Magic Bro Gets Grounded

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

If it hadn't been a misdiagnosis for a terminal illness, she wouldn't have dared to mess with him even if she had ten thousand guts. "Mr. Huo, shall we play a game of heartbeats?" ... The next day, there were two more red booklets. "What... what are these?" "Permits for legally having a second child." And just like that, a single heartbeat game turned her into Mrs. Huo, and from then on, she had a god-like husband and was accompanied by a cute little bun...

Abducted and forced into the world of human trafficking, Lucky endures the worst of the worst as a high end plaything for the worst of the wealthy. One fateful night, she discovers something about herself that gives her hope, a chance to escape from the hell she lives in. With escape, Lucky has a life changing chance encounter, a kind of anonymous celebrity she never anticipated, and a growing feeling of purpose that she can’t quite explain. As her new life falls in to place, that purpose suddenly makes itself clear. Fate is leading her down a path, one that leads her to realize that escaping alone was not enough. She has been chosen, as the one to bring the light to those kept in the dark, and the one to bring the end the keepers. To truly be free, she will have to go back and finish what she started. Claws will scratch far past the surface, digging deep into an evil that must be eradicated. Content Warning: This book contains some dark themes relating to the crime of human trafficking, forced sexual encounters, physical and emotional abuse, and violence. It is intended for a mature audience. Highlights: The above being said, there will also be light, and it will shine brightly upon love, friendship, family, and justice. Beware of the plump labrador retriever who loves to steal hearts, he doesn’t always return what he fetches! ❤️

Lin Beifan traveled through the world composed of countless urban web articles and became a villain. He has a wishing system and can make a wish every day. With the ability of the system and his own rude operations, he broke all the protagonists, and the world line was chaotic. So, Tiandao repeated the plot and cursed Lin Beifan. For whatever wish he made, the enemy would get double! Lin Beifan chuckled: “That’s it?” “I make a wish to keep my body temperature at 36.8 degrees!” The first protagonist’s brain burned to 73.6 degrees, died! “I make a wish to sleep 12 hours a day!” The 2nd protagonist becomes a vegetative person, die! “I make a wish that I will be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!” The third protagonist was crushed into a piece of paper by a 240-pound fat girl, pawn! Just like that, the plot is messed up again! For Access To Upto 100 Chapters Before Anyone Else, Visit — Patreon.com/itsyourstorypage

Vector hates math! With all his heart! Due to severe dyscalculia, he can’t even handle the simplest calculations, like 1+9! “I HATE MATH!!!” he mutters, tormented, until this thought consumes him. Many years later, now old and sick, Vector finds himself on the brink of death. But with his final breath, something extraordinary happens: Vector wakes up, reincarnated in another world, one where dragons, fairies, and creatures of all kinds are part of his new reality. Here, in the continent "Harmony", magic is revered and is based on “Syntony” that each person can develop with one of the seven elements. Vector is initially excited about the possibility of learning and using magic! But when he least expects it, he’s hit with a shocking revelation that will change his life forever: “I… have a Syntony… with MATH?!” - - - - - - - - - - - - - What to expect: • Very intelligent MC, but with a somewhat grumpy attitude at first • Protagonist Growth • Fantasy, Adventure, and lots of Mysteries • Powers related to Math • UPDATES: Every Tuesday, Friday, and Sunday at 3:14 AEDT (UTC/GMT+11)

Say it with me: "We listen, and we don’t judge." Okay, so hear me out. I may have made a small mistake. But to be fair, how was I supposed to know that the cherry blossom tree I fell asleep under was home to the cutest squirrel ever to exist? Like, ever. A squirrel that just so happened to be the beloved pet of a powerful demon goddess from another world. I didn’t mean to grab it in my sleep and cuddle it to death. I swear! Its tail was just so fluffy! I think... I can’t be too sure since I was loopy on cough medicine. I had this really bad cold thanks to my idiot brother, who can’t seem to cover his fudging mouth. I’m getting off track, aren’t I? Sorry, sorry. Anyway, after the demon goddess sensed her pet’s life come to an untimely end, she teleported to its last location and found my sleeping self cuddling the dead thing. Remember, "We listen, and we don’t judge!" I can’t be the only sleep-cuddler here! So, in her rage and pain, the demoness kicked me into another tree—at least, I’m assuming that’s what happened, because when I woke up in agonizing pain, my head was stuck in said tree. As you can imagine, I died soon after. Bled out, the whole shebang. Long story short, the drop-dead gorgeous (hehe, see what I did there?) demoness—whom I may or may not have developed a major crush on—ended my life. Hey! Don’t judge. She gave me warm chestnuts. Golden chestnuts. That’s clearly love, right? Wait, where was I? Oh, right. My future wifey turned me into the cutest, most adorable squirrel ever! The upside—besides being able to nap on the demoness’s perfect chest? It’s the fact that, while I’m no longer a human girl, I could eventually evolve back into a human form. All I have to do is level up. If only people would stop trying to capture me and make me their pet! Back off! I know I'm cute, but I belong to my Wifey. You can't have this cute squirrel!"

