There seems to be something wrong with the guard's mental state. Who can blame him?
Not me. While I do have divine energy to protect my body he has none of that. Of course, it would be a traumatizing experience. He got really close to the king slime.
Also, he probably thought he had lost me. But here I am! Standing proud, tall, and naked!
This must be a rollercoaster of emotions for him.
[Hey man are you alright?]
"Stay away!"
Right, I forgot to say no homo. What a conscientious guy.
I don't really care about that really. If you ask me two grown men hugging each other naked doesn't make them gay at all. Everyone needs affection. Actually, even if they were it wouldn't matter either.
I remember that one guy on social media that was getting lots of hate for saying that doing it with a man doesn't instantly make you gay. Something about there being many potential reasons. Sometimes people want to try it and it's fine.
