Zombie

Have you ever heard of The Unnamed God Sect? 

It appeared suddenly. 
It grew exponentially by the second.
It accomplished miracles on a daily basis. 
It caused mayhem across the many worlds. 
It even ended up causing the destruction of many. 

Just when the people thought they were done, they turned their sight towards the gods. 
And that is how the age of the gods ended. 

How did this all happen? 

Well, all because of one peculiar mortal. 
One that ended up getting summoned by mistake.
One that didn't even know of his own power. 
One that would create The Unnamed God on a whim. 
And thus cause a chain reaction that would doom the world.

This is his story. In all its glory....and embarrassing moments.

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Schedule: 2 chapters a day. 3 If it becomes popular xD
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Volume 1 here, Volume 2+ = New Novel Page (Classless Ascension)

TUG Sequel Coming Soon!!!! 

****(POV: some random bystander, if POV confuses you check auxiliary)

This sect leader is a complete monster!

I had heard the stories, but this is even worse than anything I could ever imagine.

How the hell is he killing mythical creatures and gods alike as easily as slaughtering chickens?!

How the hell is he causing so much destruction everywhere he goes?!

Why is his legion growing bigger and bigger?!

If this keeps up these guys will cause the destruction of this world.

No! These guys will cause the destructions of all the worlds!

What kind of ancient unspeakable evil are they?!

If you ask any of the followers they will tell you they simply followed their fearless leader.

If you ask their leader he will look at you with a perplexed expression and act innocent.

Something made me finally realize the core issue.

All these unspeakable acts he's been committing.....well it was all by mistake.

He didn't mean to slaughter gods and demons alike.

He didn't mean to create an invincible army either.

He didn't mean to leave countless legends in his wake.

Simply put, by existing, this man is the ultimate evil.

This man is incredibly overpowered and incredibly clueless.

I simply needed to communicate with him to save this world!

Turns out every situation he is involved in turns into a misunderstanding too!

The junk food of web novels. ^_^
Messy universe ! Horrible writing ! The main character doesn't even have a name ?! What kind of retard wrote this trash ! -_-
*Turns Around * Oh wait that'd be me ! 0_0

Ok. I've read till the last chapters, here we go. 
First of all, WARNING TO NEW READERS:

You'll have a lot of things to ignore on the first chapters. The emotes rarify themselves a lot on the latest chapters so that's one good thing, and he stops pressing enter at the end of every sentence too. So HAVE HOPE!
That's the only critical flaws I found writing-wise. 

Story development-wise, I won't say it's the best I've ever seen, and I mean the man calls himself the trolling master so I mean yea... The POV are sometimes all over the place, and there's little things you could nitpick, but overall, I'll say it and I have pretty high standards, the story was enjoyable.
Came here after reading Yggdrasil's pupil, so I knew it was gonna get 
better. I was right! It does get better. The carefree style of the author stays, but at least you understand what's happening, and how hilarious it is ;)

The world-building makes out a pretty dark world, outlining the naïve character of the MC.
Naïve, but not stupid, though! Sometimes, I was shocked by how creative the MC's plan were. He just bad at talking to people, leading to lots of misunderstandings.
In short, read it ;)

This novel is my favorite by far and never fails to put a smile on my face with how silly it can be. However, when push comes to shove it can really hit you with the feels. The author lulled me into a false sense of security with the lighthearted comedy but as things develop I become increasingly worried that things will end in tragedy. But without stakes and a realistic possibility of loss how can you truley have a tense situation.

Since last novel got bummed imma copy my last one here.
Note: THE AUTHOR WILL TRY TO LOWER UR EXPECTATIONS OF THE STORY BUT IT IS A FUCKIN.G GEM. 
Writing quality- I didn't see any problems with it, it seemed to flow when i was reading. 
Stability of updates- It's every day so it's great but it could become better if he released like 3 a day(jk) the story is so good u want more updates. 
Story Development-Fuckin.g 10/10 it isnt slow paced but its at a rate where that it feels like the events are flowing like flipping to the next page. 
Character design- All the characters in the book are actual ppl with personalities and reasons to do things not like he's evil so kill him but it explains why he/she is evil or commits acts that warrant the label evil put on it. 
World background- Simple words for u, there is no info dump but small bits that u can start putting together in ur head while reading. 
I HIGHLY recommend it. It's also from the first POV and sometimes changes POV so we can know what the other characters are doing.