James Hitchcock's betrayal by his wife and daughters started his hell. As time went by, he could never pick himself back up and died on the street in his old age. The goddess of time had watched the once kind-hearted man lose everything but still pushed forward even when his life never improved. In the realm of life and death, she asked James if he wished to have a do-over from when everything started falling apart. She is willing to give him three gifts of his choosing. To do as he pleases with. *Warning: This has mind control and mind manipulation* Mc will sleep with women who meet his standards while using it. But do not worry, he won't be stealing women.

"Hajimari, watch out!" was the last thing I heard before I lost consciousness. "Is this the end?" I sighed. "Then so be it. No, I mustn't give up." Humans, elves, beasts... waging wars. The strong oppressing the weak. So it is in a world where magic is essential. All beings are born with an affinity for magic. They may be born with one or more magical elements that will define their achievements. It's said in legends that with the creation of the world, all beings had magic—the source of all. If you reach the apex, you could do the impossible. A young mage named Hajimari, a paid mercenary working for a mercenary group, is sent on a mission with his crew to scout and retrieve a treasure from the ruins of another planet. But this led to the downfall of his crew. Barely alive, he clings to life, refusing to let death do its job. "No, I can't fall here, not like this. I am not done. How would they fare without me?" A light flashes, and he loses consciousness. He falls into a dream surrounded by darkness, with a small shining orb at its center. When he wakes, he will be shocked by the changes that have happened to him. Join Hajimari as he walks a path full of thorns and the blood of his enemies, reaching the apex of the world, bending karma, time, space, and soon the world at his will.

Ein was a hitman on hire. A killer, a shadow, a death with insomnia, if you may. He had witnessed countless pairs of eyes dim as the light of life faded, leaving nothing but vile hollowness. Needless to say, the sight of a soul popping out of the dead body was a first. And it wasn't just any soul. It was the dead heir of Byers Holdings, the same guy he killed with his own hands. Turns out the rich boy Adriel had a horribly irritating and loud soul, but worst of it all - impossible to get rid of. Who would have thought that killing on a blue moon night could lead to being haunted?

Alright, Bro, just hear me out. I’ve got something to tell you, and, uh... it’s a lot. You know how I’ve always been the odd one out in the Mustang family? The black sheep in a legendary line of knights and mages? Everyone in our family gets born with these crazy Rare, legendary, or even mythical pillars—proof of their greatness, right? But me? Nope. Voidborn. Nada. Zero. The one Mustang who can’t even light a candle with magic. But I didn’t give up! I mean, sure, people laughed at me. Sure, the family treated me like I was some kind of cosmic mistake. And yeah, maybe the bullies at school called me "magicless Louis." But I kept studying, searching for a way to fix myself. I didn’t care what it took—I was going to prove everyone wrong!. So, there I was, wandering around the Black Market—you know, the totally shady place Aunt Melissa would freak out about—and I found it: a ritual book. The solution. My chance to stop being Voidborn. I did the ritual in my dorm, thinking it would awaken my pillars. And guess what? It worked! ...Kind of. When I woke up, I felt it that power coursing through me like never before. But when I looked in the mirror, I realized something was... off. My hair was long, my voice was higher, and also became breathtakingly beautiful. that's right bro. I BECAME A WOMAN! So, now I’m stuck like this. But hey, at least I’ve got magic, right? Silver linings! I mean, sure, I might never be the ‘man’ my family wanted, but who cares? I’ve got pillars now, and I’m not letting anyone take that away from me. But Bro, I need your help. I don’t know what I should now. I don’t know how to handle all this power—or, y’know, this body. So, please, Bro, help me out. You’re the only one I can trust. ...And if you laugh, I swear I’ll hex your eyebrows off. Got it? ___________________________________ Hallo everyone!, I hope you will like this novel I came up with last night lol edit1: I said that from 2024 lol, now I fully planned the story!. but at the cost, my writing skills were getting rusty. The chapter 1 is old but great, very fitting so i decided to keep it, and the latest chapters are new. I apologize if my writing skills are bad. Right now i am trying to work hard and even become better at it, Anyway, I will be posting this in Webnovel and Royal Road. So yeah, that's it. I hope you all enjoy my story. now then, see ya!

