"Haaah~!"
"Fuck!"
That was hell...
I just laid there for a while
looking up on the black ceiling of the control-room... Trying to finally calm the fuck down and breathe.
Holy shit.
I felt so much fucking pain my body feels like it's floating.
Gloria...
What the fuck was this?
<< A... Yeah... Hold up... >>
Huh? You need to search?
<< Nah... It's just... I gotta deal with these error messages. They are all over the place. Gimme a second. Some of them kinda explain what you went through... >>
Okay then... But it's over, right?
<< Seems like it... >>
...
Welp...
My body feels weird...
There's something strange happening...
< You learned a Skill. Intimidation I >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Mana Control I >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Earth Affinity I >
< You learned a Skill. Gaze I >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Elemental Affinity I >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Elemental Affinity I >
< You learned a Skill. Mana Transfer I >
< You learned a Skill. Metal Infusion I >
< You learned a Skill. Substitution I >
< You learned a Skill. Slinger Technique I >
< You learned a Skill. Siege Technique I >
< You learned a Skill. Destruction Technique I >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Mental Effect Resistance I >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Mana Recovery I >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Superhuman Strength I >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Night Vision I >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Minor Mana Increase >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Minor Health Increase >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Minor Vitality Increase >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Minor Mana Increase >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Minor Stamina Increase >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Minor Agility Increase >
< You learned a Passive Skill. Dual-Core >
< Passive Skill: Regeneration, Leveled up to Regeneration III>
< Passive Skill: Regeneration, Leveled up to Regeneration II>
< Passive Skill: Regeneration, Leveled up to Regeneration III>
< Passive Skill: Regeneration, Leveled up to Regeneration IV>
< Passive Skill: Regeneration, Leveled up to Regeneration V>
< Passive Skill: Regeneration, Leveled up to Regeneration VI>
< Passive Skill: Regeneration, Leveled up to Regeneration IV>
Wow... This is... Confusing.
Why the fuck is it... Ah... Yeah.
System, please specify whose those skills are.
While we're at it... Stop saying every level up... this is annoying. Just state the final level of all Skills.
<< Oi! What the fuck are you doing! The system's frozen again! >>
What?! Do you like hearing and endless flow of updates?! This gave me a fricking headache!
<
Of course, I am. Oh, while this shit's thinking what to say. What the hell happened?
<< See... The system hadn't recognized you as part of this world yet... so... Some functionalities weren't working... When you killed that mercenary, the system retroactively gave you all the XP for the stuff you had been doing... >>
You mean the goblin?
<< No... The stuff you were doing with us... >>
Ah! That dungeon pleasure stuff? That's n-
< CORE: Passive Skill Regeneration Leveled up to Regeneration VII >
< Master: Passive Skill Regeneration Leveled up to Regeneration V >
OH, COME ON! JUST SHOW ME THE FRICKING STATUS ALREADY!
< Status >
< Core: Coexisting Organism for Regeneration and Evolution >
< >
< Lvl.: 29 >
< Rank: G >
< Attributes: >
< ◘ VITALITY(VIT): 79 >
< ◘ RESISTANCE(HAR): 20 >
< ◘ MANA(MAN): 845 >
< ◘ STAMINA(RES): 41 >
< ◘ INTELIGENCE(INT): 148 >
< >
< Passive Sills: >
< • Regeneration VII >
< • Increased Mana Recovery Rate III >
< • Mental Effect Resistance III >
< • Magic Resistance II >
< • Elemental Affinity I >
< • Earth Affinity I >
< • Mana Control I >
< • Minor Health Increase >
< • Minor Mana Increase >
< • Minor Vitality Increase >
< • Dual-Core >
< >
< Active Sills: >
< • Ethereal Dispersion/Gathering >
< • Gaze II >
< • Substitution I >
< • Metal Infusion I >
< • Wandering Gaze IV >
< >
< >
< Unique Skills: >
< • Materialization >
< >
< Curses and Blessings: >
< • Earth's God of Logistics Blessing >
< • Earth's God of Virginity Blessing >
< Dungeon Master Status >
< >
< Name: Gunther (NAMED MONSTER) >
< Title: Pleasure Machine >
< Race: Dungeon Core >
< Job (AUTO): Dungeon Master >
< Lvl.: 34 >
< Rank: 1 >
< State: Materialized >
< Attributes: >
< ◘ VITALITY(VIT): 125 >
< ◘ MANA(MAN): 745 >
< ◘ STRENGTH(STR): 53 >
< ◘ AGILITY (AGI): 72 >
< ◘ STAMINA(RES): 127 >
< ◘ INTELIGENCE(INT): 175 >
< >
< Passive Sills: >
< • Regeneration V >
< • Magic Resistance II >
< • Mental Effect Resistance II >
< • Mana Control I >
< • Minor Health Increase >
< • Minor Mana Increase >
< • Minor Vitality Increase >
< • Medium Stamina Increase >
< • Elemental Affinity I >
< • Earth Affinity I >
< • Mana Control I >
< • Superhuman Endurance >
< • Dark Vision III >
< >
< Active Sills: >
< • Dagger Technique I >
< • Slinger Technique II >
< • Destruction Technique III >
< • Siege Technique I >
< • Dagger Technique I >
< • Tongue Technique IV >
< • Finger Technique III >
< • Sexual Technique I >
< • Gaze III >
< • Intimidation II >
< >
< Unique Skills: >
< • Overdrive I >
< >
< Curses and Blessings: >
< • Earth's God of Logistics Blessing >
< • Earth's God of Virginity Blessing >
<< Holy fuck! >>
That's my line! Holy fuck... What was this level up?!
<< That mercenary you killed was very strong... And you had lots of pent-up XP from the Pleasure Dungeon trait... >>
At least this much is decent enough... bearing in mind all that fucking pain... Fuck that hurt.
Now... What's up with all those sex skills...?
<< ... Must be a side effect of the dungeon trait, I guess... >>
I hope nobody's able to read my status...
<< I... can imagine that being kind of an issue... >>
The reason we thought it was an issue was completely different though...
What do we do now...?
I stared at the image of Mihara running through the dungeon... Somehow, she seemed a bit happy... She'd just left the first room of the fork she took... It should take her quite some time to reach the dead end.
The two mercenaries just started moving deeper in the dungeon... But more importantly... It seems like the main forces have just gotten into the dungeon.
<< You got something in mind for them, right? >>
Yeah... Let's see how they deal with all this.
As Gahan and Garth quickly moved deeper into the dungeon, the area they just left quickly returned to its previous state.
The fallen stones quickly disappeared, and with them, the body of their dead comrade.
The only evidence of what happened to them was the widening of the cave...
However, nobody besides them two would be able to realize it...