God tier shitposting. Truly the junk food of novels. Expect to lose most of your braincells. Just turn of your serious reading mode, it's time to peek inside Lord Zombie's mind. Remember! This story is merely a speck of dust compared to the wondrous existence that is Lord Zombie's impeccable mind! If you tried to guess what he's thinking, you'd lose your ALL your braincells in a flash!

The MC doesn't have a name, expect to see a thousand F-words scattered across the text, MC spams the attack button in battles, 9:1 ratio of shitposting to plot. Truly a spectacular way to burn your braincells. 

This review was made by Lord Zombie's Minion #1. The Unnamed God Sect shall thrive and soar to the heavens!

Aight, I've read till the latest chap so here we go

1:Tips for new readers, turn off your common sense and serious mode, this is one wild and crazy ride, do not expect common sense as the Mc and his abilities are beyond that.

2:This work is and I quote, 'a shitpost' and 'the junk food of webnovel'. But it's the good kinda shit and delicious type of junk food. It's meant as one of those works you go to when you had a bad day and badly need a laugh, just like a meme.

3:The English and grammar is good, no problem whatsoever reading it, the pov change is stated as well so you won't break your head analyzing who's who.

4:The Mc does a lot of misunderstanding, and by that a lot, I mean A LOT, that's one of the good parts of this work though, so try not to think to much about it. Like I said, turn off those common sense.

5:The Mc doesn't act the stereotypical Mc type.....so don't expect him killing left and right just cause someone look down on him...no, I'm pretty sure they'll die or get beaten up due to his work, one way or another.

6:The update is stable, it's daily if I'm not mistaken.

7: Also, one of the chaps made me cry....granted, I cry quite easily but still...just shows you that deep down this crazy Mc, is a normal human being...not so normal but this kinda speaks volumes, It kinda feels like deep down a brainless zombie...is a beating heart♥...also pun intended and yeah sounds kinda cringy.

Anyways, good work author! Keep up the good work. I'm a fan now....also, lemme be shameless for a bit and promote my work here😂all over the place,you don't mind do you author-sama?

I am now beyond chapter 350 and it is high time to give this story a review.

Fair warning - this review is LONG!

Let's start with the obvious. The author writes in his own unique style. The writing directly depicts the thoughts of the mc. These often drift from one topic to another and depict the mc's quirkiness in all its glory. I enjoy how the mood of the mc is depicted in the sentence structure itself. For example when he is dejected and down, sentences get very rigid and short while when he is curious and feels welcome it becomes a lot more descriptive. Regarding typos and grammar, the novel has some mistakes every now and then but not to the extent of being bothersome.

The beginning of TUG is a rough one. The story got me confused at first and seemed very aimless which in turn didn't keep me very invested into it. Only when the mc declares the existence of the unnamed god, does the story start to pick up. It takes until approximately chapter 100 until the style of writing gets more solid in both expression and humor. The funny thing is that after getting beyond the rough start I became more and more addicted to the strangeness and found myself binging the entire thing in very little time. 

Reasons for why I binged so much are that the story develops a particular flow. With events happening from the mc's perspective, which only get you guessing at what catastrophic events he will set in motion and trying to read between the lines for what is truly happening beyond the comprehension of the mc. Then the same events and/or their aftermath are told from a different point of view. This change shows the ridiculous nature of what actually happened.
The novel lives from the imperceptive nature and lack of common sense from the mc which leads to innumerable misunderstandings. These point of view (POV) chapters are the cherry on top of the cake of absurd misunderstandings. 

As the story continues characters also become a lot more relatable to the extent of truly moving me emotionally. The overly optimistic and naive outlook of the mc is not only basis for misunderstandings but also motivating and heartwarming. He is a guy who wants to peacefully live and enjoy his life which he struggles to maintain.
(In the beginning there isn't that much depth to the characters as later on, making especially Luna a character that is hard to understand and like in my opinion).

Now for the overarching story and worldbuilding. The overarching story is there although it develops very slowly. The focus is more on the here and now while the gears turn in the background. One gets the feeling that - as is with the smaller story arcs - even the bigger story is slowly building tension and will very likely completely blow in the distant future. 
The world itself is solidly built. It has a fixed framework and everything moves within while slowly exploring said framework (except the mc who is very oblivious to it and tramples all over established standards).

Yes this review is way too long. But I think reading more than 350 chapters warrants a proper evaluation so here you go.

Lastly thanks Zombie for writing and investing so much in bringing TUG into existence every single day.

For such a joking novel, there sure are a lot of powerful moments… It’s odd, I’ve laughed at this many, many times, yet at the same time, it’s still so POWERFUL. This novel makes me actually FEEL for the characters, and that is the sign of an incredible book. When you laugh at character’s antics and cry at their deaths. I can truly believe these are real people, they have so much personality. We don’t even know the majority of their names, and yet we can connect with them and understand them. Thank you for writing this, it is incredible, and I’m glad that I found it.