To keep it simple, and short, our protagonist was someone who couldn't use any magic in a world where everyone could. Until, an apple fell onto his head, and he remembered that he was a scientist in his previous life. To dismantle, analyze and synthesize is what he was known for, and exactly what he was going to do in this wonderful fantasy world where the laws of physics didn't matter. Bless be to the man who figured out the laws of magic instead. After all, what use is a fireball, when you can analyze, and dismantle it before it's even being cast?

【Infant Stage, a cumulative total of 10,000 leg kicks】 【Attribute gained: Use It or Lose It】 【As long as you continuously exercise the same body part, that part can evolve infinitely, but it can't break the limits of carbon-based lifeforms】 【……】 【Student Phase, a cumulative total of 100 million characters read】 【Attribute gained: Heavenly Intellect】 【Photographic memory, learning ability reached the pinnacle of humanity】 【……】 【Adult Stage, a cumulative matching of carbon-based lifeforms' limits 100 times】 【Attribute gained: Multi-form】 【The body is no longer limited to the frailty of carbon-based lifeforms' flesh and blood, capable of evolving beyond life forms】 【……】 Having transmigrated, Lin Zichen was born with an achievement-based cheat. In this life, he only wanted to evolve quietly, continuously breaking through the limits of life forms, and savoring the pleasure that comes with the leveling-up process.

Evelyn was tired of fighting. She just wanted to give up and have some peace- wanted her life to go back to normal when she could go to school and have classes and come out with too much homework to finish. Her family was dead because of a fire that was intentionally set. She had to go through the painful process of coping with her family's loss and being adopted. Even then, her second family was kidnapped right in front of her. And when she went searching for her second pair of parents with her friends, she put them in grave danger. Not only were they tortured, they were forced into another world- Earth. Evelyn wanted to give up so badly, but if she did, all of her loved ones would be dead, and her friends would be dead too. So she had to stay strong and fight back even harder.

Euri was quite passionate about wanting to become a perfect corporate slave. But after being forced to explore the sentient game infesting his miniscreen, Euri realized that he had stumbled upon an opportunity anyone on the planet would kill for.  While the entire human civilization on Planet Nen struggled to deal with the superior lifeforms plaguing the extraterrestrial planes beyond their world, Euri could compete with them all for power by just playing this game! A side-gig that didn’t conflict with his dream of climbing the corporate ladder—how generous can fortune be to bequeath this opportunity to him? Transcending the spatial laws, transcending human notion of cultivation, transcending the rules of Cosmic Development Bureau, Euri began a series of crazy experiments that could perhaps destroy the millennia-spanning schemes of the most advanced civilizations controlling the macrocosm. When interrogated about this fiasco, Euri answered the way a perfect corporate slave should.  “Full credit for this goes to my boss, who provided me with the opportunity..."  

Em uma magia falha de ressurreição de uma garota chamada Yeinstar, o Grande Mago foi reencarnado no corpo de um garoto jovem e entrou no objetivo de ajudar a garota a passar dentro da escola mágica.

Alan, now reborn as Noah, has been given a second chance at life in a world brimming with magic and supernatural wonders. But as a helpless baby in this strange new realm, navigating his way through it isn’t as simple—or as fun—as it first seemed.

When ten-year-old Micheal ,discovers he has extraordinary magical abilities,his ordinary life on Earth is turned upside- down . Unknown to him , Micheal is the son of the powerful King and Queen of the dwarf planet Ceris.As he struggles to control his unpredictable magic,Micheal is drawn into a world of magical creatures,epic battles etc. With the help of his long lost friend (Kevin)the prince of Airis . Along with the help of Eryndor and Aria Thorne (his fosters that have magic).Micheal must master his powers to confront his destiny to save Earth and his people on Ceris.

Lin Yun, 36 years old, a widower, a mid-level manager in a private enterprise, is a single father, who has recently felt that he is encountering a mid-life crisis. Professionally, he faced adversity; domestically, he was in a cold war with his 14-year-old daughter; physically, he suffered from periarthritis and spoke daily of his agony. In the past few days, he had also uncovered a secret — his daughter was being a "Magic" girl. With the body of a young maiden, she battled extraordinary monsters and protected the city from attacks — this is the common perception of a "Magic" girl. But he was very aware that being a "Magic" girl came with life-threatening dangers. Should he stop her, or respect his daughter’s choice and find other ways to protect her? Gazing at the Heart Flower in his wardrobe, now covered in dust, Lin Yun, the former "Magic" girl who retired 19 years ago, was facing the third major decision of his life.

