Monday - 02/20/2023
Ruan and I were going to the house to see what she looks like
Me: Ruan, are you sure we should buy a mansion? Isn't it too exaggerated?
Ruan: Mano, How will so many people live in a normal house?
Me: But ... A mansion?
Ruan: Stop being gay. A mansion is right, po. Furthermore, we have enough money, and living in comfort is always good.
Me: Ok ...
We arrived at the mansion
Mansion owner: Cousin, how are you?
Ruan: Hey my cousin
They embrace
Me: I knew. Ruan always wanting to enrich his family.
Ruan: Fuck you, thank me. Get a giant discount for us. Even more, the staff will love to know that the house is a mansion.
Me: The staff or Duda?
Ruan: The Two
Ruan's cousin claps
Ruan's cousin: Very well, very well, very well. Come in to see the house, gentlemen!
Ruan and I entered
Me: Puts ... Q casa linda
Ruan: That's right
Cousin of Ruan: It has exactly 20 rooms (the 20 have suites), 2 bathrooms, a hot tub ...
Ruan: Imagine me taking Duda in that bathtub, hehe
Me: Imagine me too
Ruan: What?
Me: Nothing (laughs)
Cousin of Ruan: Continuing ... We have 2 Rooms, Clean Rooms, Library and 1 Kitchen. In the yard we have 1 barbecue and 1 pool.
Me: Pool? Manooooo, that too much
Ruan: The Father here
Me: If we go through trouble, it's your fault
Ruan: Good, everyone works. I mean ... Except you (laughs)
Me: Haha, how funny * Holy shit, he's right. I need to get a job soon *
Ruan's cousin: What did you think? Will they take?
Me: How much will it be?
Ruan's cousin: 3 million in cash and 100 thousand in 30x
Me: Blz, I will notify the staff.
I took the cell phone
Me: Guys, the house will be 3 million cash and 30x 100,000 reais.
Felippinho: krlh, isn't it too expensive?
Ruan: Stop being a muquirana
Madara: It's too expensive, bitch
Ruan: Mano. The house will have 17 residents. If every 1 gives 10 thousand, that's good
Dudley: I will
Jessica: I'm also top
Felippinho: Why do women accept to give money automatically?
Hevelin: I still haven't accepted
Felippinho: I said: "Women"
Hevelin: What?
Felippinho: Nada kakaka
Me: Guys, for me, I accept
Igor: If Diogo accepts, I also accept
Felipe: Tbm accepted
Igor Innocent: If my mother leaves, I accept
Cauã: If mine leaves, I also accept
Me: Mama kakakka's little babies
Igor Innocent: At least my mom loves me
Thierry: Krlh, Igor
Me: It hurt me
Igor Inocente: Sorry Diogo, I'm going to ask my mom
Me: Blz
5 minutes later
Igor Innocent: Guys, my mom left
Cauã: Mine too
Me: Do we have an agreement?
Igor Innocent and Cauã: Yes
Me: If you agree, say "I"
Cauã: Me
Ruan: I
Dudley: I
Igor Innocent: Me
Felipe: I
Igor: I
Felippinho: All Diogo's bitch
Cauã: As far as I know his biggest whore, it's you
Duda: Exactly
Me: Felippinho, will you accept or not?
Felippinho: Since you have no options, yes
Madara: If Felippinho my love goes, I will
Costa e Sidney: I top
Me: Look at my couple
Sidney: There he
Me: Himself
Hevelin: I will
Jessica: Me too
Wes: I'll do it too, until I can buy a house myself and Jessica
Jessica: Me?
Wes: My girlfriend, dumb
Jessica: Minutes
Thierry: I will
Horseman: Hmph, I know nop
Me: Your son of a bitch, stop sending these things. That trigger me
Horseman: Sorry
Me: Stop talking like that
Horseman: Okay, okay.
Me: Entt ... Won't you accept? Will you continue to live in your mother's house? Will you continue giving her work? Stop being a tramp
Cavalão: Okay, I'll do it
Felippinho: Why is Diogo so angry when it comes to Gabriel?
Madara: Boiola
Me: He makes me angry, he doesn't look like an adult
Hevelin: Says the child
Me: Respect your leader
Hevelin: Leader is the krlh
Vitu: I just cried now. I accept the deal there
Ruan: Since everyone accepted, the ngc is done
Everyone: Blz
Me: Tomorrow Ruan and I will stop by your house to get the money, okay?
Everyone: Okay
I turn off my cell phone
Me: We accept the proposal
Ruan's cousin: Deal closed then
Ruan: Amen, Gloria to Senhor Jabiroca
Ruan's cousin: Tomorrow when you pay me, you can already live here
Me: Okay
Continued in the next chapter