Yeah, no way in hell this guy is a bloodthirsty monster. He is innocently and radiantly smiling because of me praising his hospitality. Hell if that guy is a vampire, I'm a god! HAHAHA. As if!
Everyone seems to be having fun. Miming away with the highest drive I've ever seen. Legit this guy would definitely be a popular show executive from where I'm from. Either that or he could legit open a restaurant that would sell literal air. That would be the most profitable business model ever.
[Hey, do you know how to leave this place?]
I can see a shadow pass through his otherwise clear eyes.
"I know how, I simply can't myself. But don't worry, I will help you guys get out. This place is not one suited for the living."
[Aren't you here?]
"I'm a special case you see. I need to stay here for reasons beyond my control. Most of the time I am simply slumbering in any case it isn't that bad."