Now that I'm back, it's time to stir up shit for real!
I am a man on a mission. My target is one called the Water Princess. The sinner has preferred redecorating to actually taking care of important stuff, or that's her excuse anyway. It seems like she is actively avoiding me.
To be fair I'm only pissed because of the fact that all of them decided to ignore me for ridiculous reasons. There is only so much dissing a man should tolerate! Of course, I don't intend to cause her any harm. I'm just a simple man wanting simple revenge really. No murder, no arson, really nothing big.
[Water Princess are you available now? It's fine if you aren't really. Worst case I will simply have to help you out. I have here enough manure to help you redecorate your house for a LONG while! What do you think of this wonderful idea of mine?]
Behind me, I can hear the gallery.
"Y-you, you're joking, right?!"
"H-how abominable!"
