*Knock, Knock, Knock*
"Coming."
"Mis, we're home."
*Errwwiiaaaaannnnnk*
"Shows over, already?"
"It....The show wasn't the problem."
"We met Wherewolves."
"You WHAT!!!!!!!!!"
"We...we.... thought they were nice."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"Their is nothing nice about Wherewolves."
"But they invited us cover to Brunch."
"Brunch?"
"They said you showed us the planet; they wanted to show us the Land."
"Funny thing was, when they mentioned they didn't have any Meat, that should have been our first warning."
"Yeah. Yeah it should have."
"But in our defense, you Bears have Fish as pets, and eat everything else; so we thought....We..."
"You thought wrong!!!!!"
".....Thankfully, by the time we realized that we were the Meat; Mister, rescued us."
"Thank you, Mister."
"Thank you, Mister."
"Yeah. Thank you, Mister.
If you were using your head, you wouldn't need to be kissing his feet right now.
*Gulp*
...…But I am glad you are safe and sound.
Is there somewhere where you need to be?"
"Yes. That's why I brought them here. Figured our two boys could.....watch over them while you and I are going. Teach them all they need to know. Safe….secure….local….and trustworthy. What do you think?"
"........As long as you're back here by nine."
"Yes, Ma'am."
"I do not mean back here, in this house. I mean....back here….in any house."
".........Yes, Ma'am."
"Good.
Boys, what do you think? Wanna skip school to give these Rainbows a work out?"
"Can we?"
"Your father already said yes."
"Oh yes Oh yes. Oh yes."
"And Rainbows."
"Yes?"
"My boys may be watching you, but we all know; a Team always watches each other."
"Yes, Ma'am."
"Come on, Rainbows; and don't worry. You don't have to call us Sir."
"I wouldn't mind."
*Whack*
"Ouch.
Yeah, what he said. You can call us by our names if you prefer."
"Thank you."
"So what say we get out of here...…..safely...…....and quietly?"
"Good boys."
"I'm in."
"Count me in."
"As long as it's fun."
"Oh......research…..is…..fun."
"Yeah."
".....Ookay. I'm off. All of you have a great day, and you Rainbows; watch yourself. I'll continue to get people on board for one more Season, while you do your best to gear them up by any means necessary."
"Sounds good, Sir."
".......She's gone."
"Who's ready to ditch the Fame, and play some games?"
"Oh, I'm a gamer at heart. You name a sport, I'll crush you in a heartbeat."
"I thought you didn't kill, Jacklyn?
"Nobody dies in Games; but you do win, and I love me some Trophies."
"Just be glad my parents didn't raise you. They are all about have fun, it's not about the gold. It's about growing old...with your Bros."
"Ah heck now. Nobodys perfect, but my family always wants us tro strive for our best. And if our best means you end up last, then sorry. Don't be mad. One day you might beat me, and I will look up at you. Who knows."
"Well, now that I know you all really do have game under thet sane, follow me. Kids are the future.
Everything adults do is for the betterment of us."
"Agreed."
"We play, they pay; but how can you know what to buy, if you don't watch us play?"
"You wanna watch us?"
"I'm hurt. I don't get to have in on the fun."
"Your definition of fun might not be ours. Not every Wherewolf is bad, you know. While our Parents fight, we Kids do our best to keep the peace. It's just...there are not a lot of us, but a few of us know that the word 'WhereBear,' is more than just a name."
"You got me tingling all over. Show me, show me, show me."
"Scarlett, calm down. We'l get there soon enough. It's…..off the beaten path."
"The best things mostly are. Locals like to keep the pretties for themselves and only show you the second hand store items."
"I assure you, none of us play for second."
"My type of style. Come on Darius, I see the Park ahead, and it….is…..packed."
"It's like a little tiny amusement park back here, tucked away in the safety of the Trees. As long as you all are quiet, people could walk right by."
"That's the idea. Big enough to play, small enough to slay."
"GET YOUR ELEPHANT EARS. GET YOUR ELEPHANT EARS. GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT."
"I thought this was a no adults party."
"We call these Adults 'Clean.'
HEY, CC. Throw me one."
"Coming right at you."
"Does nobody know who you are?"
"They do. Here, we are one."
*Catch*
"That's...not an Elephant Ear."
"What do you mean? This is the real thing."
*Whakick*
*Pisssassshhhh*
What gives?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
That….was my snack."
"We WILL NOT…..eat our own, nor anybody else."
"Then what will you eat?"
"Ummmmmm......….Uhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Oooh. Seafood on a stick. But I thought you keep Fish as pets?"
"Fish aren't the only thing in the Sea, you know."
"Then yes please, give me."
"Hey, save some for all of us."
"You're not going to eat, Scarlett?"
"I will."
"Not hungry?"
"I am."
"You are a Human….aren't you? Cause if you're a Droid and can't, then I will do my best to under….."
"No, no. I am not the future, but the past. I am a Mermaid."
"Well that explains the beautiful looks."
"Thank you."
"Can I have a kiss?"
*Shove*
"Hey, what the?"
"You don't just ask. You give and receive. You want something, you show her why she should give it.
In your case, a full Steak won't suit your physique at all, nor will a little tiny Bunny; but...….How bout Icecream? We have both light, yet filling."
"Those are two different things."
"Here, they are one of the same.
Can I interest you in Moose Loose Ice Cream, with real Moose bits?"
"Mmmmmmmmmm. That does sound good. Every girl hates putting on weight, but give us a gallon of Icecream anyday, and we'll never say no."
"After you."
"Show off."
"I left you two others."
"Huh?"
"Nothing, Scarlett. Just a little performance issues with my brother. Nothing to bother you by."
"Oh. Ok. I wish him luck then."
"Don't do that. I thought you're on my side."
"Are you trying to bribe me to be your Fan?"
"........Is it working?"
"I already said yes."
"Then yes...Maybe that might be ONE…of my ulterior motives."
"Awwwww. Just one? We're small enough to squirm through your claws, but no Bear has ever caught us. Must be a shame."
"We just didn't know what bait to use. And now we do.
Uhhhhhh, Kind, sir. Two Moose Loose Icecreams please."
"You know the rules. First ones free, seconds not on me. What do ya got?"
"Uhhhhh...…the rarest piece of Meat you will ever find."
"Can I see it?"
*Mmmuayy*
"Oh my. Lady, you are…"
"You can not only see it, but now you are the first Bear who can proudly say they got kissed by a Mermaid. That has to mean something, doesn't it?"
"Well...she definitely brightened my mood.
Here you go."
"Thank you."
"Thanks, R."
*Mmmuuaaay*
"Will that do for my gesture?"
"Ooooh....ohhhh.....oh nicely.
Tell me. Is it true that when Mermaids cry, their tears are pure Pearls?"
"I don't know."
"What do you mean you don't know?"
"Well our tears combine with the Sea. It's hard to tell which is ours and which is not. Secondly, besides Unicorns; Mermaids are one of the happiest. They can travel the deepest depths, and lunge the highest skies with Dolphins. If we never get lonely, we never get sad, and therefore need not shed a tear."
"But what about happiness?"
"I don't know.
You think you can make me laugh?"
"I think I can make Ice Cream come out of your nose."
"That...…I.....I assure you I have never done that."
"Oh, it's fun. You should try it."