Why did I have to pick up the damn coin? Two did you not learn from all the scary movies? Three rules, only three. The first and most important don't go towards the noise, Two don't follow the white girl, and Three things that glow is a no, So why did you pick up the damn coin?
After my mental breakdown, I started looking back at the turn of events. I was walking down the streets of Baltimore I had something on me. What weirdo walks the streets of one of the most dangerous cities in the U.S without something on them.
So while I was walking I was round Cedonia going up Sinclair RD trying to go up the 2k court near the KFC and while walking I happened to stumble upon a glowing coin.
Normally I wouldn't touch no damn glowing coin but I had $0.90 and needed ten more cents to get me a Brisk. You probably thinking he died for a brisk, well it was worth the risk especially the green watermelon one ain't nothing better.
I walked towards the glowing coin to you know test my luck and when I touched it I exploded.
My death wasn't anything fancy I didn't save no child from getting run over, I didn't rescue a cat from no burning house, and I sure as hell ain't get ran over by no truck.
Like bro, you must be one of the dumbest people to get run over by a truck like I understand that you might be scared and stuck in place but come on a truck. The only reason or excuse you have for getting ran over by a truck is reincarnation.
But yeah I went and blew up because all I wanted was some Brisk Ice Tea. Some watermelon flavored brisk ice tea mind you.
But enough with the bad thoughts aren't I supposed to be seeing the most high, the one above all, the creator. I think he's late for an appointment.
"hahaha oh I can't stop laughing you really died because of some ice tea"
"um who's their" I can't really see nothing it's all dark, did I go drop into hell and my punishment was to be made fun of because of my ridiculous death.
" ahhhh it's too funny" I heard the voice again it's clearer than before and it sounds feminine. Wait don't tell me the devil is a girl.
"umm whoever you are can you tell me where am I" damn I prolly went to hell I shouldn't have stolen from the dollar store so many times.
"ok ok im calm, now to answer your questions yes the Devil is a female, a grant to be more exact she used to be a beautiful little girl but for reasons, I will never truly understand she became a tran" you could here a disappointment of sorts in her voice she didn't sound like somebody who just dropped the bomb that the devil is a tranny nope she sounded like an exhausted mother.
"oh you're a smart one yes I am your mother and no your not in hell"
"wait what did you just say" see her saying the devil was a tranny I could understand not too hard to believe but her being my mother that's something I can't believe. I was an orphan, didn't have a mother or father
"nooo im really your mother I created you just like I did the rest of the world"
"YOUR F*CKING LYING" I was trying so hard not to shout but it was to no avail "GOD IS A WOMAN"
" duh what did you think I was a man" the voice in the dark who I just found out was the creator of the whole universe and a female started laughing "oh and don't call me God, the word God means Lord and the word Lord means Baal a demon he's a nasty little creature"
" so umm what should I call you?" I didn't have anything better to say in a situation like this. I don't think anybody could have done or said anything better.
"I told you im your mother just call me mama, or Ama" as she was talking I realized that the darkness was retracting to a certain point in front " in the beginning there was darkness then she said let there be light"
After the light retracted I realized we were in the inside of a hut. Now, you probably asking Two how did you know that. Well, it's because we were in a large circular room, full of large anime furs. The walls were made out of mud, on the floor there were cushions, in a section of the room their we're semi see-through drapes inside you could see a high bed right behind it, there was a section of the room just full of animals teeth, spears and swords, another section there was a one of the most beautiful in door gardens I've ever seen.
I mean yeah I recognized the lilies, Roses, and tulip but bro there was so many different types of flowers I don't think some we're ever found on earth, next to the flowers there was a herbal section I saw the basil, the thyme, and what I think I was a ginger stalk.
Then when I looked up I went and saw that the roof was made in the form of a triangle with wood and ropes with what looks to be banana leaves and mud covering it on top.
But while looking around I didn't see not one electric appliance. Not no I-phone, chargers, tv, or headphones. Their wasn't even an Android.
When I turned back to face Ama I saw a dark melanated woman, her skin was so dark it looked blue. On her head, there was a turban and in front of it a crown, a golden crown in the form of a bee. She was covered in a white gown, on her face not one ounce of makeup but It's not like she needed any. Just everything about her radiated an aura of beauty.
Especially her eyes I know people have so-called black iris but bro hers were the darkest color black you could think of.
Made me think of the saying if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you, that's exactly what it looked and felt like.
"thank you for the compliment my child" it's always good to get a compliment from one of your children