a fireball"

Frass:"Well it depends if your eyes were fast enough too see it,I was like 5 feet away from the wall so I couldn't have punched it so I could of produced fireballs faster than the eye could see"

DJ:"That's kind of far fetched bu-"

Frass:"Bet Imma prove it"

DJ:"Where and on what?"

Frass:"Outside and on something"

DJ:"It's settled then lets go guys"

Stickman:"Why do I have to go?"

DJ:"So Frass doesn't kick my balls and run again like he did in the last 5 bets"

Frass:"Wait this is a bet?"

DJ:"Didn't you say bet?"

Frass:"Yeah but no like for real"

DJ:"Frass a bet is a bet"

Frass:"UGH FINE! what are you betting anyway?"

DJ:"I'll bet you a weapon if you prove it"

Frass:"Ok Ok I'll bet uhm the broom"

DJ:"Ok..."

They all went outback near the garbage bins.

DJ:"Okay were here all you have to do is create those fireballs and prove to me that you could create fireballs"

Frass:"Uh ok I will"

Stickman:"Wait aren't those school property?"

DJ:"Yeah but I see no security cameras so we can do it and hope to get away with it"

Frass:"Errr shut the fuck up and let me win the bet"

DJ:"What ever just do it"

Frass started to vibrate his hand really fast and once again managed once again to light his hands on fire.he then started to punch at the garbage bins *BOOM* they all heard and saw explosion near the garbage bins but didn't see what caused it.

Frass:"HAHAHAHAAAA I WIN!!!"

DJ:"LET ME JUST SEE ABOUT THAT!"

DJ took out a camera and threw it on the floor after 4 seconds of it laying on the floor it transformed into a turret.

Frass:"Damn thats nice"

DJ:"Yeah I know anyways lets get this party started TURRET GO INTO CAMERA MODE"

Turret:"Why?"

DJ:"You dare question your master?"

Turret:"Master? you made me yeah but come on im old enough to be my own person"

DJ:"Your like 5"

Turret:"Yeah..."

Frass:"Fucking do it or else i'll uppercut the upper half of your body to the moon"

Turret:"Uh Uh yes sir BEEEZ camera mode activated"

DJ:"Okay do it now"

Frass vibrating his hand once again he lit his hand on fire and started to punch at the trash *BOW* the second garbage bin beside the first one exploded and caught on fire.

DJ:"Got it!"

Stickman:"I thought you had to turn it to recording mode or some shit"

DJ:"Well actually no its like a camera that's already on"

Stickman:"Oh ok"

DJ:"Let's check the 'fireballs' guys"

Stickman and Frass:"Mmmk"

DJ:"TURRET GO INTO TV MODE"

Turret:"BEEZ tv mode activated" a high tech tv came out of the turret.

DJ:"Alright turret show me the video you just took"

Turret"BEEPBOOPBEEEP"the video of the fireball appeared on the tv

DJ:"Slow it down 80%"

Nothing appeared.

DJ:"Ha told you that you could not form a fireba-"

Frass:"Slow down 100%"

A fireball flew across the screen.

DJ:"..."

Frass:"YEAH TAKE THAT BITCH!!!"

Toby:"Foxman can make fireballs"

Frass:"Stop calling me foxman"

Toby:"Why?"

Frass:"Because a long time ago-"

Sye:"MY FIRE DETECTORS WENT OFF WHO THE HELLS BURNING STUFF BACK HERE?!?"

???:"YEAH AND I SMELLED SMOKE SO EVEN IF SOMEONE ISN'T BURNING SOMETHING THERE SMOKING AND SMOKING IS BAD BECAUSE THE TV SAID SO"

Frass,Stickman and DJ:"..."

Toby:"Hi"

Sye:"Eh its you guys"

???:"Why are you burning garbage bins and why is there a turret casually sitting there?!?"

DJ:"I can explain"

Sye:"How are you talking?!?"

DJ:"I also can explain that"

???:"Explain it than"

DJ:"Well you see we went to the robbery yesterday"

???:"What robbery"

DJ:"You know,the one that lowered the population of the city"

???:"Oh OH...that was a massacre"

DJ:"Anyways,we went to the robbery and fought the bad guy,during the fight Stickman and I barely did anything while Toby and frass were doing the hard stuff.Frass did something that I never thought any normal person could ever do,he managed to punch a very high speeds"

Frass:"Err this is taking to long and I'm no normal person I was about to explain what I was but jackass one and two came around the corner"

??? and Sye:"HEY!"

Frass:"Shut the fuck up,anyways to speed up DJ's long ass story we thought I couldn't make fireballs I proved him wrong and we had a happy ending with me being right"

???:"Bro I wish we could help with the whole robbery thing but I think we are useless in that situation"

Sye:"Your useless I can actually do something"

???:"I can do anything you could do but better"

Sye:"Can you do this and better?"

Sye turnt his hand into a fire hose and shot directly at the fire to extinguish it.

???:"No"

Sye:"Could you do better?"

???:"...No"

Sye:"Alright then,say that again once you cold do something better than me"

???:"Okay"

Stickman:"You guys were talking about how you could help so could you tell me"

Sye:"Sure did anyone touch this dude?"

Frass:"Yeah me and Toby did why?"

Sye:"I could use the scent of the person and track him down using some top tier stuff...but if you washed your body or something I can't do it"

Frass:"Oh I wash myself everyday"

Toby:"And I don't"

Stickman,Frass,DJ,Sye and ???:"Ew"

Toby:"I wash every sunday"

Frass:"Eh ok"

Sye:"Ok I guess i'll be using Toby...yay"

Toby:"YAY!"

Sye:"Yaaaaaaay"

Frass:"Get on with it!"

Sye:"Ok,Toby stand still"

Toby:"Ok"

A scanning beam shot out of Sye's Eye's and scanned Toby.

Sye:"I know where he's hiding now"

Stickman:"Where?"

Sye:"I have no idea but I could take you there using my built in cps"

Stickman:"Ok lets go"

Sye:"Woah woah woah you guys might need some help so I'm thinking I should bring my team to help you guys"

???:"Yeah I can help"

Sye:"As you know already the guy who beside me is Loma of course"

Loma:"Yep"

Stickman:"Who doesn't know Loma by now? but I never got to meet the rest of your team"

Frass:"Yeah they seemed to be absent from everything we do together"

Sye:"Yeah the rest of the guys are usually off doing stuff like missions and stuff,they really really really want to meet you guys but everytime we hang out like I told you they have to work"

Frass:"Alright"

Loma:"We found the perfect time to meet up"

Stickman:"Where are they?"

Sye:"They're in the dorm"

Stickman:"Ok let's go to the dorm!"

To be continued.