I was searching the app on a wild whim and found this absolute gem, I have never been so addicted to anything in my life. I binged almost all the current chapters in two days and still want more.

The characters are written well enough and enough fitting humor is added to keep me entertained no matter how long I read it.

Booring Booring booooooooring boooring boooring boooring booooooring booooooring booooooring the suffix in the words of the word and the words of 22222222nd century words of the word and the word and the word and  sorry boring story am out

i kept reading and expecting to understand it but still failed.                               
too bad a writing if the readers don't get it.

ummm... good review good review good review good review good review... ah yes and the song 
Gunter, why did you gunt my fries?
I gunted them, and they were mine.What kind of gunt gunts his Gunter's fries,
And doesn't even gunt him in the eyes?
Gunter, there were tears there.
If you gunted them, would you even care?Gunter, do you even love me?

I am just Shitposting but Cthulu allspark was here



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Why did they stop updating at 561 chapters?       (It says last updated 2 minths ago)                             Is there a raw I can read?                 If so, what is the name and where can I read it? 

I agree with what the other reviewers wrote. It definitely isn't the best novel out there. And understand why there maybe exist people that wouldn't like it. But for me, it is the only novel in a long time that I feel I have actually enjoyed reading. 

I Have read up to chapter 345 as of this review. And except for a couple of chapters between chapter 168 and 174(don't know exactly the reason just had to take a lite break from the story before returning to it), I would say that every chapter has brought me joy when reading.

In the beginning, the misunderstanding felt a little(very little) forced. But now a couple of dozen chapters in, the misunderstanding feels to happen naturally to me. And that is a massive improvement. It would be boring to read a story where the author had to constantly take away the Protagonist's brain cells, to create a misunderstanding.

Worldbuilding may not seem so great in the beginning, but as the story has moved along more and more details of an amazingly large world are revealed.

Writing Quality I would say is good, there might be a few grammatical errors now and then, but I can easily overlook them.

Story development is good, the plot moves along nicely, and at a steady pace. Some chapters now and then might be just fillers without plot, and just containing something ridiculous. But the author makes up for that with  3 chapters every day, many of them filled with plot development.

Character design is where this web novel shines I believe.  As the author himself said, this Is a book about a character going through constant misunderstandings. And to make those misunderstandings happen without totally cutting away half of the Main and other characters' brain cells. Is amazing to me.

The only problem that I stumbled upon when reading the chapters was the author's unique writing style, but when I got used to it, it was that writing style that made me enjoy this book so much.

If you are hesitating whether to read this web novel or not, at least read the prologue and you will get an idea about the story, characters, and the author's writing style.

an awesome novel, I have read till 111th chapter , and I must say , it doesn't get boring at all. now, let me get in detail about the story.
plot: it is about a guy with bad memory involuntarily dragged by a self proclaimed goddess.
writing quality(4.9/5): author has a unique way of writing a novel(which oddly resembles my essays). don't recommend it to newbie readers(especiallythe ones who can't put two and two together).
story development(5/5): The story itself is more about humor, but has steady progression.
character development: the secondary forte of this novel beside humor, all characters have their background story explained , and are equally good(though half of them don't have names🤣😅).
update stability: don't know what to say about this one.
MC: The mc himself is a relatable character(who oddly resembles me). he us sometimes stupid and dumb, but that doesn't downgrade the novel at all.

Questions: how does divine energy actually work? if mc got divine energy from the moon goddess then what did the cultivator dude get? how does the usage of divine energy compare to the 'gods'?

Okay, so I tried to read it and couldn't.

I just couldn't!

I couldn't read it with the messy monologue that doesn't seem to make sense. I'm not complaining about it. The author's already said that's his style, and his jokes might be good, but for me this is just not a proper story.

However if you're reading this review then you must first try this novel to check whether it suits you. This novel style wasn't for me, but it might be for you!

Stable upload and a good chunk free to read.
Very nonsensical, if your looking for smthg like this that makes sense I recommend 'I'm actually a cultivation bigshot'
This ain't it chief

Shi.tposting is an art! and this is the prime example of it! I'm hooked, I'm hooked, I'm hooked! I don't want this novel ever to end! And I hope it wont!

The Unnamed God. I'm really Not a God You Guys !

Table of contents

Volume 1

Chapter 1 - Short Intro (Check auxiliary for longer old versions)