How does one spend in a town?
Well, there is only one way I know how.
Find the local tavern!
I search far and wide for about 2 minutes before finding one.
It has a perfect emplacement right near the city gates.
I wonder if they ever have drunkards pick a fight with the guards.
I could actually picture it happening, with the other guards betting on the winner.
Just as I'm heading inside…
*CRASH*
A man comes flying!
I am in the perfect position to catch him too!
*Sidestep*
He is coughing while getting up.
"You there! Why did you move away?!"
[You there! Why did you come flying?]
"Because I was thrown!"
[Why were you even thrown?]
"Because I angered someone."
Yeah, screw that.
I head inside.
"Hey, don't you want to know the rest of the story?!"
[Nope.]
I can hear laughs from inside.