"Nothing like following a bunch of creepy guys deeper into their cave."
"Hey, you have a light? I can't see. Want to pick out what I am looking at."
"Sorry, Princesses. Must have left the torch back at the entrance."
"No worries. I got mine.
*Phueeeeeemmmmm*
…..Can everybody see better?"
"Thanks, Elwin. You know...it's not that bad in here. Pardon my fear, but from what we heard; we thought you would be ravish."
"Oh, Kris. Those are Fairy Tales. Written only to keep the little Kids away."
"Really?"
"Why yes. We would never eat our friends."
"Of course. We understand and respect alls wishes. To do you like that would be....ungrothy."
"Un…grothy?"
*Snifff…..snifff*
I smell something. It...….*snifff*.....it smells good; but I smell no meat."
"You think we are all Vicious? Please, come sit down. We insist."
"Oh, we just ate. Pretty full ourselves. Mis cooked us up a fatty breakfast, and it sticks to you like glue. Thanks for the offer."
"I wasn't offering."
"Hey, let go of us. What are you doing?"
"I was demanding."
"RAINDOWS, GET DOWN!!"
"Mister?"
*Phuueee...Phueeee*
"Roaaaarrrrrrr."
"RULES AND LAWS MAY BE DIFFERENT ON OUR PLANET FROM YOURS, But commonsense still exists. If anybody wants to lure you somewhere hidden, don't go."
"They seemed so nice. They are Wheres after all."
"But not our Wheres. You have my consent to kill."
"Oh, baby girl. You wouldn't want to kill me. We just met."
"I'm not your Babygirl, and I'm ending it."
*Stomp*
"Ooo…..ooooo….ooooo."
"FREEZE!!!!!!!!!"
"Aaaaaaaaghhhhssskiiahhhuaaarrrkkkkkkkk…."
"Vine wrap."
"Your little twigs won't work on me, Kid."
"Not even as a distraction?"
"What?"
"Hey, Punk. Try metal on for size."
*Bzzzzaaaaggiiigggaazzzzziiaagggggiggggaaaabzzzzzzzzz.*
"ELWIN, CATCH. It's a Silver Bullet."
"Thanks.
*Catch*
*Chichick*
*Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow*
"Ruuarrrr….Ruaaaourrr….Ruuuaarrrr*
"He's getting away.
Shoot him."
"I got him...right…..where I want him.
*BANG*
*Stttiisssuuuuaaaaaaaaa…..tick*
*Collapse*
"Now that...….was a sugar rush."
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU RAINBOWS THINKING?"
"Aaaayaaayaaayaaayaaaa. Mister, stop shaking us like ragdolls. We're fine."
"But you could've been killed. Don't you ever...ever…..EVER...do that again."
"Yes, Master."
"I don't care if you were powerful on your planet, and used that to gauge talking to Locals on mine, but newsflash.
….This isn't YOUR….planet."
"We're sorry."
"......Whatever the Wherewolves tried to tell you; is wrong. They are bad. They are evil. There's a reason why curfew is at nine, and people lock their doors. They protect themselves...and others. For their are people who love to come out at night. We believe werewolves are the curse, and they believe being a Bear is the curse since 'Where' comes first in the name.
"........I'm sending my two boys to watch over you."
"Master!!!"
"I will have no more of it. They go where you go. You will not let them out of your sight, nor will they let you out of theirs. Got it."
"Yes, Sir."
"......It wasn't a question."