??? : "where is this"
(hello this might be weird but let me introduce myself to you
I'm Attila's general Robert
Our Address is..... Etc)
(Anyway if you're wondering why I'm her and not with Quake is very simple
I have a different plan of my own, so I send my daughters to fill in for me
Anyway the reason I left my post is very simple
I have my doubts about Brax
He's been acting very suspiciously lately
He's no where around to be find most of the time
And spends alot of time in the castle basement cooking something
He also didn't subscribe to Demon Lord's Attila weakly fanclub paper
VERRY SUSPICIOUS
Which is why I decided to investigate him at this occasion
I'll just watch his action while Attila kills Sapphire
If he does anything suspicious I'll report it back
Only one problem
I calculated the place I'm supposed to tellport to on the map but I think I made a mistake
Because somehow I'm in a field of mice....
Where am I?)
Robert : " Ah well nothing can't be done I'll just
Leave this place"
I get out the fence and head for what seems to be the exit"
???? : "HAAULLT"
Robert: " WHAT?!!!"
Armor 42: "YOU ARE TRASPASSING ON THE MICE PRESERVE SURRENDER YOUR SELF AT ONCE"
(Mice preserve really?)
Robert: " *pft* or what tin head"
Armor 42: " or I will struck you down"
Robert: " you and what army"
* march*
* March *
*march*
Armor 42: "the royal army"
Robert: "..."
5 minutes of running later
Robert: " *huph* *huph*
Why was there an army protecting the mice
Well I think I lost them now
I could've defeated them but I don't want Brax to know I'm here
OH well where I am n.....
BEAUTIFUL"
Robert was in the plant girls territory
Robert: " don't get distracted we're on a mission"
While was Robert exsiting he was offered a few drinks by the plant girls
He was thirsty so he said why not and drank a gallon.
Armor 42: " there you are"
Robert : "not again"
5 minutes later
Robert: " Alright I think I lost them for real this time
Where am I any way?"
Robert had jumped in a lake and was hiding with only his head over water
Robert: " why can't I move"
If Robert knew anything about plant girls
He'd know that they are very poisonous
And the drink he was offered was there sap that they were trained to give...
As a high ranking demon it won't kill him but he'll be paralyzed for a while.
Robert: " Perfect, can it get any worst really"
??? : "Quack"
Robert: " what do you want stupid duck*
*quack*
*quack*
*Quack*
*quack*
*quack*
Robert :" where did you all come from? "
*chomp*
Robert:" OWWW HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING "
*CHOMP*
*CHOMP *
*CHOML*
Robert:" STOOP"
The sign outside this place said
(warning demon ducks
VERRY dangerous and cannibalistic
Don't enter)
Robert would have known if he could read
And so was the end of that
Chapter End