"We all need a Magic Laptop... but do we, really?" The Magic Laptop, a short story, follows the journey of Steven, a struggling yet talented author whose exceptional storytelling fails to attract an audience, save for one loyal reader with the ID "Writer_Block." On the brink of giving up his creative pursuit due to financial struggles, Steven announces his decision to abandon writing. However, an unexpected gift—a magical laptop—changes everything. As Steven discovers the laptop's power to transform his mundane stories into global sensations, he navigates the highs and lows of newfound fame. Along the way, he uncovers the mysteries behind the laptop, his lone reader, and the true value of creativity and authenticity.

Elliot Hargrove is perfectly average. He lives in a tiny apartment, crunches numbers at his day job, and spends his evenings debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza. But his ordinary life is turned upside down when a mysterious stranger arrives with jaw-dropping news: Elliot is the long-lost heir to a European kingdom he never knew existed. Suddenly, he's grappling with royal responsibilities, an endless parade of palace etiquette, and the mounting pressure to save a kingdom on the verge of collapse. Enter Sophia Ruiz: a fiercely independent barista who runs her own coffee shop and has a not-so-secret grudge against the wealthy. After years of watching her community struggle under corporate greed, she’s convinced that rich people are the worst. When Elliot stumbles into her café, awkwardly charming and clueless about the price of a latte, Sophia assumes he’s just another clueless city guy. What starts as a series of hilarious misunderstandings blossoms into an unexpected romance. But Elliot has a secret one that could shatter everything they’ve built together. As his double life becomes harder to hide, and the weight of his royal destiny grows heavier, Elliot must decide: will he risk it all for love, or lose Sophia forever? Full of laugh-out-loud moments, heartfelt revelations, and a romance that will sweep you off your feet, My Habibi Crown & Common Ground is a feel good romantic comedy about finding love in the most unexpected places and proving that the heart is mightier than the crown.

Seven days remained until the countdown to genetic mutation. Seven days later, all creatures on Earth would undergo mutations. Giant mutated creatures would swarm and attack humanity, putting their fate in jeopardy. The entire Earth would be ruled by these mutated beings! Yang Xiao accidentally walked into a genetic store where various gene potions were sold, capable of altering human body functions. From that moment on, he embarked on a crazy journey of genetic evolution. "Hunting Mutated Spiders, obtaining gene fragments," "Hunting Mutated Giant Lionfish, obtaining gene fragments," "Hunting the Queen Bee, obtaining gene fragments, and acquiring a Golden Bee Sword and a manual for the Golden Bee Sword Technique."

On a barren realm somewhere hidden lay a world brimming with magic power as something within its core is slowly gaining a semblace of sentience after years of taking shape. Follow it to a journey of self discovery and rise of power to protect what he had built. P. S First novel so expect some errors

Being a famous AV female director made my life busy. I was know as a sexy alluring person but also a cold witch.One day while on set an accident occurred and I awoke in the red light district however it wasn’t the modern times red light district this one was an old one.I traveled back in time with only a bag full of sex toys condoms and “tools” to help people with sexual issues. So my journey in this new world began what do I do. A story of how an av director became a “sexual” witch doctor who happens to run into the emperor who is in need of her “specialties”. What happens when her identity as a beautiful women who happens to be the only one who can turn on the emperor! What twisted love story will unfold in this hilarious love story. This is Mature content 18+ only some senes are graphic and not suitable for those under that age.

In the lawless streets of Dustvale, orphan Rod discovers elemental magic, rising from a street rat to gang kingpin—only to face dark sorcerers threatening the world’s destruction.

"Therefore said some of the Pharisees, This man is not of God, because he keepeth not the sabbath day. Others said, How can a man that is a sinner do such miracles? And there was a division among them." (John 9:16).

In "The Awakening," Finn finds himself mysteriously transported to the enchanting village of Eldoria, a place where magic is as natural as the air itself. Initially disoriented, Finn soon discovers a newfound sense of belonging. Greeted by a warm, kind woman and an exuberant young boy named Jace, who claims to be his brother, Finn is thrust into a world of magic and wonder. As he adjusts to his surroundings, he learns of his family's legacy and the expectations resting upon his shoulders. His journey of self-discovery begins with a call to the Magic Academy, where he will face thrilling challenges, uncover hidden powers, and embrace the adventure that awaits.