"HERE I AM! This unicorn is going to end all of you bitches!"
Wow! Just wow! That shit is good! A few seconds in and I'm already hearing a unicorn's war cry. I look at my companions, they too are reacting weirdly. Guess we are all going to share the same hallucinations? This is amazing!
This would have been so damn popular back in the other world! Use this simple technique to trip balls with all your friends! Would have been an upgraded version of that Peace-Pipe thingy.
The more I wait the more this audio hallucination seems to be heading closer and closer. I wonder if our host is actually controlling that? Then again, the fact that it is a unicorn is probably something straight out of my memories.
Well at the same time this is obviously not real. I mean there is no way the one I know would be speaking in such a manner.