(Warning: mentions of drug use,swearing,and possibly murder)
"August,how long does it take for you to shop? We've been here for like,a fucking hour." I said while making motions with my hands. August was a very very indecisive person,so it took long for him to choose between anything. "Well,suck it up buttercup because we're going to be here a while." He relived I'm a harsh tone.
He was trying to decide to get a freddy Fazbear shirt or a Bonnie the Bunny shirt,I would obviously go for chica the chicken,but he has no taste. "Get freddy,purple doesn't look good on you my dude." He looked insulted. "I can pull if anything and everything. Didn't you see me that time I wore that purple tuxedo and looked like a complete BOSS?!" I laughed a bit.
"You looked like a grape." My phone buzzed,so of course I pulled it out. One message from vanny it read. I opened the messages app.
'I close in ten mins,so wanna get some boba or smoke some shit?'
Boba sounds nice, so I responded with that. 'I think boba would be lit 💅'
"August,I'm leaving to hang out with a new friend,I'm going in their car." He rolled his eyes. "Okay,but don't get kidnapped by an ugly straight cis man." I walked out of the store and back to the hot topic and saw vanny closing up for the night. She was holding a few bags in her hand.
Her eyes lit up when she saw me. "Hey girlllll! Look what I borrowed for you!" She handed me a bag. "Borrowed..? As in Sto-"she covered my mouth and did a shhh motion. "It's ok,the company has billions of dollars anyways,so why not indulge?" She released her hand from my mouth. I laughed a bit and thanked her for her illegal service.
"Anyways,lets get some boba,I know a cute place!!" We both ran out of the mall and right into vanny's car. It smelt like smoke,but also a very nice perfume,maybe she was trying to drown out the smell. "Hey,do you have any music?" I asked.
"Of course,what do I look like,a fucker who doesn't have taste?" She giggled.
She put a CD into the disc player and then began to drive. The song playing was from an artist I've never heard before,but it was very good. "This song slaps so fucking hard,who sings it?" I asked. She smiled and said "me,the biggest,baddest bitch around!" She did a rock and roll hand sign. "Wow! You're very good!" "Thanks sugar!"
~time skip brought to you by glitchtraps weird ass face~
When we finally get to the boba place,I can see the purple tinted lights from outside the store. It had boba cups with resin inside hanging as decoration from the ceiling,accompanied by some stars and glitter. There was faint music playing in the background. I saw people of all shapes and sizes,some were even looking at me and vanny. "Let's see what's on the menu..." she tapped her finger to her chin then, her eyes lit up. "Ah! I'll get the my melody drink that comes with a fan! What are you gonna get,y/n?" She looked very happy,but I was still deciding.
"I'll just get a classic milk tea with tapioca pearls. It's my favorite." I replied. She looked at me quizzically. "Really? Huh. And I thought you weren't a basic bitch." She laughed. "It just tastes really really good!" I said as I elbowed her gently. We walked up to the cash register. "Welcome to pearl magic boba shop! How may I help you today?" Asked a girl with pink hair tied into space buns.
We ordered our drinks and sat at the closest table. "I swear,companies make things overpriced as fuck for no reason. It was 19 dollars for two drinks!!" She said,enraged. "They better be good as fuck or else I'll be really pissed too." I added. I took out my phone and began to play subway surfers,vanny's eyes light up. "I love that game! What's your high score?!?" She beamed. "282589" I said with a smirk. "That's lame,I have a wayyy higher score than you."
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Our drinks arrive and they look delicious! I eagerly take a sip and melt from how delicious it is. "It's so sweet!! The tapioca is chewy as fuck though." I laugh. Vanny takes a sip of hers. "HOLH SHIT MAN! This is TOO sweet!" She puts the drink down and I make a shhh motion.
Seems like she forgot we were in a store with about 20 other people. "Hey?want to sit outside and drink this? I'd rather watch the stars and maybe try to find shapes." She suggested. I smiled. "That sounds nice."
We walk outside and find a spot of grass. Vanny puts her Freddy fazbear jacket on the grass and I sit on it. Vanny lays on my lap and I blush a little. "Hey Vanny,have you ever wondered what really is up there in space?" She looked puzzled. "I mean,there could be so much up there that we don't know about,like aliens or an asteroid."
She takes a sip of my drink. "All the time. I even wonder if he knows sometimes." "Who's he?" She freezes. "What? I never said anything at all." I nod my head and thought that I must be hearing things.
We watch the stars and she slowly falls asleep on my lap.
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Looks like we're just full of bugs today aren't we? I'll have to see what I can do before this gets bad...