Author's secret thoughts: (Dammit what should I right to buff the word count...)
Author's note: "... Umm.... I like avocados..."
(HAH THOSE FOOLS I ACTUALLY HATE AVOCADOS)
"Well enjoy the chapter"
At the actual West
Vlad: "mm.. Pendragon what are you doing here?"
Pendragon: " I wrapped it up early so I came here to help"
Vlad: " wait weren't we ordered to stay at our posts"
Pendragon: "...."
Vlad: " Pendragon what did you do"
Pendragon: " so I might have destroyed a little bit of the south and got kicked away by Lox"
Vlad: "....."
Pendragon: " what how am I supposed to know that ice is flammable"
Vlad: " it's not"
Pendragon: "...."
Vlad: " and what are they doing here?"
Angel: " *munch* *munch*"
Fanny: " *munch* *munch*"
Pendragon: "eating skewer and cake"
Vlad: "that's not....
Never mind"
Pendragon: "where is the enemy any way?"
Vlad: " I'm tracking them down
For some reason they didn't show up
But I think we're getting close"
??? : "WHAAAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT COMING?!"
????? : " Relax that's why he sent us in his place"
Vlad: " Hello there"
??? : "!!!"
Vlad: "may I be right to assume that you are the enemy"
??? : "now that it's come to this I guess we have no choice
I am QUAKE
ONE OF DEMON KING ATTILAS TO GENERALS
OUR ADDRESS IS-'
Vlad: " yeah sorry we're already late schedule so I need you to skip the address part"
Quake: "....."
Vlad: " and those ladies are?"
????? : "Hmph, Fine I'll tell you our name before you die
Starting from the right"
? : "Sally"
?? : "Lilly"
??? : "Elly"
???? : "Milly"
????? : "Sharona"
Fanny: (whispering) " Why doesn't her name end in lly?"
Angel: (what should we do? Should we ask about it?)
Pendragon: " (whispering) : but what if she's sensitive about it?"
Milly: "that's why I told you to change your name"
Elly: "this is embarrassing"
They both said dejectedly
Sharon: " I can't help it it's my actual name"
Vlad: "may I be quick to assume that you five were not our original opponents"
Quake: " Sigh... Yes it's supposed to be me and their father, but I don't know where he went at this time"
Pendragon: "it doesn't matter who our opponent is, come and get it Quack and illy five"
Quake: "HOOOLDDD ONNNN THERE WHO ARE YOU CALLING QUACK IT'S QUAKE LIKE EARTH QUAKE"
illy five: " AND WHO ALLOWED YOU TO NAME OUR GROUP"
Sharona: " PLUS I AM SHARONA
SHAAAAAROOOONAAAA"
Pendragon: "it's easier then remembering all your names
Also you look like a duck"
(note Quake is a giant blue demon with a beak)
Pendragon: " where ducks a part of the ingredients of your making?"
Quake: " I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS MADE USING PLATYPUS PART
NOT DUCKS"
Angel: "hey does platypus taste good on a skewer?"
Fanny: " actually I never tasted platypus meat before?"
Pendragon: " *sigh* sadly the king forbade me from eating anything that talks"
Fanny: " technically the dead don't talk"
Pendragon: "...
THAT'S GENIUS"
Quake: "....."
Chapter End