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South Park Smut Book

🇺🇸Jerome_Valeska67
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Just some random south park smut chapters~
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Chapter 1 - I Like You Pt. 1 (Crenny)

C r a i g s P O V

I'm currently having a smoke on the outside steps of school during lunch. I needed a break from Clyde whining like a little bitch about Bebe hooking up with another dude. Most of the time being friends with him is exhausting. I was about halfway through my cigarette when I heard the doors to the school open.

"Sup fucker" Great. McCormick.

"Sup McWhoreDick" McCormick sits next to me pulling out a cigarette and lighting it. I glance at his face, he has a busted lip and a small bruise under his eye. "The fuck happen to your face?"

"Wow Craig, you actually seem like you care for once" McCormick smirked taking another drag of his cigarette.

"So what if I do?" I replied in my usual monotone voice. McCormick stares at me and gave me a small smile and responded "Awwwww Craigyyyyy you like meeee"

"Fuck off I just wanted to know what happened to your face" McCormick moves over and clutched onto my arm. I tried to shake him off but his grip only tightened so I left him alone. "You like meeee craigyyyyy I know it"

I flipped him off and he just chuckled. "Cartman got pissed off because I called his mom a slut. Then he said I was a whore and I said so was his mom and this-" he pointed to his lip "-was the aftermath"

I chuckled. "Sounds about right. I don't understand how you hang out with that asshole. I cant stand to be around him for more than five minutes without punching the shit out of him"

He just smiled and shrugged as a response. We sat there for a few minutes in a comfortable silence smoking the rest of our cigarettes. I was thinking how I really didn't want to go back and listen to Clyde anymore so I decided something.

"Hey so I'm gonna ditch you wanna come with? My parents aren't home so we can go to my house and just play video games" I asked.

McCormick looked up at me with his brown eyes. Wow I have never noticed how pretty his eyes are. He smiled "Awwwww Craigyyyyy inviting me to your house already. You must really like meee"

I got up suddenly so he didn't have the chance to grip my arm. I started to walk away and said "I'm going home you can come with if you want"

"Wait craigyyyy I'm cominggg" I rolled my eyes as he jogged to catch up with me. He attached himself back on my arm and I rolled my eyes again.

We got to my house and made our way upstairs to my room. When we got inside McCormick looked around like he was at 5 star hotel. He looked over at Stripes cage on my desk and his eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. "Awwww Craig I forgot you had a guinea pig. Stripe right?"

I nodded and walked over. I opened the cage and took him out. "You want to hold him?"

McCormick nodded eagerly and I chucked as I passed Stripe over to him. "You like animals I'm guessing"

McCormick nodded again "I have this weird connection with rodents, whenever I di-" He paused then coughed "whenever I'm walking around outside they tend to come up to me and stuff"

I decided not to ask about what he originally was going to say. "Huh weird. Do you want to play some video games now?"

McCormick nodded placing Stripe back into his cage and locking it. We walked over to my tv and sat down in the beanbags I have in front of it.

We played for a little while and I kept noticing McCormick glancing at me every so often.

I finally paused the game and looked over at him. "Why the hell do you keep looking at me McCormick"

McCormick flicked his brown eyes away from the screen over to me. Wait was he blushing? "You look cute playing the game"

"W-wh-what" I stuttered. I never stuttered. What's happening to me.

"I said.." McCormick started to crawl closer to me and leaned his head next to my ear "I looked at you because you look hot" his lips brushing over my ear as he talked causing me to shiver. He sat in front of me now and all of a sudden he grabbed the collar of my black shirt and pulled me into him and kissed me.