"Wait. Let me get this straight." We were sat in an empty classroom eating lunch. "You want to be my big sister. So, why?"
"Nom...because...amn...I like you and I've always wanted a little brother that I can...nom...spoil." Fu-nee said through her mouthfuls.
"Uhhhh..."
"Don't worry Ya-chan! If any bad guys come I'll protect you!"
No, I can handle stuff myself. And what makes you think bad guys are gonna come after me?
"Yes Fu-nee! I hope you can keep me safe!" I decided its probably best not to speak my mind.
"Yum! It's been ages since I've had any food! I'm definitely going to keep you safe!"
Again, I don't need a bodyguard.
"Nii-chan!"
Oh no. Why is she here!?
"Hey Nii-chan! Your big sister has come to say hello because she has the afternoon off!" My actual sister barged through the classroom door and instantly put me in a chokehold.
"How'd you even know I was here!?"
"I could smell ya!"
Excuse me, what?
"Wait wait wait wait wait. There's no way a thugly looking woman like you is Ya-kun's sister! I'm the only one he needs!" Fu-nee argued as my real sister was laying it thick.
"Kazu-nee, please get off me." I said, trying to pry my sister off of me. It looked like this would be a big fight over me so I wanted to leave as soon as possible. But of course there's always more trouble that comes along.
It was as that moment that a girl, who looked like she was in preschool jumped through the open door. The three of us stood in bewilderment.
"Onii-chaaaan!" The girl grabbed my waist, hugging it tightly.
Who was this girl? Where are her parents?
Then I noticed my two older sisters looked at me with stares of disgust as though I were a slug that needed to be pitied. The girl turned her gaze up, smiling brightly.
"Hello! Onii-chan!"