"Huuu….haaaa.....Huuu…..haaa…..Huuu….haaaaa….Huu...…"
*Crick*
"Ouch….aaaaaaaaaghhhhh"
*Bieench…pooiunccch….crounchhh…*
"Aaaaaahhh…..diofff….aaaaaghhh….ooooofff"
"That hurt.
Where am I? This part of the woods is new.
Hello!!!!!!!!!
HELLO!!!!!!
Is anyone out there?"
"Whooo...whooooo"
"It's kinda scary all alone.
I really wish my deer friends were here now.
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hissssssssssssssssss"
"Aaaagh. Sorry."
"Hisssss...…"
"I said I was sorry. I..."
"Hissssssssssss!!!!"
"We escaped. Let's just sleep in this cave for the night and go back the next morning. I'm sure my new family will be cooled down by then. That is….if I can even find my way back. I really do hope Jewels will pull through."
*Puuurpissssshhhhhhhhhhhh...…Boooom*
"Aaaagh!!!!!!!!!!
Where's Hez when I need him most? I could use one of his bedtime stories about now."
"Come on people, let's move. Time is awaisting. Who knows what Jim is capable. We need to treat this as top priority people."
"Sir, Anela's on the line; for you."
"Thanks."
"You found my elephant?"
"Not quite, ma'am. We think we have located Jims last known whereabouts and bet there is a good chance that Mars will be there too."
"Oh thank heavens. I'll be right over."
"Ma'am, we still need to wait and secure the scene. I promise I'll call you personally once we have Mars. You have my word, and my word is gold."
"I'm counting on you."
"Just pray. That is all I can say to you at the moment. Sorry I can't relay more."
"It's okay. You are doing enough as is. I just hope he's okay when you find him. Poor Mars must be so lost and alone right now. I can only imagine the trauma."
*berrriing*
*Berrrriiiiing*
"Hello?"
"Bones, it's me."
"Did you get my elephant?"
"We..uh….ran into a problem, but don't worry, sir."
"What's the PROBLEM? You assured me it would be easy. Drop off, pick up. What could go wrong?"
"Well, sir. Their were girls."
"GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Teens actually."
"You were outsmarted by teens."
"Not exactly, but Mars is gone. I'll come back tonight and finish the job. Promise."
"No."
"What?"
"I'LL come back tonight and complete the job, while YOU cry your final tears."
"But Jim!!!"
"But Blade!!!
....I gave you your second chance…..and you blew it. You could've finally been together with Anela like you've always wanted. She would see you as a hero, you would be her savior, and her your queen."
"Yea, while you take all the credit and profit."
"It's only fair. I take half of all profits you make, and you get the other half."
"No. You wanna know what's fair?"
"What?"
"NOTHING!!!!!"
*Beep*
"Ummmm…..hello? Hello? Blade, are you there? Hello?"
"I think he hung up on you sir."
"I know that, idiot. Assemble the troops. Mars will be back and when he is, we'll be ready."