Now, I know you want to ask 'Why should I read this flipping Novel of your's? You even copied a novelist's novel's line!' (imitating you)
First of all, this was inspired okay? And yes, maybe I did copy most of the paragraphs, well some of them but not all okay? And hey, if you don't want to read this flipping novel. Then don't, nobody needs your shîtty @ss complain, the only thing I need is your flipping feed back and not some of your trashy shîtty dîckhead words
What? You don't like my foul dirty mouth? Ha! Guess what? You have to fvcking bear it if you continue to fvcking read it. Now I don't need some mother father son daughter baby fvcker in this novel who only wanted to insult me or something, now shoo you shîtty @ss!
Go away! Your making my day so shît, my life already has enough shît
And hey, if your saying that I am A BITCH, let me rephrase it to you Honey
I am not A BITCH, because I am THE BITCH
Please do know the differences
Now... Where were we? Oh yeah! The Introduction, sorry about that
But I only gonna say you this one thing
What ever you do, don't think of me, a Panda, dancing a flipping dance that I don't know what it's called
(Your welcome! And please don't worry, you won't have any mental issues about it)
Now... This Novel is about... Well I don't know how to explain this to you guys tho, but I'll try my very best, okay?
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Dang it! I can't! It's I am writing a flipping essay!
Why do you look so disappointed? This novel hasn't even begun and you are already leaving me behind? Why can't I ever win with you? I see it in your face.
I write to fill the page, preferably with nothing *sniff sniff*
You know? I tried my flipping best just to entertain you and did my best to put all my guts to this novel, even tho that I spent my entire flipping day for only a flipping description and plot!
Why?! Why oh why?!
*sniff sniff* Anyways, if I might guess, your asking what do you get by reading this novel...
Well let me answer that second question of your's also!
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Yup! You read it right! Absolutely NOTHING! Well... Maybe a bit of entertainment? I don't know, well it's depends on you tho, hahaha
Well anyways, you might thing that this introduction of mine is so fvcking long. Well sorry about that but, there is a fvcking conditions! First, my words should reach a flipping five hundred words! Has! So you have to bare my blabbing!
There's no one perfect way to write an introduction. My technique will vary depending on factors like my topic, the tone of my publication, my audience. And that's you guys
Now! Let's get going to that Name Pronunciation thingy, shall we?
P . S : This novel was inspired by Daydream1011 on her book called Crave, you should guys check it out
Let's go!
Lucaon: (LOO-con)
Kyon: (KA-yon)
Geir: (GAYR)
Hakon: (HAW-koon)
Herleifr: (HER-leef-er)
Gullbrand: (GOOL-brant)
Bain: (BAYN)
Barend: (BAHR-ehnt)
Ulloriaq: (oo-law-REE-ek)
Uffe: (OO-fe)
Abbey: (AB-ee)