Speaking of Miao Cuihua's grabbing the ruler, carrying Fang De and winking at Fang Shiyu and Fang Xiaoyu, she yelled: "You two are unfilial sons, you don't know how to do it in college, don't you even know Chunmian and smell chicken everywhere? Don't you know how to recite such ancient poems?"
Fang Xiaoyu ran out with Fang Shiyu flying around, clutching her chest like Fang De.
Before escaping, Fang Xiaoyu clearly saw that Fang De heard the ancient poems recited by Miao Cuihua, his face was distorted, and his heart was doubled. Seeing that, Fang Xiaoyu was really worried that Fang De would be pissed to death. past.
Especially at this time, the little fat man Fang Shiyu giggled and said: "Chun Mian is not aware of dawn, and I hear chickens crying everywhere..."
"Ah, Miao Cuihua, Fang Shiyu, Fang Xiaoyu, you three are going to piss me off!"
Fang De, who was possessed by a god of war, had seized the ruler and chased behind the three people of one, two and small, even the scholar's gentleman.
In the living room, the three people watching the fragrant food slobbered, but now Fang Xiaoyu and the three are standing there smelling the scent of rice and swallowing wildly, Fang De with a straight face glared at the three of them: " This time I will spare the three of you, and there will be no food for the next time!"
"Wow, you can eat!"
Fang Shiyu, who turned a somersault, leaped towards a bench. Fang Xiaoyu didn't realize what was going on, she saw Miao Cuihua hum, step forward, hook with one foot, and the bench was stable. Falling behind him, he sat down with his clothes and thighs on his legs, triumphantly.
But then Fang De frowned when he saw him, and he hummed.
The triumphant Miao Cuihua put her legs down swiftly, her legs close together, her head drooped, her face shy, a dignified lady making pie, eating rice with small mouthfuls, and serving Fang De from time to time.
As for Fang Xiaoyu and Fang Shiyu, they squatted to eat with their horses.
Fang Xiaoyu was surprised to see Fang Shiyu steadily striding forward, as if there was a stool under his butt.
It only took a while, and he felt that his legs were sore and trembling that he couldn't hold it, but the little fat man next to him was full of enjoyment and wanted to be buried in the rice bowl and gulped for eating.
With a bang, Fang De put down his job, glanced at the three of them, got up leisurely, and said with his hands behind his back: "I'm done, you continue."
The nympho-like Miao Cuihua said with affectionate eyes to Fang De: "Master, go slowly!"
Fang Xiaoyu shuddered when he saw it. There was nothing when he was watching the movie, but now in it, Fang Xiaoyu sympathizes with his nominally cheap father. I really don't know how his old man can stand it.
With a clatter, Fang Xiaoyu only felt a pain on her buttocks, and only heard that Miao Cuihua turned into a shrew, pinched her waist with one hand, and stepped on the bench with one foot and shouted at Fang Xiaoyu: "Smelly boy, you can't even stab the horse. Okay, what else do you expect to enter Shaolin!"
Fang Xiaoyu smiled bitterly. Although his small body said that he was reborn through the system, he did not grow up in a potion like Fang Shiyu. Fortunately, he is now only ten years old. Otherwise, if the system throws him into this place. In the world, I am afraid that nothing will happen to him in the future.
Although she was reprimanded, Fang Xiaoyu also knew that Miao Cuihua was eating silently for her own benefit.
It was pitch black outside, in a small room, Fang Xiaoyu was lying on the bed, listening to Shiyu's sleeping breathing above him, he couldn't help feeling a dream.
He was born as an orphan and grew up near the studio, so he has been exposed to most things in the film and television industry since he was a child. Prop master.
As a result, the crew had an accident, diving into the water failed to save the goddess, took his own life, but accidentally activated the mysterious film and television system.
Suddenly, Fang Xiaoyu remembered something, and called the film and television system in his heart, and soon a bright light emerged in his mind.
When he saw the light, Fang Xiaoyu knew that the light was the mysterious film and television system.
"System, let me ask you, can I return to my own world?"
"Die, the host can return after completing the task!"
Energetic, Fang Xiaoyu frowned slightly and said: "Then what task do I have to accomplish?"
"Dip, the host triggers a world mission, and the mission is now issued."
Task one, kill the nine admirals and save Fang De.
Task two, obtain the Nine Dragon Jade Seal.
Fang Xiaoyu thought about it. In the original play, Fang De, as a member of the Red Flower Society, was captured by the nine admirals because the roster was leaked. Later, Fang Shiyu killed the nine admirals and rescued Fang De. During this time, Fang Shiyu entered Zuilei Mansion and made a lot of jokes.
If there is no accident, the Jiumen Admiral is bound to die, but according to the original drama, the Jiumen Admiral died in the hands of Fang Shiyu, but the system requires Fang Xiaoyu to kill the Jiumen Admiral, which requires Fang Xiaoyu to personally take action against the Jiumen Admiral.
As for the second task, capturing the Nine Dragon Jade Seal, it is not much easier than killing Erdo.
Knowing that the Nine Dragons Jade Seal was the personal seal of Emperor Qianlong, it is hard to imagine the difficulty of obtaining the seal from his body.
All in all, the two tasks seem not difficult, and Fang Xiaoyu was not forced to death, but if you think about it carefully, if you want to complete these two tasks, there must be a premise that Fang Xiaoyu must be tall and deep. His martial arts attainments, otherwise, if he couldn't even defeat Fang Shiyu, then the two tasks might not be completed.
"Then what, if this task cannot be completed, it won't kill it!"
"Di, the system only has the function of assisting the host to shuttle through the movie world, publishing tasks and clearing rewards, and does not have the ability to obliterate the host!"
"Huh, I'm really scared to death, I thought I would be obliterated if I failed to complete the task! By the way, what will happen if I fail to complete the task?"
"Dip, the host cannot complete the task, and the system will fall into silence until the host is old enough to find the next host in this world!"
"What, if you fail to complete the task, you will die in this world. If that is the case, wouldn't it fail me to get such a magical system?"
Knowing that the system did not obliterate the host's ability, Fang Xiaoyu said as if he had been beaten in blood: "System, you are so powerful, can you let me travel to the north, fly to the sky and escape, and live forever?"
Fang Xiaoyu, with a look of anticipation, dreamed of a bright future.
"Di, the system has no such ability!"
Fang Xiaoyu's face collapsed immediately, and he said disdainfully: "What kind of broken system, this ability is not..."
However, before finishing speaking, the system continued to say: "The system only assists the host to travel through the movie world. Whether it can have the ability to destroy the world, and to be immortal, depends on the host's good fortune."
"Haha, it's really a good system. If you didn't say it earlier, it is rare to live forever if you get the system. Wouldn't it be a joke to say it. Well, I will go directly to the Pirates of the Caribbean world and grab the fountain of youth..."
"Dip, after testing, this is a magical world, and the probability of the system passing through such a world is 1%!"
The laughter stopped abruptly, and Fang Xiaoyu stayed for a while, but quickly said: "It's just a matter of low probability, and it's not impossible to enter, but I have fantasy fairy knights in the Great East, can't you still hope for longevity?"
"Dip, complete the guidance of the newcomer, the task is released, the system is asleep, and the task will be completed again..."
Fang Xiaoyu kept calling for the system in surprise, but this time the system really didn't respond at all. In the end, Fang Xiaoyu finally gave up and fell into a deep sleep.