Wednesday - 02/22/2023
Jessica and I were on our way home
Jessica: We should have come by car
Me: Sorry, I had to lend it to Cauã
Jessica: Why?
Me: As he said, he had to bring his books and they were too expensive to take on foot
Jessica: Books or Hentais?
Me: Both
Jessica: Don't you think this is strange?
Me: A little. But ... You know what Cauã is like when he's sad, right?
Jessica: I remember ...
Me: Speaking of Cauã. You know, right? Stay away from him
Jessica: I'm old enough, you don't have to worry about that
Me: I don't trust that brazen
Ruan passes by the car next to us and stops
Ruan: Hey, why are you going up?
Me: I had to lend it to Cauã
Ruan: Do you trust Cauã with your car?
Me: Man, I trusted, but ... I'm sorry.
Ruan: If he crashes the car. I will laugh so hard
Me: Affsss
Ruan: Come in there, I'll take you there.
Me: Beauty
Going towards the house, we find Cauã inside a Bar. Ruan to the car and I get out
Me: Cauã, why the fuck are you here?
Cauã: Sorry Diogo (with a drunk voice)
Me: Mano, what excuse? I will never lend you my car again.
Cauã: Sorry, don't stop talking to me ...
Me: Be cool, I won't stop. Now tell me, what are you doing here?
Cauã: I stopped here to buy soda and some girls came to me and asked me to buy them a drink
Me: And where are they?
Cauã: After I paid, they disappeared. And I was here crying and thinking how my life sucks, and that no girl will want me
Cauã starts to cry
Me: Come here, man. I'll take you home
I raise Cauã and take him away.
* 1 minute later *
I put him in the car and get in
Me: By the way, if you had crashed my car, I would have killed you
I start
* 1 minute later *
I get close to Ruan's car, and say that I will take him with him.
I start again and Ruan is right behind
*5 minutes later*
We arrived. I carry Cauã on my shoulder.
I look well and people are already at the door (they were waiting for us)
Me: Hey guys, how are you?
Thierry: What happened to Cauã?
Him: He filled his tail with cachaça
Felipe: Pow, you went to drink and you didn't even call me
Me: He went drinking alone
Thierry: His mother finds out, she'll be putass
Cauã: Please, don't tell my mother
Me: I bet she'll be mad at me, because she told her to take care of him
Igor Innocent: Cauã my friend, did you say you didn't like to drink?
Cauã: And I don't like it, the meat spoke louder
Igor Innocent: You have to resist these feelings
Cauã: Sorry
Duda: Where's Ruan?
Me: Your husband is coming after
Hevelin: Talk about a husband, what about this wedding? When will you leave, friend?
Duda: When Ruan asks me
Ruan arrives
Me: Speaking of husband, look at him there (laughs)
Ruan: What? What are you talking about?
Hevelin: What day will you propose to her
Ruan: Pow ... It's too early for that
Me: A 3-year courtship? Early?
Ruan: Mano, go after Gabi and leave me alone
Me: You always talk about Gabi
Hevelin: Yeah, it's past time for you to run after that girl
Me: You will see. I will still marry her
Madara: Only if it is in your dreams
Me: Hahaha
Thierry: I trust Diogo, he will make it one day
Hevelin: Falsehood
Felippe: I don't know why you are invoked as a woman. None pay
Vitu: Truth
Madara: They only serve me to stick the stick
Me: Krlh Madara, Jessica is here
Jessica: Stop doing that. I'm not a child
Me: Yes
Cavalão: Are you going to fight already? Brother, early in the morning?
Ruan: It is true. Let's get in soon. And stop this marriage story
Duda: What?
Ruan: Nothing at all (embarrassed smile)
Duda looks with an angry look at Ruan
Hevelin: Okay, okay. Who's got the key? I want to get in soon.
Me: I am, calm down. I'll open. Does anyone hold Cauã?
Ruan: I hold
Ruan takes Cauã
Ruan: If you throw up on me, I'll beat you up
Thierry: Hey, don't talk to him like that
Me: Really, po. Talk like that to the guy
Cauã: But Diogo, you talk to me like that
Me: Yeah ... I'm going to open the door soon (embarrassed smile)
I open the door of the house
Continued in the next chapter